🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Golly]

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Fuck, this one hurts to read. Amberlynn is straight up the American who would travel to Italy and look for a McDonald's. I know Lexington from Monticello was no huge cultural shift, but there had to be some neat local gem to check out.

TripAdvisor, AL. It saves many from feeling limited to mediocre restaurant chains while traveling. She probably knows though and this is just a cope for yet another depressing manifestation of her food anxiety issues.

At least Chantal harms herself with genuinely tempting food some of the time.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I was always of the opinion that she wasn't specifically diagnosed with 'womb cancer' or whatever she claims, but was told of the very high probability she could get fat-related cancer/cancer caused directly by fat.. and the surgery she got was a preemptive measure. Like if breast cancer runs in a woman's family, she has the option for mastectomy to remove any likelihood

That's why her story seems to have truth and consistency with a cancer diagnosis and surgery but it feels retarded, it's always felt off to me. I long had the opinion that she actually misread or misinterpreted what the doctor was saying but it seemed there was a lot of conviction behind the general consensus here that she was diagnosed with cancer. I think she benefited from the fact that cancer is such a serious and painful thing, and many here have personal experience with it, so she wasn't seriously questioned on it

And the only person who is outright claiming she's lying about it is Nikocado, an another death fat who couldn't be less credible. I probably deserve the Dumb and hats but I am still not convinced she was actually diagnosed with cancer

Except she did show medical records that had her cancer staged on the paperwork. I've never personally questioned that diagnosis, simply because her treatment after the ER visit and hysteroscopy was pretty much identical to my own. There have been certain comments made by her that were complete BS (e.g. the hymen repair), but beyond that almost everything she's said rang true of my own experience. The estrogen supplementation is definitely worthy of question though.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I agree that she's stopped talking about WLS as she's been denied it again....pending efforts on her part. I suspect the new "nutritionist" is just one part of her new surgeons requirements. I'm not ruling out though some kind of TLC involvement, which would also cause her to stop talking about it. I suspect she's seeing Tammy Slaton's surgeon in Georgetown....and it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if she's managed to weasel her way in with the aid of TLC....or at a minimum has tried to do so.

Quite possibly she had an appointment with this surgeon and I am sure that a lot of super morbidly obese people contact him for surgery. However, such surgeon would be very strict on patient selection and Amber is not a good candidate with sleep apnea, unresolved eating issues, and the recent cancer diagnosis and surgery. Amber would have been denied for these reasons.

I am not sure about trying to use TLC to get in. She did have contacts with them is the past but refused, likely not having control of what would be filmed and presented. I am also not sure of the “angle” they would use. In reality, she is just one among many super morbidly obese people, albeit an annoying one. The only title I could I could think of is: “The woman with a bmi of a 100”.

 

[Hentai-4-Senpai]

Amber would have been denied for these reasons

When people in my family finally made the decision to get the surgery themselves they had to go through several months of therapy and lose at least 50 pounds without the help of the surgery to prove they could handle it. No way in hell do I even see her making it to multiple sessions of the therapy, let alone losing any real significant amount of elbees. The only diet that has even remotely worked for her was the cancer diet.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

When people in my family finally made the decision to get the surgery themselves they had to go through several months of therapy and lose at least 50 pounds without the help of the surgery to prove they could handle it. No way in hell do I even see her making it to multiple sessions of the therapy, let alone losing any real significant amount of elbees. The only diet that has even remotely worked for her was the cancer diet.

I am pretty sure that these are the criteria that most reputable bariatric surgeons are using. As far as Amber, she said that the 50 pounds weight loss prior to the surgery is only a requirement for insurance companies and this is why she "self-pay". This is further from the truth. Insurance companies have two criteria; having a BMI over 40, and having failed at losing weight in a medically supervised programme for 2 years. Amber easily meets the first criterion but never was in a medically supervised weight loss programme, so her insurance company would not pay. She is delusional if she thinks that a surgeon would operate on her with sleep apnea, without psychotherapy, and without showing that she can maintain a healthy diet after the surgery.

 

[Owlflaps]

She won't get WLS. That requires a general anesthesia that no-one is going to give her at her size for what is an elective surgery. Her D&C would have been conscious sedation (most likely using propofol), and her hysterectomy was done using an epidural block. The only weightloss procedure they might consider for her is insertion of an Obera Balloon as that only requires an endoscopy for both insertion and removal.

Oh, believe me. There's a snowball's chance in hell she'll get the WLS. I'm no medical expert, so forgive my ignorance on the matter. My point still stands, however. Any sane person can see that all these procedures to keep her alive are a waste of time and effort.

Incidentally she has taken a pysch evaluation....that's what the hundreds of questions was that she did at the visit to the weightloss surgeon she made a video about. What she hasn't done is had therapy that the pysch evaluation showed was necessary before any WLS had a chance of being successful. The issue of therapy from a reputable pyschologist is where all the deathfats will fail in any attempts to get WLS. These women are all so keen to blame eating disorders and their "mentals", that on first visit to a weightloss centre they'll trip over their fat mouths at the first hurdle and get shown the door. Eating disorders must be treated and under control (in remission) before any bariatric surgeon will perform WLS.

Oh, right. She did take a psych eval. It's hard to keep up with her health antics. This is reason why I'm convinced she needs to die. She won't improve in any meaningful manner without addressing why she gains weight. That tiny brain of hers thinks that therapy cuts into weight loss, thusly therapy = a waste of time.
She'll always simper and fallback on mentulz, but she'll never take accountability for her cunt actions. Amber will continue to be a drain on everyone around her.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

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MekahynieHoe, exactly bro! But she doesn’t lie tho. Look up the dunning Kruger effect. I think ambers a good candidate. It’s basically dealing with the phenom of folks who will speak as tho they have some authority on a topic but in reality they know nothing about it.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Fuck, this one hurts to read. Amberlynn is straight up the American who would travel to Italy and look for a McDonald's. I know Lexington from Monticello was no huge cultural shift, but there had to be some neat local gem to check out.

TripAdvisor, AL. It saves many from feeling limited to mediocre restaurant chains while traveling. She probably knows though and this is just a cope for yet another depressing manifestation of her food anxiety issues.

At least Chantal harms herself with genuinely tempting food some of the time.

Funny you say that but Trip Advisor is based on numbers and for awhile (maybe still?), The Cheesecake Factory in Caesars was the highest rated restaurant in Las Vegas, a city with world class restaurants and the most top rated chefs.

I wish people would stop asking Amber these stupid questions, she just wants to be a victim so badly and this feeds into it.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Quite possibly she had an appointment with this surgeon and I am sure that a lot of super morbidly obese people contact him for surgery. However, such surgeon would be very strict on patient selection and Amber is not a good candidate with sleep apnea, unresolved eating issues, and the recent cancer diagnosis and surgery. Amber would have been denied for these reasons.

I am not sure about trying to use TLC to get in. She did have contacts with them is the past but refused, likely not having control of what would be filmed and presented. I am also not sure of the “angle” they would use. In reality, she is just one among many super morbidly obese people, albeit an annoying one. The only title I could I could think of is: “The woman with a bmi of a 100”.

Oh absolutely the criteria will be pretty strict with any reputable bariatric surgeon. I just think the exposure he got once Tammy Slaton was handballed to him on 1000lb sisters would have highlighted to ALR that he is okay dealing with patients of her weight. There are still many surgeons that won't go near the very high BMI patients, that's why in the early years people from all over the US were turning to Dr Now, because no one else would deal with them. Apart from the issue of obvious eating disorders/addictions in the 400lb plus patients, there are also issues with operating table weight limits, laproscopic equipment length and heavy duty bariatric furniture requirements that many hospitals simply can't cater to. In the early days of 600lb Life, Dr Now talked about having to modify operating tables (from memory he was using two tables tied together) and designing new laproscopic equipment. In the early series of Fat Doctor (UK equivalent) the only surgeon that dealt with the heaviest patients had to have special retractors made for holding the huge livers of these patients out of the way without harming them. It's not a simple task for someone her size to find a bariatric surgeon that will deal with her, and 1000lb sisters highlighted that there was one near her prepared to deal with someone even larger than her. That being said, there has never been any suggestion that this surgeon would ever operate on Tammy, she was just handballed to a more local surgeon when it became clear that she wasn't going to go any further with Dr Proctor.

Edit to add: Obesity related health issues like endometrial cancer, sleep aponea, diabetes, hypertension, PCOS etc, don't exclude patients from having bariatric surgery...in fact these conditions all make them a higher priority for bariatric surgery...hence the lower BMI cut-off for those with co-morbitities. That being said, these conditions must all be being adequately managed and clearances from respiratory specialists, endocrinologists, cardiac specialists and pyschs are almost always required.

As for a potential angle...half ton wedding...throw Dana and Destiny into the mix and you've got one ton double wedding.

 

[boner_alert]

Except she did show medical records that had her cancer staged on the paperwork. I've never personally questioned that diagnosis, simply because her treatment after the ER visit and hysteroscopy was pretty much identical to my own. There have been certain comments made by her that were complete BS (e.g. the hymen repair), but beyond that almost everything she's said rang true of my own experience. The estrogen supplementation is definitely worthy of question though.

Christ, I forgot about her hymen repair claim

I can certainly concede that I am ignorant on much of this topic, and that I am blinded by how obnoxiously sophomoric and vapid I find Hamber but would rather stand corrected than ass backwards wrong. I'm not trying to pry for details, but I am just curious in your opinion based on your experience... is there any legitimacy to the possibility that she wasn't diagnosed with cancer exactly, but given her weight and other chronic health issues, the risk and prognosis was bad enough to perform surgery as a preventative measure?

I know the answer will be 'because she's a dumb narcissist' but it's just so curious why she would lie about certain parts about her cancer, if she legit had it.. like why add in the part about the hymen repair that's just so ridiculous, it seems almost on purpose as bait

 

[nofriendofours]

Queen of tiktok is back

 

[stronkwonk]

just in case anyone else is a boomer/doesn't use tiktok. when she does these pseudo-pick-me-girl shit it just makes me figure she doesn't care too much about the hate if she's baiting for more. can a zoomerhaydur confirm if this means she's trying to get on the default front page of tiktok?

 

[krazy orange cat]

just in case anyone else is a boomer/doesn't use tiktok. when she does these pseudo-pick-me-girl shit it just makes me figure she doesn't care too much about the hate if she's baiting for more. can a zoomerhaydur confirm if this means she's trying to get on the default front page of tiktok?

That's exactly what it is. All the attention seekers use the FYP tag.

 

[funtimesrun56]

That's exactly what it is. All the attention seekers use the FYP tag.

I'm surprised she isn't putting more hashtags in to boost her chances of bring seen. Most FYP ones use like 12 tags that have nothing to do with the video.

 

[boner_alert]

just in case anyone else is a boomer/doesn't use tiktok. when she does these pseudo-pick-me-girl shit it just makes me figure she doesn't care too much about the hate if she's baiting for more. can a zoomerhaydur confirm if this means she's trying to get on the default front page of tiktok?

Can confirm somewhat. More details here, where I marvel at what could possibly be her thought process behind this: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amber-says-dumb-shit-on-social-media.37038/post-8491132

Could it really be that she's that committed to 'trolling' that she'd be willing to debase and embarrass herself to that extent... or she's actually really delusional enough to think that she's well matched in competition with these fyp tiktokers?! If the latter, she really should be committed. Those are levels of delusions that could actually be dangerous. Like how can we be sure she isn't hallucinating that a blender is a fountain of cheese to eagerly stick her hand in? Or that she's not hallucinating the small children outside playing aren't little macaroons for her to indulge in

 

[I call shenanigans]

Christ, I forgot about her hymen repair claim

I can certainly concede that I am ignorant on much of this topic, and that I am blinded by how obnoxiously sophomoric and vapid I find Hamber but would rather stand corrected than ass backwards wrong. I'm not trying to pry for details, but I am just curious in your opinion based on your experience... is there any legitimacy to the possibility that she wasn't diagnosed with cancer exactly, but given her weight and other chronic health issues, the risk and prognosis was bad enough to perform surgery as a preventative measure?

At the absolute minimum she must have been diagnosed with complex hyperplasia with atypical cells to warrant the hysterectomy. In layman's terms thats a very thick endometrial lining where the cell changes are already showing pre-cancerous cells. My gyn/oncologist when running through the stages etc said "make no mistake that's still cancer" even though it's pretty much considered stage 0. If that was the case though I don't believe they would have operated on her due to her size, as at this stage they tend to just use progesterone to hold the cells at bay until the patient loses enough weight to safely operate, which is how Life by Jen was being treated (also Amanda from season 2 of Family by the Ton). Amber's situation was clearly deemed necessitating the hysterectomy but they mitigated the anesthesia risk by using an epidural block rather than giving her general anesthesia....that's not commonplace, but the little she has detailed about that surgery and her recovery ring true that a spinal block of some kind was used. I don't remember exactly what Amber's paperwork said but she was either late stage one or early stage two. At the time I thought her paperwork looked genuine. All this being said, much of the treatment etc she's spoken of since, she could very easily have gotten from internet forum groups that deal with uterine cancer. The information available on sites like hystersisters is incredibly detailed and nearly always very consistent, so she could potentially bluff her way through conversations after reading up on the processes. I'm surprised shes using terms like "cancer free" and "her Dr agrees". I've just passed the 6 year mark since my surgery, and certainly not been told that by my specialists although after 5 years they tend to not follow you anymore. I suspect she might well be trying to convince herself that the cancer is gone simply so she can blow off her gyn/onc appointments, because guaranteed she's not happy having an internal pelvic examination every 3-6 months...and yes they still shove that speculum up there for a look around even with no cervix, uterus or ovaries.

Edit to add: They also would not have taken her fallopian tubes and ovaries at her age if she didn't have cancer. Thanks @Turd Fergusson for confirming she did indeed have a TAH BSO. I'm really stumped by why she was prescribed estrogen when she had an estrogenic cancer.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber's situation was clearly deemed necessitating the hysterectomy but they mitigated the anesthesia risk by using an epidural block rather than giving her general anesthesia....that's not commonplace, but the little she has detailed about that surgery and her recovery ring true that a spinal block of some kind was used. I don't remember exactly what Amber's paperwork said but she was either late stage one or early stage two. At the time I thought her paperwork looked genuine.

I'm surprised shes using terms like "cancer free" and "her Dr agrees". I've just passed the 6 year mark since my surgery, and certainly not been told that by my specialists although after 5 years they tend to not follow you anymore. I suspect she might well be trying to convince herself that the cancer is gone simply so she can blow off her gyn/onc appointments, because guaranteed she's not happy having an internal pelvic examination every 3-6 months...and yes they still shove that speculum up there for a look around even with no cervix, uterus or ovaries.

From the medical report:

History of Present Illness:

Chief Complaint Grade 1 Endometrial Cancer.

This 29 year old gravida 0 para 0 presents today for follow up after total abdominal hysterectomy, bilateral salpingo-ooophonectomy on July 15, 2020 with final pathology showing Stage 1B grade 2 Endometrial cancer (56% MMI; no lvsi). She had a CT scan earlier today showing stable abdominal and retroperitoneal adenopathy.

Medically, it does not make sense for her to use the terms "cancer-free" and "her Dr agrees". No oncologist would use the term cancer-free or agree that she is cancer-free after less than a year after diagnosis and surgery, and still doing follow-ups. The Dr probably said that they remove the main tumour and she deducted it means that she is free of cancer. Besides, they are evaluating her enlarged lymph nodes and this is the reason for the CT appointment.

 

[funtimesrun56]

So her defending herself in the live about not having sleep apnea was because she didnt stop breathing during the hysterectomy. If she had the spinal block would they keep her semi conscious like during a csection?

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Christ, I forgot about her hymen repair claim

I can certainly concede that I am ignorant on much of this topic, and that I am blinded by how obnoxiously sophomoric and vapid I find Hamber but would rather stand corrected than ass backwards wrong. I'm not trying to pry for details, but I am just curious in your opinion based on your experience... is there any legitimacy to the possibility that she wasn't diagnosed with cancer exactly, but given her weight and other chronic health issues, the risk and prognosis was bad enough to perform surgery as a preventative measure?

I know the answer will be 'because she's a dumb narcissist' but it's just so curious why she would lie about certain parts about her cancer, if she legit had it.. like why add in the part about the hymen repair that's just so ridiculous, it seems almost on purpose as bait

Most likely her ‘dainty’ hole tore during procedure & they threw a stitch or two in her. Back in the day there was a term for this. Husband stitch? Something like that? It’s pretty common after Vaginal child birth. I’m sure the magical ‘new hymen’ was from Ambers mind, not a drs conversation.
I remember a video from Amber stating that some dr was just so upfront about her having sleep apnea and Amber was thrilled because finally someone believes her symptoms... Now she doesn’t wanna ‘suffer’ from sleep apnea?! Wtf Amber. Pick one
PS/ to the mods, love y’all. I edited this post a bunch to add to it instead of triple posting like usually do. I know, fuck me, I’m a faggot. Just pointing out that I’m trying to change. Peace an love y’all.

 

[boner_alert]

At the absolute minimum she must have been diagnosed with complex hyperplasia with atypical cells to warrant the hysterectomy. In layman's terms thats a very thick endometrial lining where the cell changes are already showing pre-cancerous cells. My gyn/oncologist when running through the stages etc said "make no mistake that's still cancer" even though it's pretty much considered stage 0. If that was the case though I don't believe they would have operated on her due to her size, as at this stage they tend to just use progesterone to hold the cells at bay until the patient loses enough weight to safely operate, which is how Life by Jen was being treated (also Amanda from season 2 of Family by the Ton). Amber's situation was clearly deemed necessitating the hysterectomy but they mitigated the anesthesia risk by using an epidural block rather than giving her general anesthesia....that's not commonplace, but the little she has detailed about that surgery and her recovery ring true that a spinal block of some kind was used. I don't remember exactly what Amber's paperwork said but she was either late stage one or early stage two. At the time I thought her paperwork looked genuine. All this being said, much of the treatment etc she's spoken of since, she could very easily have gotten from internet forum groups that deal with uterine cancer. The information available on sites like hystersisters is incredibly detailed and nearly always very consistent, so she could potentially bluff her way through conversations after reading up on the processes. I'm surprised shes using terms like "cancer free" and "her Dr agrees". I've just passed the 6 year mark since my surgery, and certainly not been told that by my specialists although after 5 years they tend to not follow you anymore. I suspect she might well be trying to convince herself that the cancer is gone simply so she can blow off her gyn/onc appointments, because guaranteed she's not happy having an internal pelvic examination every 3-6 months...and yes they still shove that speculum up there for a look around even with no cervix, uterus or ovaries.

Edit to add: They also would not have taken her fallopian tubes and ovaries at her age if she didn't have cancer. Thanks @Turd Fergusson for confirming she did indeed have a TAH BSO. I'm really stumped by why she was prescribed estrogen when she had an estrogenic cancer.

Thank you for taking the time to clarify with this detailed response. With Hamber, it's always a struggle for me to try to figure out between

• She's a delusional and extreme attention whore who will do/say anything to satisfy her addiction to attention and undeserved praise finally be recognized as the insanely hot, fit boss babe she is

Vs.

• She's a product of meth and inbred bloodlines, barely operating above the mentally delayed level of the line of tards she takes advantage of her girlfriends and is not capable of creating or maintaining lies an adult would find plausible