Disaster Bill Nye: 'I Am A Failure' - High Priest of Climatism admits his sermons suck

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Speaking with Salon's Jeremy Binckes, Bill Nye, the Not A Scientist Guy admitted he's a failure when it comes to his Global Warming evangelization.

Citing the Trump Administration's Scott Pruitt at the head of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the "well-funded" fossil fuel industry, Nye confessed he's losing the fight.

“The United States has now got the head of the EPA who wants to close the EPA,” he said in disbelief.

The fossil fuel industry has "worked so hard to introduce doubt," continued Nye, using noticeably religious language.

"We’ve done virtually nothing [climate change] all this time," he lamented.

The former kids' show host exclaimed: "I am a failure!"

Sure, Nye is a failure in the sense that he was unsuccessful in converting the masses to believe in the one true Global Warming God, but, on the upside, he's also made some spectacularly awful media in the meantime.

For example, on his widely panned Netflix show, Nye, with the help of actress Rachel Bloom, explained to the world how sexuality is "on a spectrum," boasting some super impressive, highbrow lyrics:

My vagina has its own voice

Not vocal cords, a metaphorical voice

Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina

Please don't tell me I'm the only one who does that

'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh

Much more than either or, or, or

Power bottom or power top

Versatile love may have some butt stuff

So. Much. Science.

And because Hollywood is also awful, the My Sex Junk dance number earned an Emmy nod.

The not-so-sciencey-science-guy went on to urge everybody to vote for devout politicians who follow Climate Change doctrine.

“What I tell everybody is vote,” he said. “We don’t want everybody to be a scientist; that would be unwieldy.”
 
I don't care what sexual behavior people want to do and I don't care if Bill Nye wants to declare his support for that idea. What offends me and probably a lot of people who hated it is that his stated message is "everyone deserves equal respect and coercing people into being something they're not is wrong" and then the ice cream cartoon shits all over straight people and suggests they don't deserve respect, and also suggests it's okay to coerce straight people into being something they're not. Fuck him and his hypocrisy.

Exactly. That's why the 'tolerant left' is a meme. They aren't tolerant to anyone who doesn't think like them, minority or not.

A lot of people on the Left will say that resistance to environmentalism is because of CORPORATIONS MAN, and sometimes that's probably true, but no amount of CORPORATE PROPAGANDA MAN can make wide swathes of people refuse to recycle out of spite, or pollute the air on purpose just to piss certain people off. No, it takes being an equal but opposite variety of asshole to inspire that kind of errant behavior. It takes a Nye.

You know what is funny? You know how the left demanded taking down Confederate monuments? Well, people started putting up Confederate monuments on private land, so the government can't do anything. They actually estimate MORE monuments are being put up than were taken down, and nobody can do shit about it.

Never underestimate the American capacity for pure spite.
 
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