Borderlands (1, 2, 3, The Pre-Sequel, TftB)

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Cryptosporidium 138 said:
The entire reason Jack was able to wake the Warrior in the first place is because she got upset she was being left out and decided "fuck it, i'm coming whether they like it or not." Leadership of the Raiders should have gone to Axton or Maya, Brick even.
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In explicit defiance of Roland's orders, too. I think they had to contrive that "Roland needs her to teleport him up to the control panel so he can disable the shields" shit so that it wouldn't look like it was completely her fault when Jack kills Roland.
 
"Heeeeey bandits! Handsome Jack here! Borderlands 4 is ugly and runs like hot dogshit unlike my own game which is polished and shiny, smooth as silk, 120 fps, a fuckin certified Hyperion classic baby!"
 
The Noise said:
In explicit defiance of Roland's orders, too. I think they had to contrive that "Roland needs her to teleport him up to the control panel so he can disable the shields" shit so that it wouldn't look like it was completely her fault when Jack kills Roland.
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Even then, after she teleports him up there, Lilith KNOWS she's not supposed to be there, she can fucking SEE Angel in a tube getting pumped with eridium. you thought Jack wasn't going to do the same shit to you that he's doing to his own daughter for fuck's sake? Angel told her not to go, Roland told her not to go, and she does anyways. if she was actually smart she wouldn't have gone at all, but she would have left instantly after teleporting Roland up to the eridium injector.
 
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Jace on ice said:
No Borderlands 3 or 4 NPC will ever top Face McShooty.
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I still remember most of that guy's little speech. Voice actor must've worked retail.

Cryptosporidium 138 said:
Even then, after she teleports him up there, Lilith KNOWS she's not supposed to be there, she can fucking SEE Angel in a tube getting pumped with eridium. you thought Jack wasn't going to do the same shit to you that he's doing to his own daughter for fuck's sake? Angel told her not to go, Roland told her not to go, and she does anyways. if she was actually smart she wouldn't have gone at all, but she would have left instantly after teleporting Roland up to the eridium injector.
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Looking back on the whole incident... yeah, Lilith really screwed the pooch on that whole "Warrior" debacle. Jack would've been basically screwed had she bothered to simply not show up, especially since, as you guys have pointed out, she both knows exactly what is going on and was explicitly ordered not to go.

In fact... forgive me if I'm late/autistic/etc. in noticing this, but that sounds an awful lot like Ava in BL3. Hot-headed dangerhair Siren shows up to a location she was explicitly ordered not to go to, gets her fan-favorite mentor character killed off from her stupidity, then she later gets handed the leadership position of the Crimson Raiders because of reasons.
 
Jace on ice said:
"Heeeeey bandits! Handsome Jack here! Borderlands 4 is ugly and runs like hot dogshit unlike my own game which is polished and shiny, smooth as silk, 120 fps, a fuckin certified Hyperion classic baby!"
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Didn't queerbox retroactively fuck with all the previous BL games by planting a miner or whatever the fuck inside them?
 
Last I played was Tina's game and it was so shit, that even being drunk like a skunk didn't help enjoy the story.
This franchise died after the 2, it's a shame cos it could've been a great.
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エボラちゃん said:
Last I played was Tina's game and it was so shit, that even being drunk like a skunk didn't help enjoy the story.
This franchise died after the 2, it's a shame cos it could've been a great.
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the funny part about your image is that timmy tencent himself joined in to dunk on randy :sighduck:
i guess borderlands 4 price is what made timmy address it since your regular slopgine asset flip game was barely noticed by him.
 
The amount of times this happens in a party is frustrating

"The door won't open"
*Friend standing right next to me* "what door"
"Fuck okay reload"
....
"The door opens"
Friend "Ya I can see it now"

Also everyone in my party has fallen thru the world map at least once.
 
Pierre D'Olnique said:
Nice fucking shadows
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This is a bug I believe. I'm doing the casino DLC rn and a bot part was stuck in the ground with even worse shadows in one place.

Speaking of bugs, can any B3 players confirm that inventory/menu management in b3 is buggy as fuck? I DID sail the seas for the game so maybe this was patched out, hence why I want confirmation on this:
  • In the guardian rank menu, pressing esc to leave the token redeem selection screen sometimes doesn't actually make you leave it, so next time you click it selects some random bullshit off the list that you can't see
  • The fucking inventory. FUCK! It always propells you back to the top when you interact with things in it, like selling, equipping, etc. Why???
  • The fucking inventory. Double FUCK. If you move the scrollbar with your mouse, something bugs out, and now every time you hover on something, you get nothing because the pop up immediately retracts. Never happens if you scroll with a mousewheel.
  • On one occasion my inventory was spazzing out. It was randomly changing the sorting method every time I opened it AND interacted with it, so clicking on a gun I wanted to equip would actually equip something else.
Non-inventory related bugs I encountered:
  • Subtitles get fucked for a certain portion of the game.
    After meeting Typhon till he dies or so.
    Every time someone speaks / something is played, it shows one line of his and nothing else. IT ALSO HAPPENED IN THE CASINO DLC WTF! Except this time it was Freddy contacting me every time I'd load into any map to complain that I destroyed robots, and somewhere close to
    the fight with him it also bugs out the subtitles, showing a random line about Handsome Jack's suits.
  • When you get a new quest it sometimes shows it on the screen, but the markers are kept from the previous one (usually the story quest). Not as big of a problem, but it was annoying early on.
Also on a few occasions the game had massive drops in fps, basically freezing for a sec or two, not sure why, usually happens during mild combat sequences. I'll try to remember any other issues I encountered.
 
エボラちゃん said:
Last I played was Tina's game and it was so shit, that even being drunk like a skunk didn't help enjoy the story.
This franchise died after the 2, it's a shame cos it could've been a great.
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This man actually is just a liability for Gearbox. He made an entire arson out of a small fire that is about the memory leak issue. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FIX IT RANDY!!!
 
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