Disaster Bill Nye: 'I Am A Failure' - High Priest of Climatism admits his sermons suck

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Speaking with Salon's Jeremy Binckes, Bill Nye, the Not A Scientist Guy admitted he's a failure when it comes to his Global Warming evangelization.

Citing the Trump Administration's Scott Pruitt at the head of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the "well-funded" fossil fuel industry, Nye confessed he's losing the fight.

“The United States has now got the head of the EPA who wants to close the EPA,” he said in disbelief.

The fossil fuel industry has "worked so hard to introduce doubt," continued Nye, using noticeably religious language.

"We’ve done virtually nothing [climate change] all this time," he lamented.

The former kids' show host exclaimed: "I am a failure!"

Sure, Nye is a failure in the sense that he was unsuccessful in converting the masses to believe in the one true Global Warming God, but, on the upside, he's also made some spectacularly awful media in the meantime.

For example, on his widely panned Netflix show, Nye, with the help of actress Rachel Bloom, explained to the world how sexuality is "on a spectrum," boasting some super impressive, highbrow lyrics:

My vagina has its own voice

Not vocal cords, a metaphorical voice

Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina

Please don't tell me I'm the only one who does that

'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh

Much more than either or, or, or

Power bottom or power top

Versatile love may have some butt stuff

So. Much. Science.

And because Hollywood is also awful, the My Sex Junk dance number earned an Emmy nod.

The not-so-sciencey-science-guy went on to urge everybody to vote for devout politicians who follow Climate Change doctrine.

“What I tell everybody is vote,” he said. “We don’t want everybody to be a scientist; that would be unwieldy.”
 
No one will ever let go of "Sex Junk". Bill Nye will always be associated with "Sex Junk" no matter what position he takes or where goes with his life.

The joy he gave to children during school has to be juxtaposed to this now when one considers his legacy.
 
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To be fair, you have to give Bill Nye the Gender-Fluid Light Skin Pigmented Homo Sapien credit for flat out admitting he failed.
 
The song so bad, it obliterated a dubious legacy.

Basically, it's "Sex Junk" and "We Built This City."
 
No one will ever let go of "Sex Junk". Bill Nye will always be associated with "Sex Junk" no matter what position he takes or where goes with his life.

The joy he gave to children during school has to be juxtaposed to this now when one considers his legacy.

Literally the only reason people remember him fondly was teachers used him as a way to blow off classroom work. Instead of your geography test, you get to blow off sixth period watching a "scientist" explain plate tectonics.
 
Maybe trying to convince people you're right by saying there should be jail time for climate change deniers was a bad idea, Bill. It sort of makes people not want to listen to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlk4Lt__Sn0

I forgot about that lmao. Can't believe that people think that the dude's pretty intelligent. Even the Ken Ham bullshit was low hanging fruit (and imo would have preferred someone like Dawkins to do said debate).
 
"Why must I only be hard or moist"

Ok, I guess you could also be...flaccid or dry? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
 
He couldn't even succeed at being the Science version of Dr Oz, and people eat that shit up every day

 
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