Chris Livestream 4/16/2016 - Chris

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Oh my god. Lesbian sex positions. Sophie, wherever you are in the great blue yonder, I salute you.
 
Dain Bramage said:
Someone who has contact with Chris needs to inform him that someone on a Disability Tugboat cannot form a business. And does Fatty know that he'd have to pay taxes on that business income.?
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I don't think he knows and honestly I doubt if informed he would acknowledge the risk. CWC is a notorious wishful thinker. He'll probably insist no negative repercussions would befall him.
 
"maligned...maliged...malig-neyd...(*sigh)-ma--ligned...yeah MALIGNED.

Way to prove you're on that "8th grade leading -- le... reading level or higher"
 
HumanBeanbag said:
"Whoever I employ must remind me of me... they must have an 8th grade reading level."

I don't know who wrote this script for Chris but good job on getting that line in.

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The recipient of the Manchester High School Honor Roll Ladies and Gentleman!
It's a wonder how he graduated from High School let alone College.

Also Sonichu Entertainment of America? I see it going down rather quickly...Zazzle doesn't allow Fanart and most orders get cancelled quickly. So those amiibos will be the cause of his account being closed and orders being cancelled.

And asking for people to produce an animated or CGI series with him is going to be hard since Chris may not want people to input their data to his ideas.

I do feel kind of bad for him.
 
Dain Bramage said:
Someone who has contact with Chris needs to inform him that someone on a Disability Tugboat cannot form a business. And does Fatty know that he'd have to pay taxes on that business income.?
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People on SSDI can have a business, though they can't earn too much per month from it. My guess is that isn't going to be a problem, since Chris's profit margins are so low on everything except the medallions and commissioned drawings.
 
MrsFrizzle said:
People on SSDI can have a business, though they can't earn too much per month from it. My guess is that isn't going to be a problem, since Chris's profit margins are so low on everything except the medallions and commissioned drawings.
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Sorry, but no. No owning a business AND a Tugboat at the same time. BIG no-no!

And it seems that Chris wants a female-only staff for him to date AND to be his bodyguards. Looks like he's trying to pattern his business model off of Mohmar Qaddafi.
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It's probably the best recent CWC video that we had in a while.It show us that Chris never change,He's still blaming his lazyness on stress,he still think that Sonichu is a gigantic IP,that any women he's going to hire can be his romantic interest and he publicly re-announce that he's still on a quest for a sweetheart.I really want to see what's going to happen next.
 
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Dain Bramage said:
Sorry, but no. No owning a business AND a Tugboat at the same time. BIG no-no
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No, it's fine as long as you don't earn more than a certain sum ($1130/month for 2016). That's averaged over the year for small businesses, so Chris is unlikely to ever be at risk.

This page goes into exhaustive detail about being on disability and having a small business. Chris is unlikely to throw any of the red flags, either by earning over $1130/month or by demonstrating that the work Chris does would earn wages from a comparable business.

The idea of someone at Social Security having to do a "Worth of Work" review of Chris's business is hilarious.
 
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Employee slumber parties...relationships with Christine? Sexual Harassment, Inc! I'm not quite sure if Chris is wanting an administrative assistant or a fuck slave.
 
That's fine Chris, I've started a company called "Sonichu Entertainment of Europe" to handle the franchise outside of America. I'm running it on the behalf of the estate of Jimmy Hill.
 
Watching new videos of Chris is kind of like watching an episode of Ed
Edd and Eddy, only instead of him trying to scam people out of their jawbreakers, he's trying to trick people into sex.
 
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