Borderlands (1, 2, 3, The Pre-Sequel, TftB)

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Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
This nigga having an absolute melty:
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Must have misplaced his USB drive full of barely legal porno again.
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idk if it's retarded or genius to let randy have a twitter account. he makes a complete fool of himself with every single post, but he's making everyone talk about borderlands whether they like it or not. i kneel to our king of ragebaiting. (still a greasy nig tho)
 
He for sure is a terrible PR guy and gets too personal in his feelings with matters. Which isn't good when running a business. If I recall, one of the main reasons why he still around in his position is cause a 2k exec likes him due to the history they had in gearbox early years.
 
A-Stump said:
One of the vault hunters is a big white guy who is kinda like a viking

But the sneaky bastards couldn't help themselves and made him literally gay. You find an echo log next to what is supposed to be his dead gay lover but it looked more like a pooner to me

They just couldn't stay their hand.
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They did the same thing with Zane in Borderlands 3 and declared him a pansexual.

Incredibly gay DLC for BL4 when?
 
Randy just told everyone on x to disable volumetric fog to improve performance.

That's not an option in the graphics settings or options menu. Guy doesn't even know his own shitty game.
 
Heeey, bandits, Handsome Jack here...

Its fine if you bought it full price, pre-ordered even, however, I'd argue that if you did any of these, you really lost the right to complain about Randy, the reddit writing, the butt ugly designs and the UE5 engine and etc. You knew what you were getting into.

So go ahead, enjoy it and I legit hope you have a blast, however, complain and you are this meme.

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Neg-rate me, nigger, you know Im right.
Pierre D'Olnique said:
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Nevermind, that's all I need to know. Not only is this bitch alive, but also got trannified. See you in 5 years then BL4 is in the $5 bin.
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That Chris Guy said:
Muh boi Roland's still the only original Vault Hunter that bit the dust.

Should I be happy that Randy's a racist? Or annoyed that Lilith is back again and apparently Superman?

I guess I can be both.
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Maya died too but idk if she counts as an "original" (as in, was in the very first game) but since she came when the franchise was still objectively good, I'll still count her as an OG.

I wonder if any of B3's VHs will bite the dust and even if they do, it will cause the same intense reaction because Roland and Maya's deaths did cause them...except Roland's was legit surprise and Maya's was legit hatred towards Eva and the writers.

B3's VHs just didnt leave that much of an impact or connection in comparison. I doubt fans will be pleased but it will get shrugged at eventually with a "oh well".
PanLake007 said:
This is who you give money too, I hope you are proud of yourselves.
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Panlake could structure it a little bit better but he's right.
 
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Lapsus of the bepsus said:
oh what they shat out another one of these completely under the radar? and it's still gay and it runs like shit on a $2k pc? gee whiz, what a shocker!
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It doesn't run on any PC, guys with 5090s are reporting 35-40 fps. PS5 performance seems similar and it's unplayable on Series S.

Also it came out today that the Harlow character is completely broken and unusable because using her ultimate skill causes the game to tank to around 10 fps and then crash.

What a mess.
 
Turkey Beef said:
The Borderlands 4 Website has details and system specifications for the game in advance of this week's launch. Besides minimum an recommended requirements, there's also a full rundown on PC graphics settings you can use to fine-tune your experience. Here are the specs:
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Professor Donger said:
Oh no. XD apparently they were fucking with the game to make it easier for Conan which is what caused the crash but it's still funny


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>4 minutes of gameplay.
>Literally shits itself when just barely trying to adjust difficulty settings.
Who could've thought that Conan O'Brien of all people would be the most honest pre-launch playtester of this game kek.

Also, there's something no one talked about here, is that his crash notice said:
"Multiple crashes detected! The game has crashed more than once recently".
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Seriously, even the Starfield episode of Clueless Gamer went with basic Bethesda jank, but still without a crash.
Randy Bitchford has somehow surpassed Re(master)Todd Howard in public humiliation of his own product through honest jank showcasing itself at bad timing.
 
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I'm finally playing the third game. Honestly, I like it a lot, it's basically more of the same. I wish I played it earlier even.
so far Ava is not as annoying as reviewers made her out to be back when it came out. I haven't finished it yet though. I hope there's at least one or two places from the previous games (like Old Haven in b2).
It is a bit... odd. Ava feels like someone's self insert, all the key npcs early on are women, people gaining/losing siren powers + a male siren with a unique ability. Also useless features like gun trinkets and skins.

Also I got stuck in geometry in one place (on a flat fucking floor, somewhere in front of a console in the jungle area) and some eridium piles were invisible.

I have one MAJOR complaint. Why the fuck is there yellow paint in this? It's already a game for drooling retards difficulty-wise, you just follow quest markers and spam the left mouse key. The fucking npcs will give you 5 seconds to figure something out before saying "just do X Y and Z faggot". It is also almost always in the areas where you can immediately see what stuff can be climbed and what not. It just ruins immersion imo.
 
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