Borderlands (1, 2, 3, The Pre-Sequel, TftB)

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After the nuclear bomb level cringe that was The Calypso Twins I can understand why they wouldn't want the villain to constantly call and taunt you over the echo net communicator but that shit was in ever other Borderlands game so it feels weird that he doesn't do that and is such a non entity for the majority of the game.

I don't like it.
Post BL2 it's obvious they're trying way too hard instead of relaxing into what actually works for them. Everything about 4's story is yet another desperate overcorrection.

Why not bring the Tales team in to write something? I don't really care for Telltale style games but I thought their work was decent. It can't be any worse than 3 and 4.
 
Some side quests are so much better written, there is one where you investigate serial killer case, or one where you become a mob enforcer, prepare a rendezvous for two characters that are a perfect match for eachother, or even a clap trap quest that ended on a positive note I didn't expect.
The are also a lot of bad side quests, but I'm surprised that I enjoyed quite a bunch of them.
 
The Hot Slugger shotgun is my new best friend. Holy shit is such a beast of a shotty, i feel like a crack addict whenever i aint critting enemies. It has singlehandedly carried me.
 
Its game over for this woke shit game..
Amon is gay - confirmed by an Echo Log in Mirehome

It appears Amon had a lover called Malcolm who unfortunately met his end in Mirehome. Interacting with the Echo (Called "Til Death Do Us Part" has Amon talk fondly about the past before saying "Goodbye Love".​


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BL4 has lost like 50% of it's total peak players on steam, the question is if it's the honeymoon phase that has ended or if it's because of urine engine breaking everything.
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Its game over for this woke shit game..
whoever calls BL franchise woke unironically is probably a retard that has never played BL2 onwards, optional attempt to ride the algorithm + culture war grifting too, "badass" randy has always been a woke-friendly type of dev.
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BL3 suffered because it was retarded enough to think their players cared about the story instead of looting and shooting, BL4 is getting a few hits because of that too and i doubt randy or his writers will get that no one gives a shit about his gay lore, just make locations for people to loot and fucking shoot.
Why not bring the Tales team in to write something? I don't really care for Telltale style games but I thought their work was decent. It can't be any worse than 3 and 4.
tales 2 is extremely fucking retarded, they are on the same level of shittiness as the BL3 writing team.
 
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I'm around halfway through BL4 and I have to say, the story and characters are almost as offputting as BL3. Any and all edge has been sanded off the aesthetics and humor. I would unironically rather have the antagonist calling me to tell me to kill myself then this gay kumbaya bullshit. It's like every other dialogue line or quest plot is just "you're an ultra special and unique person and everything you do is validating". The quest with the talking missile is a perfect example. I was hoping beyond hope that fucking missile would sputter out and fall sobbing to ground at the end. Also not a fan of the fact that literally every character in the world is some form of mystery meat mutt. Even Amon who is clearly supposed to draw from viking aesthetics has a flat smooshed nigger nose. He's also a fag, but hey, it's a perfect fit for the only white hunter with any muscle mass on him whatsoever.

The multiple patches that have been put out have done nothing to alleviate the micro-stuttering and middling performance on hardware that far exceeds requirements. To be extremely optimistic, the game is just alright. 7, 7 and a half. Which I guess is fine for a Borderlands game.
 
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Some side quests are so much better written, there is one where you investigate serial killer case, or one where you become a mob enforcer, prepare a rendezvous for two characters that are a perfect match for eachother, or even a clap trap quest that ended on a positive note I didn't expect.
The are also a lot of bad side quests, but I'm surprised that I enjoyed quite a bunch of them.
Is it like the quests in the previous BL's where this all boils down to following quest markers, pushing a button or two and then you fight reskinned bandits?
 
Is it like the quests in the previous BL's where this all boils down to following quest markers, pushing a button or two and then you fight reskinned bandits?
Well, pretty much. Sometimes you look for something in an area, or have a little jumping puzzle in order to reach your objective. And on special occasions it bugs out and loops you to your previous quest step.
 
Is it like the quests in the previous BL's where this all boils down to following quest markers, pushing a button or two and then you fight reskinned bandits?

I am legitimately unsure what you expect considering that's, you know, the framework of the game. Unless you want vehicle combat.

...And thank God there are no vehicle combat missions
 
whoever calls BL franchise woke unironically is probably a retard that has never played BL2 onwards
BL is the definition of wokeness you imbecile. Why is the whole game thread full of woke scum like this guy, how about you mods finally start banning woke apologists, the games forum is pretty much reddit at this point. All you see is guys jerking off to woke games, making apologies for woke games.

Seriously how can you be White, and give money to these anti-White scumbags who want to see you dead, all because of fucking video games, need to play the new shiny woke slop, can't live without it. Can't even pirate even if it's available. Vidoa games more important than having a nice country. The BL developers all vote for mass immigration which kills and rapes Whites all over the West.

Its game over for this woke shit game..
I saw his video, he also pointed out that the White Norse guy has a black nose and that he maybe was first black and they changed it, wouldn't surprise me if true. Black girl magics should be reason enough to not buy this woke slop trash game. But Kiwifarms is unfortunately woke now.
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I am legitimately unsure what you expect considering that's, you know, the framework of the game. Unless you want vehicle combat.
Just checking in to see if it's still the same BOREDOMlands like it was before. Shockingly the signs point to yes!
Anyone getting Derek Smart vibes from Randy Pitchford?
All his games are shit but you could play them(before the mobaoverwatchthing's servers shut down). You shouldn't but you can.
 
Not gonna defend performance issues, but anyone saying this game is cartoony and cel-shaded is retarded and doesn’t know what either of those words mean. None of the games in the series are cel-shaded.
BL1 is heavily cel-shaded, you might be confusing with the next-gen update which toned it down, also some of the celshading got toned down in 2 and later spinoffs like tiny tina adventure and on 3 the lines were made even thinner and now there is 4 in which if you call it cel-shaded you should be laughed at because there isn't anything out there resembling the artstyle.
I am legitimately unsure what you expect considering that's, you know, the framework of the game. Unless you want vehicle combat.
...And thank God there are no vehicle combat missions
just fucking imagine for a milisecond, then dread.
seeing the vehicles being basically destiny 2 sparrows is laughable, maybe it's me but i can see all of destiny 2's dna all over borderlands 4.
All of this niggerbabble ignoring that piracy exists
just kill yourself already, it's because of faggots like you that we get called redditfarms since you fucking niggerfaggots refuse to go back.
 
BL1 is heavily cel-shaded, you might be confusing with the next-gen update which toned it down, also some of the celshading got toned down in 2 and later spinoffs like tiny tina adventure and on 3 the lines were made even thinner and now there is 4 in which if you call it cel-shaded you should be laughed at because there isn't anything out there resembling the artstyle.
its not celshading because the textures arent flat colors like in jet set radio or windwaker (the better known celshaded games)
if anything, it is stylized but more comic book shading style, hence the detailed linework around the character's textures
 
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