Disaster Bill Nye: 'I Am A Failure' - High Priest of Climatism admits his sermons suck

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Speaking with Salon's Jeremy Binckes, Bill Nye, the Not A Scientist Guy admitted he's a failure when it comes to his Global Warming evangelization.

Citing the Trump Administration's Scott Pruitt at the head of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the "well-funded" fossil fuel industry, Nye confessed he's losing the fight.

“The United States has now got the head of the EPA who wants to close the EPA,” he said in disbelief.

The fossil fuel industry has "worked so hard to introduce doubt," continued Nye, using noticeably religious language.

"We’ve done virtually nothing [climate change] all this time," he lamented.

The former kids' show host exclaimed: "I am a failure!"

Sure, Nye is a failure in the sense that he was unsuccessful in converting the masses to believe in the one true Global Warming God, but, on the upside, he's also made some spectacularly awful media in the meantime.

For example, on his widely panned Netflix show, Nye, with the help of actress Rachel Bloom, explained to the world how sexuality is "on a spectrum," boasting some super impressive, highbrow lyrics:

My vagina has its own voice

Not vocal cords, a metaphorical voice

Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina

Please don't tell me I'm the only one who does that

'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh

Much more than either or, or, or

Power bottom or power top

Versatile love may have some butt stuff

So. Much. Science.

And because Hollywood is also awful, the My Sex Junk dance number earned an Emmy nod.

The not-so-sciencey-science-guy went on to urge everybody to vote for devout politicians who follow Climate Change doctrine.

“What I tell everybody is vote,” he said. “We don’t want everybody to be a scientist; that would be unwieldy.”
 
Serious question, what the fuck is he talking about here?
It would be inconvenient if the average person actually looked at the scientific data on climate change, so they should just shut up, trust Bill Nye, and vote for leftists. Same reason the Catholic Church doesn't want people to actually read the Bible, because if you did you'd know you're being lied to.
 
I was hoping he'd admit to his Tumblr level gender spectrum failure. Wishful thinking on my part.:optimistic:
 
I used to get so much shit from all the other kids for preferring Beakman over Nye.

I'd still take a talking rat over talking vaginas or whatever any day.
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No regrets.
 
Most people prefer to pretend Starship never existed.
I met them once (got their autographs).

I wish we were back to that.

Fuck Bill "give hand jobs to strangers" Nye. I grew up with Mr. Wizard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJEt1UsUcs
That was my groove too!

If only we still had him around.

Snappy tune!

Reminded of this guy who was quite big in Australia, though he was American and had a show they used to play during school. Too bad PBS doesn't do this anymore.
 
I was that kid who hated the sketch comedy style science shows and preferred the more straight up documentaries.

I miss Carl Sagan
That's what PBS was like before the 90's. You could tune to it and know it was all boring but end up learning something in the end anyway. They had to eventually pander to what the kids were into and that was that.
 
For example, on his widely panned Netflix show, Nye, with the help of actress Rachel Bloom, explained to the world how sexuality is "on a spectrum," boasting some super impressive, highbrow lyrics:

My vagina has its own voice

Not vocal cords, a metaphorical voice

Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina

Please don't tell me I'm the only one who does that

'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh

Much more than either or, or, or

Power bottom or power top

Versatile love may have some butt stuff
solely for including this into the text is worthy of an islamic content rating
...inb4 islamic content rating
 
No one will ever let go of "Sex Junk". Bill Nye will always be associated with "Sex Junk" no matter what position he takes or where goes with his life.

The joy he gave to children during school has to be juxtaposed to this now when one considers his legacy.
You know, that is kind of sad because it's true.
 
Wait, you mean being condescending and patronizing to people doesn't make them change their minds on a subject? I am shocked! Shocked!
 
I'm not a fan of hearing what's happening to the EPA, as I'd like not to see this nation I live in become a polluted hellhole... But let's leave that to Deep Thoughts.

Back on target - Yeah. Nye needs to just STFU and retire, already - he's screwed up enough with his SJW - pandering, more than anything. Hopefully, this is the end for him and his BS that can't even be called pseudoscience.


... And now, my mind is blown for today. Seriously - thanks, Mr. Wizard.
 
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Oh how the mighty has fallen.

Bill Nye use to be the shit. Now...he's sadly more of a joke.


Because the moment he jumped in the gender politics, it was basically a shit show. He should had just kept his damn mouth shut. But now he might as well play the part he's given at this point. He didn't fail anyone, he can still work against the global warming epidemic.
 
Because the moment he jumped in the gender politics, it was basically a shit show. He should had just kept his damn mouth shut. But now he might as well play the part he's given at this point. He didn't fail anyone, he can still work against the global warming epidemic.
He's oppressing global warming REEEEE!
 
Serious question, what the fuck is he talking about here?

He's telling people not to do their own research, and blindly accept what he says because he worked for Boeing.

By the way, the name Sex Junk is strikingly similar to Trash Humpers, which is the name of a film much more realistic and family-friendly than Sex Junk.
 
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