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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Do I get excommunicated for liking both Burzum and Blind Guardian? Because it's something I have to unrionically be crypto about because of all the seethe it causes. People can seem to accept either/or but never both.
Nahh, I don't care about that pretentious faggoty shit. Back int' day when i listened to megadeth and metallica, I would have slayer fans randomly come up and tell me why those bands were shit. "Nice one" was the reply as I went on about my day.

Sub sub genre gatekeeping is mixture of faggotry, pretentiousness and autism. Much like this reply.
 
Nahh, I don't care about that pretentious faggoty shit. Back int' day when i listened to megadeth and metallica, I would have slayer fans randomly come up and tell me why those bands were shit. "Nice one" was the reply as I went on about my day.

Sub sub genre gatekeeping is mixture of faggotry, pretentiousness and autism. Much like this reply.
A lot of Slayer is the same level as heavy as Metallica, Slayer just had edgier lyrics. That only occurred to be the other day when they followed each other randomly on my gym playlist. I do seem to punch a heavy bag harder when Slayer is on though.
 
Revealed: the grassroots Tory plot to oust Kemi Badenoch
Grassroots Conservatives are planning a move to dislodge Kemi Badenoch after recent local elections left the party’s activist base depleted and depressed.
Association chairmen are understood to be considering a confidence motion against the Tory leader, similar to the pressure put on Theresa May to quit in 2019.
Several told The Times they wanted to act as MPs were “willing but unable” to remove Badenoch, although a growing number of shadow ministers privately think she should go.

Badenoch is protected from a leadership challenge until November. The threshold for a confidence vote by the party’s 120 MPs has been raised from 10 per cent to one third.
However, members of the Conservatives’ national convention said they were examining how to make the anger of the voluntary party known, in a bid to head off what they see as inevitable further losses in next year’s elections.

One said: “Speaking to colleagues, I think they’re in a pretty similar place. This is worse than 2013, when Ukip caused immense damage in the local elections. We’re worried we’ll get to a point where the party at a local level stops being viable.
“The problem is Kemi Badenoch. She’s just not up to it. MPs can’t challenge her for a year but there is a straightforward mechanism we can use.”
Others who spoke to The Times said it was “an option on the table” and “being discussed by a growing number within the voluntary party”.
A similar plan was hatched in 2019, after May won a confidence vote from MPs in December the previous year.
Ten per cent of the party’s national convention, known colloquially as its internal parliament, are required to back a motion for it to be formally considered. The convention is made up of about 650 association chairs, plus area and regional officers.
While the wording of a motion has not been agreed, sources said the intention was to censure Badenoch and call for an emergency meeting to discuss her leadership and a confidence vote.
Bad news for Kemi Badenoch as Tories fall behind Lib Dems in polls
David Campbell Bannerman, chair of the Conservative Democratic Organisation, said: “We don’t have serious leadership. Everyone thinks she’ll go. My view is we don’t have time to just sink and sink and sink. We’ve got to act now.”
He said “what’s killing us is complacency” and that Tory activists were prepared to wait for a fully fledged manifesto, but desperate for more clarity on policy.
He added: “No one’s going to care about another change. All they care about is the Conservatives having effective leadership and fighting back and holding Labour to account.
“Unless we get serious about leadership, we won’t be able to recover. Another year of this and we may not be here any more.”
Privately, shadow ministers and Tory MPs have been plotting Badenoch’s removal more fervently in the weeks since the Conservatives lost 16 councils and 674 councillors.
Badenoch said in the aftermath she was “sorry”, but maintained that it was unrealistic to expect her to have revived the party’s fortunes in just seven months.
She has sought to assuage colleagues’ concerns by saying that her attempts to renew and rebuild the party will take time.
James Cleverly, the former foreign secretary, has suggested the Tories must act as quickly as possible to win voters back over.
Speaking at a recent public affairs event, a source said he warned: “We didn’t realise Labour would implode so quickly and squander their honeymoon, before voters had flushed their anger at us out of their systems. We haven’t got the luxury of time to get our act together.”
A shadow cabinet minister also voiced fears sitting Tory councillors could defect en masse over the next 12 months to Reform, in the hope of holding their seats.
Prior to this month’s local elections, many of Badenoch’s critics believed their best chance of a putsch was in May 2026, in the expectation that the Tories will be wiped out in Wales, suffer in Scotland and struggle in local elections across England. They wanted her to “own” the result, and avoid appearing to have agitated against her too early in the parliament.
Senior Tories fear that they have continually underestimated the floor of support for the party. Some struggled to countenance polling behind Reform this time last year, now they fear they could soon sink further to draw level with the Greens.
Opinion polls have Reform on around 30 percent, Labour on 22 per cent and the Tories on 17 per cent, just ahead of the Lib Dems on 15 per cent, while the Greens have hovered at closer to 9 per cent.
After taking the parliamentary seat of Runcorn & Helsby on May 1, Reform is already fundraising for a by-election campaign in Hertsmere. There is no vacancy, as the seat is occupied by Oliver Dowden, the former deputy prime minister.
Reform insiders said it demonstrated their ambitions to gain more MPs, even though Dowden was relatively safe with a majority of 7,992 at the 2024 general election.
The possibility of future by-elections is also being considered by allies of Boris Johnson, the former prime minister.
To win over members, Badenoch has launched a policy review commission to devise ideas. Three staff have been hired to oversee the programme of policy development, which includes working with shadow cabinet ministers and engaging with volunteers.
However, in a worrying sign of how engaged activists are, at this week’s shadow cabinet meeting Nigel Huddleston, the party’s co-chair, said that thousands had filled out a survey of members about what the Tories’ priorities should be — to the disappointment of some of those in the room, given that was just a fraction of members.
A Conservative source said: “Anyone who thinks that changing leader after six months will help needs to get real. The Conservative Party suffered its worst-ever defeat last year and renewing the party from the ground up is going to take time.
“Kemi is doing the serious work to develop proper policy plans, rebuild CCHQ and hold this disastrous Labour government to account. She will keep touring the country to listen to the public outside the Westminster bubble, and work every single day to earn back their trust.”
Removing Badenoch would also carry the risk of donors refusing to support the party. Lord Ashcroft, who has helped bankroll the party in past months, posted a stark warning on X this week: “If Kemi goes, I go.”

If they succeed at this and it's all just an attempt to get Boris back in charge I'll laugh. Lord Ashcroft mentioned at the end of the article is the sort of conservative that got us to where we are now due to the absolute surrendering of border policy to the pro-business arm of the Tories. Guy lives mostly in Belize so he won't have to suffer the consequences of his preferred policies. I know that anti-business/anti-corporate feels distinctly Leftist in sentiment but pro-business doesn't automatically equal policy which benefits the country or the long-term health of its economy. A free market economy might be good, but a free* market economy tends to fuck people over.
 
A lot of Slayer is the same level as heavy as Metallica, Slayer just had edgier lyrics. That only occurred to be the other day when they followed each other randomly on my gym playlist.
Slayer is too messy to be on the same level as Metallica. I would class slayer as heavier, but it's just too messy.

I do seem to punch a heavy bag harder when Slayer is on though.
And all of the skipping ropes stood up and clapped.
 
Death Magnetic was Metallica's last credible album. One of my most fun experiences was Download Arch Enemy. I will probably eat shit for this but Metallica live is overrated as fuck. Slopknot live in 2011 was fun too, along with Avenged Sevenfold. I remember this band called Airborne, and the singer climbed the frame. See I am a faggot and loved Weezer live along with Bowling for Soup.

I miss metal and pop/rock/indie.I remember Muse back in Leeds, I think 2006, and they were incredible live.
 
Badenoch was the wrong choice
Her days are numbered, she's mid being "doesn't she look tired?"'d, the popular construct is she's an incompetent which isn't wrong; no policies? After so long? Really? Being clever about not nailing yourself down is not very smart when you're meant to be the le traditional/integrity/conservative option, bloody stupid woman thought she could just bull her way through all that shit; it takes finesse and she has got none but she reckons she has which will make it all the messier.
Niggel is a still a nigger but up him and his lot all the same, all the way till the useless twats like baddiecunt are in the dustbin where they belong.
 
Her days are numbered, she's mid being "doesn't she look tired?"'d, the popular construct is she's an incompetent which isn't wrong; no policies? After so long? Really?
Being clever about not nailing yourself down is not very smart when you're meant to be the le traditional/integrity/conservative option, bloody stupid woman thought she could just bull her way through all that shit; it takes finesse and she has got none but she reckons she has which will make it all the messier.
Niggle is a still a nigger but up him and his lot all the same, all the way till the useless twats like baddiecunt are in the dustbin where they belong.
Wonder who'll be potted first, her or Queer Stammer...

In other news, stupid drug smuggling British woman may face 25 years in prison:

 
Death Magnetic was Metallica's last credible album.
It felt like a new begining for them. Unforgiven 3 is legit great, so is The Day that Never Comes. The album feels like songs from cutting room floor of the first three albums. Then they just went to shit again. The new album is just St Anger with better sound production.

They're too old for metal. Go make some chill shit and take it easy. Cliff would not be happy.

An update on the housefire, that wasn't committed by a Paki, name the victims but can't name murderer?
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100% nigger or paki. Otherwise, if they were white, it would have been all over the news how Lucy Connely causes muslims to spontaneously combust.
 
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Some footy/kickball news, Charlton Athletic are promoted to the Championship:


The final play-off match for Football League sides is tomorrow (Walsall v AFC Wimbledon) with Sunderland promoted on Saturday.

Wembley's final play-off match will be next Saturday and will see Oldham Athletic taking on Southend United for the last place in League Two for next season.
 
Some news in brief:


Police investigating a suspected hit-and-run in Buckinghamshire in which an officer was critically injured have been given more time to question two suspects.


A man who stabbed a teenager to death in Edinburgh before hiding the knife in the grounds of Holyrood Palace has been jailed for life.


PSNI (Police Service of Northern Ireland) defends arresting pro-Palestine protestors.


BBC employee upset about her bike being stolen in the Netherlands.
 
Some news in brief:


Police investigating a suspected hit-and-run in Buckinghamshire in which an officer was critically injured have been given more time to question two suspects.


A man who stabbed a teenager to death in Edinburgh before hiding the knife in the grounds of Holyrood Palace has been jailed for life.


PSNI (Police Service of Northern Ireland) defends arresting pro-Palestine protestors.


BBC employee upset about her bike being stolen in the Netherlands.

Trump calls Putin 'crazy' after largest Russian attack on Ukraine
 
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