🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatalTater]

No one in Becky's family would 'give' them a kid unless there was a huge wad of cash passed under the table.

Amber doesn't want kids. Kids are inconvenient, require food that could be going into Amber's mouth, and if they can speak might tell some embarassing truths to the world.

There will be no children in the #Amberlynn household.

 

[Cosmologic]

My guess is that they're waiting for someone in Becky's family to hatch another member for the Williams clan and then adopting it.

in the off chance, as in the one in a million chance that someone in becky’s family would be crackhead enough to do this, i feel like amber would go out of her own way to refer to the child as “becky’s niece” or “becky’s cousin” and then say that adopting a child just isn’t the same and mope and whine about not having a biological one. seems in character for her.

 

[dfranki723]

Fambo only wants kids because she CAN'T have them anymore.

She knows that women who have lost (or never had) the ability to carry a child are almost universally looked upon with sympathy and compassion (which for this cunt means she can use this for attention and pity).

She doesn't actually fucking want one, she wants everyone to think that she's lost something sooooooooo super important to her.
It's all part of the ''woe is me'' act.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Gorl can't even consistently upload let alone tend to a child every day.

 

[naught]

I was watching a Pulpy Syntax video in which he watched one of the ALR lives (the most recent one?) and Becky said she loved Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Pulpy wondered
what their stands would be. Does anyone have creative ideas?

Ofc Becky likes jojo she's such a basic bitch.

 

[peach tea]

haha good fucking luck to them, most adoption agencies would never allow a child to be adopted by a couple if one of them is practically bed bound even if the other is capable and willing.

in the rare chance they do adopt a kid, i feel like they’d opt to have a child between 6 and 12 — old enough to be browbeaten into doing “chores” (read: hard physical labor).

You’d be surprised who the foster care system gives kids to. I knew a kid in school who was taken away from meth addicted parents, only to be adopted by alcoholic hoarders. I’m not sure how the adoption actually played out, but I know a judge allowed her to emancipate at 16, which isn’t easy to do. You’ve got to be in a bad enough situation that working at McDonald’s and living in a rented closet somewhere is the better alternative.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Amber is barely mobile. She and Becky both have been diagnosed by that quack with several mental illnesses. a.) They're on several medications or b.) They're not, which would also be seen as a problem, if they're not bothering to refill their 'bipolar' meds. Their house cleaning has been questionable with just the two of them and their pets. Amber's dramas is all over the internet and come up quickly in any search. No problem being an internet mini-celeb, huge problem with rape accusations you've walked back and things I've lied about videos - brings your character into question. Just the first two things alone would inhibit them from adopting, let alone the rest. There's no risk of them having children unless one of Becky's relatives just gives them one to raise. I also very much doubt that happening.

And that's not even going into the income issue. A year or 2 ago would be one thing, but I don't think she can make the case for a consistent, stable income source anymore.

Remember, many states require a home study, even for relative adoptions, Kentucky is one of them. They must show ability to care for a child, physically, financially, and emotionally, according to their laws there.

I'm sure for the right amount of money in kentucky they can pay somebody to breed for them and do a private adoption situation thang.

 

[peach tea]

KlI'm sure for the right amount of money in kentucky they can pay somebody to breed for them and do a private adoption situation thang.

I’ve seen surrogacy ads for anywhere from $17k all the way up to $50k and egg donation paying up to $8k. Unfortunately, there are plenty of ways for a slob like Amber to get access to a child in order to fill their narc fantasy.

I don’t think they’d ever really go through with it though. Like I said, it’s a fantasy, just like her fantasy of losing weight and getting married. The thought of the end result is nice, but both Amber and Becky are too stupid/lazy to do any of the work required to achieve any of these things.

At most, I could see them going through with a quick courthouse marriage for financial reasons. But organizing an actual wedding and reception? No lol. Going on a diet to lose enough weight for surgery? Nah. Becky actually starting a little business with her art? Nope. Amber going back to college like she says every new year? It’s not gonna happen. The biggest and hardest challenge: adopting and raising a child? 0% chance.

That’s all just stuff Amber talks about to keep her most naive and optimistic pay pig viewers hopeful that she will do something with her life before her inevitable massive heart attack at a young age. More than anything, though, it’s what she tells herself in order to keep the levels of delusion high enough to continue on with her youtube circus. As long as she feels like she has goals, she can stay motivated just enough to get on camera and pretend like she wants to lose weight.

Even if everything she says is a made up fantasy, there’s one constant: neither one of these heifers wants to get a real job and they’ll say whatever they have to in order to string Amber’s low IQ audience on as long as they can.

 

[dfranki723]

My one curiosity would be if ALR would fatten a child up like her or basically starve them due to her severe food aggression.

Could go either way in my opinion. I mean Twinkie is huge but the cats aren't, fuck knows how she'd handle total control over the diet of a kid.

 

[ChubbyTubbyBabeee]

My one curiosity would be if ALR would fatten a child up like her or basically starve them due to her severe food aggression.

Could go either way in my opinion. I mean Twinkie is huge but the cats aren't, fuck knows how she'd handle total control over the diet of a kid.

Considering the food available in the house, and that Amber and Becky rarely cook, that kid is getting raised on McDonald's and crisps.

 

[Witch Bitch]

I think amber is way to lazy for any version of adoption.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

I think it's time to take Hamber off the main page of the site. No more lulz. The milk's gone bad.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I don’t think they’d ever really go through with it though. Like I said, it’s a fantasy, just like her fantasy of losing weight and getting married. The thought of the end result is nice, but both Amber and Becky are too stupid/lazy to do any of the work required to achieve any of these things.

At most, I could see them going through with a quick courthouse marriage for financial reasons. But organizing an actual wedding and reception? No lol. Going on a diet to lose enough weight for surgery? Nah. Becky actually starting a little business with her art? Nope. Amber going back to college like she says every new year? It’s not gonna happen. The biggest and hardest challenge: adopting and raising a child? 0% chance.

Even if everything she says is a made up fantasy, there’s one constant: neither one of these heifers wants to get a real job and they’ll say whatever they have to in order to string Amber’s low IQ audience on as long as they can.

We have to remember that everything that Amber plans is aspirational at best or plain fantasy at worst. This is why everything she does has a great planning video at the beginning then nothing happens. It is quickly forgotten or rescheduled for a later date. CurvyCaloriies, Noom, Optavia, attending university, having bariatric surgery all sounding great when she mentioned them but suddenly, she realized that she would have to actually do some work for fulfilling them. She can't even get off the starting blocks.

The wedding, if there is one, will be the least difficult at the courthouse with the reception at the flat from online ordering from the Cheesecake factory. As you said, adopting a child, even from her family, would be hard work. Hiring a lawyer, dealing with the scrutiny of government agencies, and other necessary steps would be far too difficult for her. Of course, she would blame her mental issues, fatphobia, or haters for her not being able to adopt.

 

[Cosmologic]

I think it's time to take Hamber off the main page of the site. No more lulz. The milk's gone bad.

it’s true. she has done absolutely nothing interesting since she got her cancer diagnosis and becky’s mom passed away. everything else has been repetition and boring as fuck. quarantine ruined her channel, not just because we don’t have the usual cast of characters around as often, but also because we don’t have the walmart trips, the grocery hauls, the restaurant vlogs, nothing. she’s struggling for content because her life is boring. that’s why the topic for the past two days in this thread has been the possibility of her adopting, which will literally never fucking happen but would at least produce something INTERESTING.

this is what’s happening with all the youtubers these days. their content is boring and repetitive, even for people like nikocado avocado. the thing with amber is that she’s very close to being bed bound and her life will likely never amount to more than the cycle of binging and sleeping. she will never change, she will never improve, the only interesting thing that can happen at this point is her just straight up dying.

 

[Fleasburger]

The Hambeast only wants kids because dainty women have babies and pushing out a winning sperm proves she has a vagina- which makes her an ultimate woman in her mind. It cements she's the uwu female in the girl x girl relationship and Necky is less woman and more daddy . Female empowerment through her loins. Also, it brings her attention for her narcissism; lucky for her, she can play the "wow is me" card now that the baby making organs are gone.

 

[pot of sneed]

The cancer saga wasn't even that good, she blubbered for one or two videos then got straight back to munching like nothing happened being all woe is me, why did life do this to me. Boring fat cunt.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

The Hambeast only wants kids because dainty women have babies and pushing out a winning sperm proves she has a vagina- which makes her an ultimate woman in her mind. It cements she's the uwu female in the girl x girl relationship and Necky is less woman and more daddy . Female empowerment through her loins. Also, it brings her attention for her narcissism; lucky for her, she can play the "wow is me" card now that the baby making organs are gone.

Babies are definitely an accessory for some women and we all know how much Fat Amber likes an accessory.
She can't take care of herself let alone being responsible for a small, vulnerable person who hass to rely on her for all their needs. Bathing, feeding, changing etc

Perhaps someone just needs to buy her one of those mechanised babies they give pre-teens who are convinced they want to be mums? That thing wouldn't last a week.....

 

[Xenomorph]

Please. she only mentions having a baby now cause her box rotted off and fell out her gaping maw to elicit pity/sympathy.
She is the type to be jealous of her own kid.

 

[Valhalla]

She is the type to be jealous of her own kid.

Absolutely. She’d also prob try and do the “mini me!” Thing. “Look at my perfect child, better than your kid since it came from ME and ME is better than everyone else.” Amber as a parent would be the same as she is now, but just making the kid come sit on her lap while she films or something. Regardless, it’s not going to happen. I’d bet a heavy chunk of my savings on Amber never having anything more than her animals. I feel for bex because she’d be an ok Mom and seems to genuinely have that desire in her. Idk if amber could handle a mini Becky and not a mini amber.. they’d have to adopt if this very far away from reality thing happens. I have to say I agree, Amber has been boring AF. I started here on the farm because of her and now I’m barley checking her board anymore. She’s gotta change or do something, it’s not sustainable. Speculation gets boring when you know she literally can’t do anything anymore.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I have to say I agree, Amber has been boring AF. I started here on the farm because of her and now I’m barley checking her board anymore. She’s gotta change or do something, it’s not sustainable. Speculation gets boring when you know she literally can’t do anything anymore.

Amber's lack of imagination and discipline is showing clearly these days. I once asked a podcaster at a conference what is the most important feature from a podcast perspective. He told me it is regularity in posting. He found that twice a week, always on the same days, is probably ultimate. People know when to expect your posting. He also mentioned that being consistent in your work also important. I think that also applies to YouTube.

Amber does not know what she wants her channel to be. If it is a weight loss channel, she should go on a medically supervised programme and vlog her struggles and successes. Talk about the programme, the people managing them, etc. That would be interesting. If it is a lifestyle channel, she should talk about her struggles of being 550 pounds such as physical barriers. She should talk about her move, or her trip to Tennessee, her wedding preparation from her perspective. Again, this could be interesting.

Instead, we are getting rubbish like "Get ready with me", without letting us for what reason she is getting ready or hauls from Dollar Tree that no one wants to hear about. She is lazy and not motivated. Most people have to go to work even if they do not feel like it. I think she forgot that she is the only breadwinner in the household, and neglecting her channel has led to lower viewings. She is likely about half of the viewing as 2 years ago. She is boring because she really does not care.