Big Gay Ralph - Ethan Ralph is a homosexual

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Tsukasa Kayoda said:
Has anyone considered May might be a tranny?
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What makes you say that?
 
Telemeter said:
Same reason people write diaries and livejournals.

He literally wrote two very similar livejournal style blogposts aimed at Jim.

Now we know, it was not just daddy issues, he is literally infatuated with Jim.

Gives a whole new meaning to that farmer Jim clip, like, he actually meant it.
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Just like Nick and Jaden! It all fits together!
 
Ralph is a professional street nigga; everyone knows true Gs prefer to spend time with they boys. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Only a real ralphmale could understand the value of masculinity forged exclusively by being in the company of real niggas. Don't think he's on no homo shit neither; this is purely for the benefit of Ralph and Ralph alone.

REPEAT AFTER ME
SELF. PLEASURE. IS. NOT. GAY.
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Only thing that makes it worse is Ralph's "woman" only has feminine charm once her suitor has done enough drugs. Meigh is never these freaks' first choice in the circle.
 
I like the Ralph explanation more than the gay explanation.

Girl cheats on BF with Ralph
Girl starts dating Ralph
Ralph installs keylogger on girl's computer because he is INCREDIBLY insecure and has to surveil his girls because he's worried they'll cheat on him or that they aren't into him as they put on.
Girl deeply regrets leaving BF, writes diary note or message or something to that effect. It's caught by Ralph's keylogger.
Ralph is so stunned by this he sends himself an e-mail with the text titled "The Truth". He is devastated by the revelation. Imagine the heartbreak he had to have been going through even to title the e-mail that way - it's like an emo girl's diary entry. Imagine how absolutely bitchmade and womanly that is.

I like the idea of little Ralphie having his poor little heart broken better than Ralph being a closeted homosexual. It's 10x funnier. Under that tough, white trash wigger demeanor is a fragile boy constantly checking his girl's phone and computer because he is just CERTAIN that she is cheating on him. Because to Ralph, what is more unbelievable than a woman having a genuine attraction to him?

God damn he is such a woman.
 
Ok so the new Ralph cope is he actually does prove that the guy had a twitter and they did converse ..... and all he shows is the guy was friends with ethan .... he pretty much just talks about ethan ..... then hes more mad at ethan and tells ethan that "you (presumably ethan) have a lot less professional options than me" and calls her only "ethans gf" so hes not contesting a claim for her whatsoever

Pentamidine said:
I like the Ralph explanation more than the gay explanation.

Girl cheats on BF with Ralph
Girl starts dating Ralph
Ralph installs keylogger on girl's computer because he is INCREDIBLY insecure and has to surveil his girls because he's worried they'll cheat on him or that they aren't into him as they put on.
Girl deeply regrets leaving BF, writes diary note or message or something to that effect. It's caught by Ralph's keylogger.
Ralph is so stunned by this he sends himself an e-mail with the text titled "The Truth". He is devastated by the revelation. Imagine the heartbreak he had to have been going through even to title the e-mail that way - it's like an emo girl's diary entry. Imagine how absolutely bitchmade and womanly that is.

I like the idea of little Ralphie having his poor little heart broken better than Ralph being a closeted homosexual. It's 10x funnier. Under that tough, white trash wigger demeanor is a fragile boy constantly checking his girl's phone and computer because he is just CERTAIN that she is cheating on him. Because to Ralph, what is more unbelievable than a woman having a genuine attraction to him?

God damn he is such a woman.
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his version still makes absolutely no sense since the affair would have had to have been public. so saving a message saying she cheated would be the most pointless thing ever. also i just realized he didnt prove that this message is even linked to the girl at all, that could be an entirely separate thing. and again, why no other messages from the keylogger? thats a good way to prove that it was keylogged rather than being a diary entry from himself no?

edit yeah something doesnt sit right with me here, usually ralphs most successful lies involve coincidences and successfully using ambiguity or benefit of the doubt but looking closer you see the story makes no sense, and hes pulling out all the stops here for this one. i think he just found someone else that cheated with him and is trying to conflate the cases or he was the boyfriend of the guy here but is trying to use ambiguous phrasing to try and make it seem like he stole another straight guys girl rather than running off on his gay lover

edit edit, also yeah his story does still make him look like a bitch, so why post it? he normally doesnt do that unless he panicking. the usual is he doesnt want to take even a lesser L so normally hed just ignore this or vaguely say were coping but now hes admitting to really bitchmade behavior including trying to bully a corpse. i think hes actually gay.
 
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This is all such thoroughly damning evidence that it's almost impossible for pigglywiggly to dispute his latent homosexuality. But, I think there's one way to prove he's still a Sector-topping Ralphamale, one last-ditch display of masculine sovereignty : Buying a motorcycle
 
I'm more confused by the idea ralph would be smart enough to know about what a keylogger even is much less use one.
 
Wyzzerd said:
I'm more confused by the idea ralph would be smart enough to know about what a keylogger even is much less use one.
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THAT TOO HOLY SHIT YOURE RIGHT youre telling me ethan ralph pre gator iirc knew how to use fucking keylogger? this email was found because he literally couldnt figure out how to sign up a site that takes like a second to sign up for and didnt know how to type in his email. his story is lousy with holes, so we have the simple truth : ethan made a gay diary entry which this seems to show, or this like weird scenario where ethan saw fit to email himself ..... something that was already public knowledge and he .... refuses to offer any proof he keylogged her

edit #GAYmerGAYte ethan did suck that cock
 
MeltyTW said:
yeah something doesnt sit right with me here, usually ralphs most successful lies involve coincidences and successfully using ambiguity or benefit of the doubt but looking closer you see the story makes no sense
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This is very true, and historically very accurate, you can see many examples of this since 2015. One of my favorites is that he graduated college, he walked and has pictures of him walking but it was purely ceremonial and it's something they let you do so you can graduate with your class and friends but then you have to make up the credits. However this point in his life is when Kat cheated on him and broke up with him and he started to spiral and was arrested. He never finished and got the credits he needed to graduate which is why he's never held up any proof of him completing college but will gladly hold up his picture in cap and gown. He's a junior high dropout until proven otherwise.

This is a guy who has photographed his driver's license and passport to prove his height, released revenge porn to prove he has sex, shown the legal documents for him owning swamp land to a random alog who emailed him, but he has a problem holding up his diploma on camera? He's used this tactic for the last decade and originally was really good spinning narratives to the point even farmers here were on his side. Then people started poking holes and the rest is history.
 
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