💰 Grifter Ben Shapiro / The Daily Wire - Commentator, Lawyer, Writer, WAP Sommelier, Vanquisher of SJWs, Podcast Host, Mara Wilson's cousin

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WeWuzFinns said:
There are simply more leftists cows, because attention whores and the deranged pretend to be leftists to gain more power. Conservatism isn't usually the path of least resistance, so the supporters tend to be less mentally divergent. No crazy = no fun.

The rise of right-wing threads could be explained with people getting black pilled on the political system. No one wants more conservatives who have conserved nothing, and instead shill you some shitty mattresses where they can't even get their own wife's pussy wet.
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Leftists threads are more abundant because they're more likely to suffer from a wide variety of mental illnesses then other groups of people while right wingers on the other hand just point out a lot of the problems in modern society but don't really have feasible solutions for them. They also tend to be stupid and some of them are grifters which isn't really as interesting as someone like say Moviebob.

The truth is that you don't really have to be either conservative or liberal to be able to notice the problems that right wingers point out on a daily basis.
 
Leftist threads were more abundant throughout the new 10s because of Trump derangement syndrome brought the best milk of a lot of cows, both old and new to the internet.

I think the rise of right-winger lowcow threads has more to do with the fact that conservatives these days are reviving their old bible thumping moralfagging from over a decade ago; something that was thoroughly depicted as uncool and cringy in 00s - early 10s internet. Downplaying those traits and just focusing on making fun of leftists and SJWs has helped reestablish conservatism as cool and acceptable in internet discourse. But because it is acceptable again, now downplaying their true values is unnecessary.

So here we are now in post-Trump seeing a lot more constructive arguments from conservatives and anti-SJWs like BJ Shapiro here on what they want of the world, beyond screaming about the left. And boy do they have some hilarious ideas. Watching them explode over any slight of porn, non-Christian religion and LGBT+ representation and screaming about how we need to return to ""better"" morals/Jesus again is just classic tardcum. It feels like I'm right back home the late 00s again.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
This song's just a random example - Ben is pretty much irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, but the abundance of stuff like this is basically just sleazy corporations marketing porn to kids for profit - making things as porned-out as possible without technically tripping over the line and being confined to the censors. Definitely does make a case for the decay of values, even if one isn't stuck in a 1950s mindset.

I could probably find random shitposts which are more creative and intellectually stimulating than what's being passed off as "music". This specific song is just 1 in a long list.
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I definitely can't argue that most popular music is pretty crap.
 
naaaaiiiiillllll!!! said:
Is it just me or has there been an uptick in lolcow threads on conservative/right-wing people since late 2020 (many of them breaking the “no celebrity” rule)? It’s almost like we’re afraid the farms is biased to leftist lolcows (despite making up half of the political spectrum, leftists contribute way over half the lolcows). It’s like we’re desperately trying to convince people, both inside and out, “we make fun of the big bad righties, see? See?! (Please don’t cancel and arrest us)”. Maybe it’s a good survival tactic, I don’t know, but it’s kind of irritating me. At least allow an AOC thread (she and her army of simps can make as good of a thread as any celebrity conservative we’re letting bypass the rules).

Back on topic, Ben is being held up as a spiritual successor to Rush Limbaugh, but I don’t think it will work. Younger conservatives like Ben, but his “schtick” of being an obnoxious nerd rubs many the wrong way (especially more traditional Limbaugh-conservatives, who I feel are tolerating him because he’s the best they have).
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Significantly more than half the cows on this site are people who are so far off to the left that they blasted their hair with Kool-Aid and put on 300lbs well before politics became the mess it became over the last couple of years. Linsday Ellis, MovieBob, Andrew Dobson, and Bondage Walrus--just to name a few-- are ridiculously far off to the left side of the field. I really don't see why adding a Jewish manlet into the mix would do any harm, especially when he has a tendency to do ridiculous shit like getting into a fight with some rap artist only to wind up losing so badly that he informs the entire world of his inability to arouse his wife.
 
I don’t see an increase in right wing cows. Most of them have threads that are years old. Left wing cows are always going to be more prominent because social media companies don’t censor them, so they’re out for everyone to see. Hell, in many cases their retarded opinions get promoted.
 
Friendly Futa said:
I definitely can't argue that most popular music is pretty crap.
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It's basically just porn set to music, and if it was just lyrics, it would've been part of one of those dime-a-dozen Harlequin romance novels.

Not to mention, the writer of the lyrics sounds pretty sexually confused himself - I'm pretty sure a "wet pussy" is just the result of a woman getting off - in the song, they make it sound like the guy is getting aroused by a wet pussy - which is weird and something I've never heard of. (That would be like a woman getting aroused by watching a guy ejacluate into a crusty sock).

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So here's the lyrics - if someone just altered them a little and replaced the names of the girls with some female Sonic/Pokemon/anime character, it would sound like bad erotic fanfiction that some virgin scribbled out:

Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (Hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo (ah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy

Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in yo' face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I want a ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive

Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring (ayy, ayy)

Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga runnin' me

Talk yo' shit, bite your lip (yeah)
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing
He already made his mind up 'fore he came

Now get your boots and your coat for this wet ass pussy
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet ass pussy
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet ass pussy
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet ass pussy

Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroke
I need a Henny drink, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over

He got some money then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A-1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, and now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's goin' in dry, and it's comin' out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (yuh, ah)
I spit on his mic' and now he tryna sign me, woo

Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin'
Put him on his knees, give him some' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm lookin' for a beatin' (ah)

In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottomfeeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya

If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah

Whores in this house
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy

Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass pussy
I'm talkin' WAP, WAP, WAP, that's some wet ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet ass pussy, huh

There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house

There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores...
 
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It’s honestly weird how whenever there is a new thread on a right wing cow someone has to defend them or whatnot despite that Ben is an insecure Jewish manlet with garbage takes and is absolutely cringeworthy

Seriously this manlet is way too short.

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Truthboi said:
It’s honestly weird how whenever there is a new thread on a right wing cow someone has to defend them or whatnot despite that Ben is an insecure Jewish manlet with garbage takes and is absolutely cringeworthy

Seriously this manlet is way too short.

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I'm not "defending him" so much as just saying his take on a crappy song isn't high on the list to rip on him over - the song is pretty objectively crappy and slutty (and written by someone who's somewhat sexually confused themselves - e.x. how does your pussy getting wet, which is basically just the normal result of orgasim - make you a "freak" or "sex goddess"? Why is a wet pussy - the natural result of ejaculation or female masturbation - supposed to be the ultimate "turn-on" to men, etc?)

So people need to find better material than that.
 
StraightShooter2 said:
I'm not "defending him" so much as just saying his take on a crappy song isn't high on the list to rip on him over - the song is pretty objectively crappy and slutty (and written by someone who's somewhat sexually confused themselves - e.x. how does your pussy getting wet, which is basically just the normal result of orgasim - make you a "freak" or "sex goddess"? Why is a wet pussy - the natural result of ejaculation or female masturbation - supposed to be the ultimate "turn-on" to men, etc?)

So people need to find better material than that.
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It wasn't even that he singled out the song for being trashy, it was how he turned it into this weeks-long crusade that kept firing back and forth, and at some point he offered -- entirely unprovoked -- the information that his wife doesn't self-lubricate in the bedroom. She's a doctor, and she actually convinced him that it's normal for a woman to not be properly aroused in the bedroom with their 4'5" husband.

Wh.. Actually now that I think about it, she kind of has a point. I guess that would be normal for Ben, wouldn't it?

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It's HK-47 said:
It wasn't even that he singled out the song for being trashy, it was how he turned it into this weeks-long crusade that kept firing back and forth, and at some point he offered -- entirely unprovoked -- the information that his wife doesn't self-lubricate in the bedroom. She's a doctor, and she actually convinced him that it's normal for a woman to not be properly aroused in the bedroom with their 4'5" husband.

Wh.. Actually now that I think about it, she kind of has a point. I guess that would be normal for Ben, wouldn't it?

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Wikipedia says he's an Orthodox Jew - is there some kind of sexual prohibition against non-procreative arousal (similar to devout Catholic theology?).

I found this:


Traditional rabbinic sources strictly prohibit male masturbation, and even activities which can lead to sexual arousal and thus ejaculation.
The Babylonian Talmud prohibits "emitting seed in vain", a term generally (but not only) referring to masturbation:

Female masturbation is not explicitly prohibited, but authorities such as Rabbi Moshe Feinstein consider female masturbation as necessarily involving forbidden "impure thoughts".[15][16] However, Hida[17] and Rabbi Tzvi Pesach Frank[18] disagreed. Ben Ish Chai states that it is wrong because it creates evil forces (Kelipos).[19] In any case, female masturbation does not carry the severity of male masturbation, because it does not involve the release of seed.
 
Truthboi said:
It’s honestly weird how whenever there is a new thread on a right wing cow someone has to defend them or whatnot despite that Ben is an insecure Jewish manlet with garbage takes and is absolutely cringeworthy
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Little Ben has popular podcast. People are defending him out of the same reason people defend shitty movies and games. They need to have their investment validated or suffer some ego damage. Natural harm avoidance is just manifesting itself as bigotry. Maybe his supporters are just too damaged to be able to parse trough all the double standards and dual loyalties.
 
It's HK-47 said:
Significantly more than half the cows on this site are people who are so far off to the left that they blasted their hair with Kool-Aid and put on 300lbs well before politics became the mess it became over the last couple of years. Linsday Ellis, MovieBob, Andrew Dobson, and Bondage Walrus--just to name a few-- are ridiculously far off to the left side of the field. I really don't see why adding a Jewish manlet into the mix would do any harm, especially when he has a tendency to do ridiculous shit like getting into a fight with some rap artist only to wind up losing so badly that he informs the entire world of his inability to arouse his wife.
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If you include all first-world countries when gauging one's position on the political spectrum the left vs. right count would be a little more even. Moviebob's ideology would probably be considered centrist in the UK if he toned down the genocidal hatred a bit.
 
StraightShooter2 said:
I'm not "defending him" so much as just saying his take on a crappy song isn't high on the list to rip on him over - the song is pretty objectively crappy and slutty (and written by someone who's somewhat sexually confused themselves - e.x. how does your pussy getting wet, which is basically just the normal result of orgasim - make you a "freak" or "sex goddess"? Why is a wet pussy - the natural result of ejaculation or female masturbation - supposed to be the ultimate "turn-on" to men, etc?)

So people need to find better material than that.
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Youve never had sex have you? Pussy gets wet during arousal, not just after orgasm..jfc
 
It's HK-47 said:
It wasn't even that he singled out the song for being trashy, it was how he turned it into this weeks-long crusade that kept firing back and forth, and at some point he offered -- entirely unprovoked -- the information that his wife doesn't self-lubricate in the bedroom. She's a doctor, and she actually convinced him that it's normal for a woman to not be properly aroused in the bedroom with their 4'5" husband.

Wh.. Actually now that I think about it, she kind of has a point. I guess that would be normal for Ben, wouldn't it?

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In the interest of context (and because the last thing this thread needs is the debate on Benjy boy's sexual potency that @StraightShooter2 seems to want) this is a fake tweet. As much as it would be hilarious if it were real, its a reddit meme: https://old.reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/idpwvj/benjamin_versus_the_haters/ and here's some fact checking from a source usually hostile to Shapiro: https://www.truthorfiction.com/did-...-things-in-marriage-than-sexual-satisfaction/

I know, I know. I was disappointed too when I first saw it and it turned out to be fake. Let's be real though, I don't think a self admission is needed to know that Ben probably isn't a stallion between the sheets.
 
moseph.jartelli said:
Youve never had sex have you? Pussy gets wet during arousal, not just after orgasm..jfc
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I comparing it to male ejaculation - same difference. Point was that the song is claiming that "wet pussy" means the woman is really good in bed (when it actually means the man is), which made no sense and implied that whoever wrote the lyrics was confused about female sexuality.

That would be like a guy saying that him pre-maturely ejaculating means he's "good in bed".
 
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The dumbest thing I've ever heard from Ben was his "you think that people aren't going to just sell their homes and move?" line in response to a discussion about climate change and rising sea levels. His total inability to comprehend the issue of who would want to buy these homes knowing that they were about to fall into the sea is perhaps the best encapsulation that exists of just how glib the conservative understanding of how markets work genuinely is.
 
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