[
Eren inhales] Hello, all other males around the world. This is Eren Yeager –
your Founding Titan – in Shiganshina District.
Now,
listen here, and listen good.
I have told you all. I've kept it going TIME AND TIME AGAIN, but you y'all keep
putting it on and
putting it on.
But...
Mikasa Ackerman IS. MINE. Mikasa,
needs – to– think– only– about-me! Even if I die, she needs to for
10 years at least!
Now... [
Eren is ready to commit genocide] This is, the last, straw! Because for the
GOOD, and
SAFETY, of
this timeline, you need to get your dicks AWAY FROM MIKASA AND WHEREVER ELSE ALL THE DANG FAR AWAY,
AND NEVER DATE MIKASA! MAKE SURE SHE
NEVER DATES ANOTHER MALE AND
NEVER, EVER THINK ABOUT ABOUT OTHER MALES AGAIN, AND SHE SHOULD MAKE HER OFFICIAL LOVE CONFESSION
PUBLIC TELL EVERYBODY!
I am telling you this to warning you:
IF-YOU-CONTINUE-ON-AND-YOU-DO-NOT-LISTEN-TO-ME
JEANNNNNNN!
And date Mikasa...
[
Eren places his hand on his forehead, realizing he mixed up due to PATHs]
I m-mean you do...
YOU DO NOT DATE MIKASA, YOU CAN'T DATE HER! If you date her, you're going to put this
ENTIRE TIMELINE in chaos! So, I'M GIVING YOU THIS, WARNING AND TELL YOU TRUE, AND
STRAIGHT UP!
[Eren
points intently at the camera]
ONLY DATE ME NOW, MIKASA! NOW!
[Eren
pauses for a moment before deciding to commit worldly genocide after being family-zoned, leaving us with a haunting image before Eren decides to go through with his plan]
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