🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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dfranki723 said:
Christ.

''I ackshually, LIDURALLY talked to Youtube''.
Yes, I'm sure Youtube lackeys are jumping at the chance to reassure their land whale Queen that her royal highness has not been shadowbanned as that is merely a myth perpetuated by the peasant audience.
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Not the first time she's claimed to talk to an ackshual, human person at YT, won't be the last, and she'll be just as full of shit every time.

Fixthe Fernback said:
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JFC.

dfranki723 said:
Muh ''social anxiety'' says the girl who rides around Walmart in a scooter, screeching, recording herself and making a scene. The girl who walks around in the most revealing clothing, mocks other women/young girls pretty openly in public settings and intentionally draws the most attention to herself whenever she leaves her hovel.

That's not social anxiety you thick cow. She's so fucking rude and ignorant in public when she's around other people.
I wonder what she tells her ''therapist'' about her anxiety, what lies does she come up with? Oh, to be a fly on the wall during those sessions.
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She revels in attention, full stop. Good, bad, indifferent, doesn't matter. People with real social anxiety would be mortified to do the things she does.

And no, there won't be a first dance. What's she going to do, swap the scooty for a wheelchair so her dance partner can drag her around by the hands? I'm not even sure that would work because she's so fucking fat. We know she's incapable of standing for more than a minute and a half. So unless the song lasted about 30 seconds, this ain't happening.

mythical mother said:
I follow a kid on TikTok who has been feeding a seagull through his bedroom window for over a month to gain its trust. The seagull is immensely less food aggressive than Amber. It stands and waits patiently for morsels and comes back roughly at the same times every day on a schedule rather than constantly harassing the kid. If Amber’s food aggression was a seagull, it would have already flown into the window enough to die from a brain injury.
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Sometimes the writing on this here web site is just sublime.

 
Borbie Dahl said:
Back in the day there was a term for this. Husband stitch? Something like that?
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Trufax. Even today, in some countries where virginity is a big thing there is something of a black market for ladies to have an 'alteration' before the wedding night to avoid shame and scandal.
 
I was watching a Pulpy Syntax video in which he watched one of the ALR lives (the most recent one?) and Becky said she loved Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Pulpy wondered
what their stands would be. Does anyone have creative ideas?
 
KitsuneEyes said:
longer videos gets suggested more by the yt algoritm, its less work for her and people can literally throw money at her.
2. She's
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KitsuneEyes said:
I just want to say a couple of things in regards to ALR livestreaming
1. The title of her latest has 001 on it .She's going to do more livestreams because lives or in general longer videos gets suggested more by the yt algoritm, its less work for her and people can literally throw money at her.
2. She's never going to turn on slow mode. With a very active chat she can nitpick questions and avoid those that she doesn't want to respond to. People will buy more superchats to get noticed.
3. She's going to put Necky at display more often so that the Thumb can earn her allowance without Amber doing any of the work, probably also to advertize Necky's """"""""""ART"""""""""
4. She's aspiring to become the Great Chantal Olive Sarault POPOOS IN THE KITCHEN EVERYBODY
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I can’t with anyone’s live stream they are so boring. I don’t have patience to watch hours of that trash. What kind of loser pays these heifers superchats to get their question answered? It is truly pathetic.
JanuaryViolet said:
Please, please tell me where I can find her book reviews.
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Her book reviews are what is on the back cover.
JanuaryViolet said:
Please, please tell me where I can find her book reviews.
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Teresa77 said:
I was watching a Pulpy Syntax video in which he watched one of the ALR lives (the most recent one?) and Becky said she loved Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Pulpy wondered
what their stands would be. Does anyone have creative ideas?
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Hamber's would probably be some fat form covered in rotting pig skin and no ability to close its mouth. Reeks like death and inahles anything on or off command.

Necky's is a lifeless doll dressed as a butler and serves no purpose except to wipe Hamber's or Hamber's stand's ass.
 
is amber still thinking about having kids? is that something she ever really cared about, or was it something she only “wanted” because she knew destiny wanted kids? i recall when she made her “100 reasons to lose weight” video having kids was one of the last things she talked about.
 
Cosmologic said:
is amber still thinking about having kids? is that something she ever really cared about, or was it something she only “wanted” because she knew destiny wanted kids? i recall when she made her “100 reasons to lose weight” video having kids was one of the last things she talked about.
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In the last live, while Becky was running the show, someone asked if they would adopt and Becky was really enthusiastic about it
 
dfranki723 said:
Muh ''social anxiety'' says the girl who rides around Walmart in a scooter, screeching, recording herself and making a scene. The girl who walks around in the most revealing clothing, mocks other women/young girls pretty openly in public settings and intentionally draws the most attention to herself whenever she leaves her hovel.

That's not social anxiety you thick cow. She's so fucking rude and ignorant in public when she's around other people.
I wonder what she tells her ''therapist'' about her anxiety, what lies does she come up with? Oh, to be a fly on the wall during those sessions.
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I swear, some people think that if they suffer from the slightest discomfort in public it means they have a social anxiety. Social anxiety is a serious disorder that makes you dysfunctional in certain areas in life or even all of them, and basically can significantly damage your life. It's not "I'm not comfortable dancing because people look at me funny 'cause I'm morbidly obese". If she even tell the truth and feel any discomfort that isn't purely physical...
 
Jen'sCheeseBill said:
In the last live, while Becky was running the show, someone asked if they would adopt and Becky was really enthusiastic about it
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haha good fucking luck to them, most adoption agencies would never allow a child to be adopted by a couple if one of them is practically bed bound even if the other is capable and willing.

in the rare chance they do adopt a kid, i feel like they’d opt to have a child between 6 and 12 — old enough to be browbeaten into doing “chores” (read: hard physical labor).
 
Amber is barely mobile. She and Becky both have been diagnosed by that quack with several mental illnesses. a.) They're on several medications or b.) They're not, which would also be seen as a problem, if they're not bothering to refill their 'bipolar' meds. Their house cleaning has been questionable with just the two of them and their pets. Amber's dramas is all over the internet and come up quickly in any search. No problem being an internet mini-celeb, huge problem with rape accusations you've walked back and things I've lied about videos - brings your character into question. Just the first two things alone would inhibit them from adopting, let alone the rest. There's no risk of them having children unless one of Becky's relatives just gives them one to raise. I also very much doubt that happening.

And that's not even going into the income issue. A year or 2 ago would be one thing, but I don't think she can make the case for a consistent, stable income source anymore.

Remember, many states require a home study, even for relative adoptions, Kentucky is one of them. They must show ability to care for a child, physically, financially, and emotionally, according to their laws there.
 
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Cosmologic said:
haha good fucking luck to them, most adoption agencies would never allow a child to be adopted by a couple if one of them is practically bed bound even if the other is capable and willing.

in the rare chance they do adopt a kid, i feel like they’d opt to have a child between 6 and 12 — old enough to be browbeaten into doing “chores” (read: hard physical labor).
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My guess is that they're waiting for someone in Becky's family to hatch another member for the Williams clan and then adopting it.

Put me down for a prediction that the "good news" we never got to hear about was that someone in the Williams clan is pregnant and is considering adoption. With Amber's uterus yeeted and Becky being Becky, talk of wanting to adopt could have spread through the family.
 
Bilibin said:
My guess is that they're waiting for someone in Becky's family to hatch another member for the Williams clan and then adopting it.

Put me down for a prediction that the "good news" we never got to hear about was that someone in the Williams clan is pregnant and is considering adoption. With Amber's uterus yeeted and Becky being Becky, talk of wanting to adopt could have spread through the family.
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I am not sure if this is as easy as someone in the Williams family giving a child to Amber and Becky. In many places, this would be a private placement and still require the government to be involved in evaluating the stability of the adoptee family. I think the likeliness that they would be approved is less than zero.
 
Bilibin said:
My guess is that they're waiting for someone in Becky's family to hatch another member for the Williams clan and then adopting it.

Put me down for a prediction that the "good news" we never got to hear about was that someone in the Williams clan is pregnant and is considering adoption. With Amber's uterus yeeted and Becky being Becky, talk of wanting to adopt could have spread through the family.
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I would hope even Becky's dumb family would be smarter than that. Even the one married to a pedophile might even be smart enough not to trust Amber with a live human.
 
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