🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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At this rate, we'll probably get a 'We're moving' this year due to her not putting out much effort in her videos anymore. She will have to move if she can't keep up her income for payment, she might have numbers for now but eventually people will get bored and move on once all of the restrictions lift and her videos are still nothing but sitting in her apartment and eating/make-up hauls/ get ready with me's .

When is her lease up?
 
The-Mad-Asshatter said:
When is her lease up?
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I'm thinking sometime in the next couple of months. She had already settled into The Henry before mentioning that she'd moved, and it was prior to the summer Cancer-ish Saga.

I know it's in one of her videos from late spring last year, but I can't be assed to check.
 
CarbieDoll said:
Jesus she is dumb. Does she think we also are??

You can't diagnose ASMR. Scientists don't even understand why some people have it or how it happens...
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Yep and ASMR isn't an illness, disease or medical condition, so even if the cause was known, it wouldn't be something people are diagnosed with. ASMR stands for autonomous sensory meridian response, which sounds l super serious, but is really just a fancy way of describing the tingles some people get when they hear certain sounds. Saying you've been diagnosed with it is like saying you've been diagnosed with enjoying back rubs. She's probably too stupid to understand exactly what ASMR is, but in her narcissistic world, everything has to be about her, so she can't just say that she likes ASMR videos like a normal person, she has to write that she's been "diagnosed" with it, so it'll sound like some rare condition that only a few super special people have.
 
The-Mad-Asshatter said:
When is her lease up?
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Fatty being Fatty, with her ever changing timeline, means her lease is up around the end of June until mid-July time. Whether she's moving/being kicked out/staying, she will still have a yearly inspection, safety check, situation type deal. Which with these 2 hogs, should mean she'll have to have industrial cleaners in the sty. Density and the Fridge are also due to get married on the 20-something of June... So it might start getting interesting in the Amberverse around mid-June onward...
*Edited* Density and Fridge have brought their wedding date forward to the 5th of June, this year.
 
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What would it take for Amber to lose her subforum? I know she's gone MIA for over a week several times but it happens more often and when she comes back, it's more boring than it has been in the past. The Jenny Craig diet was nowhere near as fun as Optavia even when Optavia lasted less than one full day and JC was several (less than full) days.

I guess it's not close yet because it hasn't even been a whole year since cancer and meth mama. The foodtown apartment era just sucks. There are no trees to walk to, no falls, no special appearances on the Eric channel. I hope they move out just to shake things up.
 
YOUR MOM said:
What would it take for Amber to lose her subforum? I know she's gone MIA for over a week several times but it happens more often and when she comes back, it's more boring than it has been in the past. The Jenny Craig diet was nowhere near as fun as Optavia even when Optavia lasted less than one full day and JC was several (less than full) days.

I guess it's not close yet because it hasn't even been a whole year since cancer and meth mama. The foodtown apartment era just sucks. There are no trees to walk to, no falls, no special appearances on the Eric channel. I hope they move out just to shake things up.
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So then she can be a painfully boring cunt in a different setting?
 
All good things need their time, even for Hambo.
Paying the rent for a $1000+ apartment needs a good, steady income.

Why not be patient and have a nice little eviction notice?

Haggard Cunt said:
Unless she has a form of Synesthesia which I highly doubt
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She's got a shiatload of aroma candles and journals from Wommart. Does that count?
 
YOUR MOM said:
I would like to suggest that Amber & Becky buy a house and move in with newlyweds Destiny & Dana. The show might get interesting again.
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the sounds of moaning and oinking coming from Dusty and Friges swamp and then the squeaking of the floorboards as hamber tearfully raids the kitchen trying to eat away the pain while becky is seen coloring and trancing out in her 90s happy place.
 
Lease is up June / Late June. She will have to move because her ads are not up to snuff. She is eating into savings now, so everything she does is essentially a diminishing return and not even in lol content either which actually surprised me.

Atm she is netting about 25k views a day across her videos which for legacy content is not that good. In a month for now its just shy of 800k which is you are claiming for your job is nothing. This does not even quantify demonetised content or low ads.

This is her too at the beginning of her channel death too 800k in a month becomes 750k / 700k / 600k. It is simply unsustainable because she has done nothing but emulate her entire life on Youtube. Her channel is almost a carbon copy of Learning to be fearless down to the language.

Sadly this is what happens when a lolcow figuratively dies; people question and lament and simply move on. Do I see a glorious return? Nah because so many people have moved on in different spaces and Amber is too dumb to figure that out.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
Lease is up June / Late June. She will have to move because her ads are not up to snuff. She is eating into savings now, so everything she does is essentially a diminishing return and not even in lol content either which actually surprised me.

Atm she is netting about 25k views a day across her videos which for legacy content is not that good. In a month for now its just shy of 800k which is you are claiming for your job is nothing. This does not even quantify demonetised content or low ads.

This is her too at the beginning of her channel death too 800k in a month becomes 750k / 700k / 600k. It is simply unsustainable because she has done nothing but emulate her entire life on Youtube. Her channel is almost a carbon copy of Learning to be fearless down to the language.

Sadly this is what happens when a lolcow figuratively dies; people question and lament and simply move on. Do I see a glorious return? Nah because so many people have moved on in different spaces and Amber is too dumb to figure that out.
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She still might make enough. I've heard Youtube pays an average of about 7 bucks for 1000 views. That would be 175 dollars a day if she gets 25k views a day. Thats 1225 a week. Take taxes out and I guestimate she is still making 4k a month. That's enough to afford a Lexington 2 bedroom even with her food diet
 
dfranki723 said:
My one curiosity would be if ALR would fatten a child up like her or basically starve them due to her severe food aggression.

Could go either way in my opinion. I mean Twinkie is huge but the cats aren't, fuck knows how she'd handle total control over the diet of a kid.
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Definitely fatten the child. Cats don't crave the kind of constant attention dogs do, and they're more adapt to surviving on their own. Their survival instincts have them avoiding the ham beast as much as possible

Dogs were bred to be man's companion and helper and Twinkie is especially under stimulated with her owners being a pair of mentally and physically incapacitated sacks of endless gunts. Twinkie probably has a lot of extra energy and anxiety and Big Al deals with her sad, desperate attention seeking behavior with treats. Poor Twinkie's only other option of interaction is being yanked into a video and having TWIIIIINNNKIIIIISTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR screeched into her ears for the benefit of her idiot child fanbase
 
Haggard Cunt said:
Unless she has a form of Synesthesia which I highly doubt
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Don’t give her ideas. If she reads this she’ll be talking about her “diagnosed synesthesia” for ages.
“I just liek ...see colors when I hear music liek yall?? It’s so weird omigod my therapist says im the only one in the world who has it btw.”
 
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