Big Gay Ralph - Ethan Ralph is a homosexual

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Spudnik said:
This is all such thoroughly damning evidence that it's almost impossible for pigglywiggly to dispute his latent homosexuality. But, I think there's one way to prove he's still a Sector-topping Ralphamale, one last-ditch display of masculine sovereignty : Buying a motorcycle
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Manifest this into existence Ralphabros.
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
This is very true, and historically very accurate, you can see many examples of this since 2015. One of my favorites is that he graduated college, he walked and has pictures of him walking but it was purely ceremonial and it's something they let you do so you can graduate with your class and friends but then you have to make up the credits. However this point in his life is when Kat cheated on him and broke up with him and he started to spiral and was arrested. He never finished and got the credits he needed to graduate which is why he's never held up any proof of him completing college but will gladly hold up his picture in cap and gown. He's a junior high dropout until proven otherwise.

This is a guy who has photographed his driver's license and passport to prove his height, released revenge porn to prove he has sex, shown the legal documents for him owning swamp land to a random alog who emailed him, but he has a problem holding up his diploma on camera? He's used this tactic for the last decade and originally was really good spinning narratives to the point even farmers here were on his side. Then people started poking holes and the rest is history.
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yes all of those! thanks for remembering those i was drawing a blank, he does this shit all the time, relies on you not knowing that you can have the ceremony like you said without actually graduating, thats something alot of people wouldnt have really looked into, and its enough to get alot of people off his back for a bit and for less dedicated alogs even brush aside the truth entirely as they accept his bullshit. and hes doing the same here same thing too, no proof of college but he will flaunt this at a glance convincing lie, just like fucking here, he has proof that suggests it plausible some girl cheated with him but he offers absolutely no proof its connected to the email beyond him just claiming so
 
Didn't the girl cheat on her bf with him rather than her cheating on him? It all lines up - there's even that comment on the obituary of someone accusing Kat of cheating on the dead guy with Ralph
 
Pentamidine said:
Didn't the girl cheat on her bf with him rather than her cheating on him? It all lines up - there's even that comment on the obituary of someone accusing Kat of cheating on the dead guy with Ralph
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doesnt line up because that accusation says they laughed about it publicly which ethan accidentally confirms by showing the tweets, that makes his keylogger story a lot less credible since thatd be like keylogging me to record "ralph is fat lol" and emailing it to yourself under the title "truth" as if thats not my every other post . that and ive heard lots of people say "cheated on with" to the person who steals the partner and not just the cheating partner. ie someone might say ralph cheated on digi with pantsu. its awkward but its easy to see how people might go with that on the fly lacking better phrasing like "you had an affair with" especially since theyre not married, or "you stole their partner" which alot of people dont like

all of this still doesnt prove whatsoever that this case and the one from the "keylogged" email are the same. it just proves that ethan and this guy and that girl all knew each other not that that email pertains to them. oh also notice ralph never addressed that comment nor did he use it to prove his case iirc. someone in this thread had to find it iirc.
 
Pentamidine said:
I like the Ralph explanation more than the gay explanation.

Girl cheats on BF with Ralph
Girl starts dating Ralph
Ralph installs keylogger on girl's computer because he is INCREDIBLY insecure and has to surveil his girls because he's worried they'll cheat on him or that they aren't into him as they put on.
Girl deeply regrets leaving BF, writes diary note or message or something to that effect. It's caught by Ralph's keylogger.
Ralph is so stunned by this he sends himself an e-mail with the text titled "The Truth". He is devastated by the revelation. Imagine the heartbreak he had to have been going through even to title the e-mail that way - it's like an emo girl's diary entry. Imagine how absolutely bitchmade and womanly that is.

I like the idea of little Ralphie having his poor little heart broken better than Ralph being a closeted homosexual. It's 10x funnier. Under that tough, white trash wigger demeanor is a fragile boy constantly checking his girl's phone and computer because he is just CERTAIN that she is cheating on him. Because to Ralph, what is more unbelievable than a woman having a genuine attraction to him?

God damn he is such a woman.
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Or... Occam's razor, Ralph is homopositive
 
MeltyTW said:
THAT TOO HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT youre telling me ethan ralph pre gator iirc knew how to use fucking keylogger?
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i remember faith saying he installed a keylogger on the devices she used. it lines up, but it’s also a possibility that faith is retarded and doesn’t know what a keylogger is
 
I think I’ve found the perfect Husbando for Ethan.
Kinochet. Hear me out.

There are two ways that people look for partners, either they look for someone who’s nothing like them and is therefore interesting to them or refreshing, or they look for someone who’s very similar to them for relatability purposes, and because they dislike being challenged.

Ethan, being a massive narcissist, would obviously do the latter.

Taking this into account, I present to you the Kinochet x Ethan compatibility summary:

Hobbies:
- Clout chasing
- Larping as a journo
- “owning” e-celebrities
- Shilling

Character Traits:
- Narcissistic
- Homosexual energy
- Inability to take an L
- Discord addiction

Miscellaneous:
- “I totally owned *Insert e-celeb here*”
- Janny
- Constantly taking Ls
- Have a small circle of incredibly annoying, incoherent and schizophrenic orbiters.
 
Shush said:
On the stream yesterday Ethan accused someone in a clip of being a faggot then immediately asked if they where a Ralphamale (then whispered under his breath "I shouldn’t say that")
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In his drunken state we got a view into his unguarded thoughts: faggot=ralphamale

He’s been trying to tell us all along, we just weren’t listening.
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... i thought you were bullshitting but no, he actually does call him a faggot and then says that that makes him a ralphamale! so the email business basically isnt even needed.

veritarded said:
i remember faith saying he installed a keylogger on the devices she used. it lines up, but it’s also a possibility that faith is retarded and doesn’t know what a keylogger is
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thats post gator though

edit so i looked at the comment again and it does indeed label her as the ex girlfiend of the guy .... but ethan still never pointed out the comment. which is odd since that is actually a point in his favor, but i think what happened is she was the beard. i mean that email was looking for cuck hook ups too, he watches bbc cuck porn. i think if these are the same cases then he ran off with his boyfriends beard. i dont see why else he wouldnt specifically highlight that comment. hes already admitting to liking dick and dick sucking being literal ralphamale behavior on stream
 
Re-read the e-mail, guys

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I (Kat) just lost the one person I could turn to no matter what a week ago. I lived with him (dead bf) for 4 years and he was just 26 years old. A year ago I betrayed him by having sex with [Ethan Ralph]. I began dating [Ralph] but continued speaking to him. [Ex BF] was an alocoholic and I was lacking physical passion for him. I still never really let go and I hoped maybe we would reconcile one day. Well I never got that chance because he died suddenly while experiencing excruciating pain from liver and kidney failure. I wasn't even there even though he was always there no matter what....

In the email Kat is clearly cheating on dead guy with Ralph, not cheating on Ralph with the dead guy. Lines up with obit comment.

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Obituary for Patrick K. Easler | The J.F. Floyd Mortuary

Share memories & support the family
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Dude died in 2012

kkil
October 24, 2022 6:15 PM


You cheated on Patrick with Ethan. And you both bullied him on IRC afterwards.
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It all fits into what we know about Ralph. He's hyper-possessive, controls his girlfriends' technology so he can spy on them because he is incredibly insecure and expects cheating, and spergs the fuck out at every little thing that happens. Him e-mailing himself the log, titling it "The truth" and putting it IN A FOLDER TITLED TRUTH THAT COG DIDNT ARCHIVE and then probably using it to confront Kat and have a hollerin is 100% what we should expect of Ralph.

That theory makes a lot more sense, to me, than Ralph sending this to himself because he cheated on a secret gay lover with another secret gay lover, and the first gay lover died at the same time and the same age as Kat's dead ex-BF

Patrick K. Easler​

January 23, 1986 ~ January 30, 2012 (age 26)
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FWIW, this e-mail aside, Ralph is definitely a secret homosexual. The Memphis Micro actually IS 8 inches long and thick - he just couldn't get it up for a biological woman.

EDIT: Slight hole in my theory - "A year ago I betrayed..." this e-mail is authored Jun 29 2013, but dead BF died Jan 30 2012. So the diary entry or whatever would have to be pretty old by the time Ethan e-mailed it to himself.
 
Pentamidine said:
I (Kat) just lost the one person I could turn to no matter what a week ago. I lived with him (dead bf) for 4 years and he was just 26 years old. A year ago I betrayed him by having sex with [Ethan Ralph]. I began dating [Ralph] but continued speaking to him. [Ex BF] was an alocoholic and I was lacking physical passion for him. I still never really let go and I hoped maybe we would reconcile one day. Well I never got that chance because he died suddenly while experiencing excruciating pain from liver and kidney failure. I wasn't even there even though he was always there no matter what....

In the email Kat is clearly cheating on dead guy with Ralph, not cheating on Ralph with the dead guy. Lines up with obit comment.
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you just inserted the names in ralph favor and acting like its more likely than the alternative which its not.
Pentamidine said:
It all fits into what we know about Ralph. He's hyper-possessive, controls his girlfriends' technology so he can spy on them because he is incredibly insecure and expects cheating, and spergs the fuck out at every little thing that happens. Him e-mailing himself the log, titling it "The truth" and putting it IN A FOLDER TITLED TRUTH THAT COG DIDNT ARCHIVE and then probably using it to confront Kat and have a hollerin is 100% what we should expect of Ralph.

That theory makes a lot more sense, to me, than Ralph sending this to himself because he cheated on a secret gay lover with another secret gay lover, and the first gay lover died at the same time and the same age as Kat's dead ex-BF
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it doesnt make sense, why blackmail her with something thats already public? the commentor knew they were cheating and the guy openly said so on twitter, and they were apparently bragging in irc. i think this actually proves without doubt ralph is gay because i just realized if her cheating wasnt secret that means the only secret there could have been was ralph cheating on him. i mean thatd be like ralph rn having a folder saying "truth" for pantsu saying she cheated on digi, theyre all openly saying that and hes bragged about it, whats more if the non partner is ralph then this email suggests women regret having affairs with him which would hurt his ego, itd be like the digi situation except meigh also says she regrets goig for ralphs even smaller than a tranny penis micro

its not that youre wrong in pointing out trying to control women with spying is in character for ralph, or that trying to steal trashy whores is out of character, its just i think hes relying on that being in character for you to fill in a pattern here when i think it doesnt apply and actually something else happened.
 
it doesnt make sense, why blackmail her with something thats already public? the commentor knew they were cheating and the guy openly said so on twitter, and they were apparently bragging in irc. i think this actually proves without doubt ralph is gay because i just realized if her cheating wasnt secret that means the only secret there could have been was ralph cheating on him. i mean thatd be like ralph rn having a folder saying "truth" for pantsu saying she cheated on digi, theyre all openly saying that
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Brother, it wasn't public. It's not the "I cheated on dead guy with Ralph". It's "I feel awful about what I did and wished me and dead guy would one day reconcile. I regret it every day". The "truth" is that Kat still had feelings for dead BF and still pined for him, regretted leaving him for Ralph and said as much. Those last 3 sentences are all about how she regrets what she did. THAT is what made Ralph upset. THAT is the 'truth'. Ralph was heartbroken.

EDIT: The problem is that you're a sane person and if your GF was sad that her dead BF was dead, you'd be understanding. Ralph is not like that. I guarantee he was a-hollerin at the thought that his GF still had feelings for dead BF. "SNAKE! SHYSTER, DISloyal, slatternly..."
 
Pentamidine said:
Brother, it wasn't public. It's not the "I cheated on dead guy with Ralph". It's "I feel awful about what I did and wished me and dead guy would one day reconcile. I regret it every day". The "truth" is that Kat still had feelings for dead BF and still pined for him, regretted leaving him for Ralph and said as much. Those last 3 sentences are all about how she regrets what she did. THAT is what made Ralph upset. THAT is the 'truth'. Ralph was heartbroken.
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she obviously regretted it going by the obituary post so thats public too. also the fact they werent together anymore. also i dont think ralph would save it if he was just asstore that she didnt love him, i think hed just say she was coping or was a bitch and try to devalue her or try and convince himself shes just on something or shes delusional and really wants him.
 
I am still in shock. I keep trying to sleep away my thoughts about this. I've been through a lot but the gravity of this overwhelms me a little. It's almost impossibe to process the fact that this is it for you...for someone who could have offered so much to the world and was so young. I wanted nothing but the best for you and even though things were really rough between us after the breakup for a lot of reasons, I know you wanted the same thing for me ultimately. I'm sorry that things happened the way they did and I'm sure you would be if you could say anything right now.It kills me that this is how things are going to end for you and I have all of the memories attached to this unfortunate ending for the rest of my even younger life. It's very difficult to live with but I hope you were wrong about the finality of death and many people are wrong about the consequences of death. I hope you find peace and clarity in a good afterlife.
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I disagree - this isn't anywhere close to what's in that e-mail. Doesn't come close to "I shouldn't have left you for Ralph, I secretly hoped we'd get back together while I was getting Gunted".
 
Pentamidine said:
I disagree - this isn't anywhere close to what's in that e-mail. Doesn't come close to "I shouldn't have left you for Ralph, I secretly hoped we'd get back together while I was getting Gunted".
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if youre ethan though what youre seeing is some skank whore weeping for your blood enemy, like if digi died and lets say by some miracle he and may split relatively amicable, do you think mantsu saying mourning him and even vaguely framing the break up as "rough" or something she didnt want for him and apologizing to him? also yeah "it kills me that this how things end for us" doesnt sound like shes not regretful

edit but ill say this, is this the most wacky insane story ralphs ever tried to feed us? no not really. his proof isnt a good defense imo but he is giving things that do at least beg attention. hes not making bad points per se i just think hes trying to make points that sweep this up as fast as possible. i mean he tried to leave at the obituary, then he got really fucking nervous and posted the guys tweets and basically not much other proof. this is always what he does when hes trying to cobble together things that look convincing or use any plausibly deniability he can.
 
Pentamidine said:
Brother, it wasn't public. It's not the "I cheated on dead guy with Ralph". It's "I feel awful about what I did and wished me and dead guy would one day reconcile. I regret it every day". The "truth" is that Kat still had feelings for dead BF and still pined for him, regretted leaving him for Ralph and said as much. Those last 3 sentences are all about how she regrets what she did. THAT is what made Ralph upset. THAT is the 'truth'. Ralph was heartbroken.

EDIT: The problem is that you're a sane person and if your GF was sad that her dead BF was dead, you'd be understanding. Ralph is not like that. I guarantee he was a-hollerin at the thought that his GF still had feelings for dead BF. "SNAKE! SHYSTER, DISloyal, slatternly..."
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He danced on the dudes grave because he saw him as a threat to his GF.

Now, I will add some thoughts to this:

First, I think it's real, and I think that the obituary backing it up is real. I don't trust Ralph without receipts, but given how this lines up partially with his own version of events it would be nigh on impossible to find a random obit that supports so many pertinent points of fact.

Second, as you have articulated this is absolutely in keeping with Ralph's possessive character. He's clearly an abusive freak, and this shines through time and again.

Finally, I suspect Kat has some cluster B personality disorder. Probably BPD, she reminds me of someone I know who broke up with their boyf, and as soon as he topped himself after being isolated from friends and family, he was her man again. She got tattoos, took control of the funeral. Didn't contact all members of the family to tell them what happened... Yet she was already with another man. So pull the other one Kat.
 
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