🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hater238704 said:
H8r! She's 517.8 and has never been an ounce or 572.4. She's so above MSHPL!!
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How dare I forget that she is now svelte! Our gorl is daintier than ever, and it was truly dispekful of me not to recognize the weight loss that she put a lot of work into and wasn't at all, in inny way, related to prolonged anemia and uterine cancer!
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
Unfortunate reality is that a camper van (technically a Class B rig) or even the smallest of Class A or Class C motorhomes does not have the passageway clearance for Amber's frame. Simply put, she's too fat to squeeze from one end of the rig to the other. Source - long-term camper in a small setup. She wouldn't be able to fit between the kitchen area and the dining area in any setup less than 25 feet in length that doesn't have slideouts or doesn't have its slideouts extended. Technically she could fit in mine (it's a rather unique build), but she exceeds the weight capacity of the boards that support the bed in back, so nope. And she's too wide to fit into my wet bath, so she'd be incapable of showering.

Then there's the issue of slideout weight capacity. Smaller campers featuring slideouts don't have the weight-handling capacity for AL to be in the sliding section, as smaller slideouts typically are rated between 400-600 lbs and some of that weight is taken by any furniture placed upon them.

They can't afford the monster rigs with heavy duty slideouts that can handle up to 4000 lbs and have sufficient clearance for our resident butterball to shamble through.

Hell, I don't think she'd be able to fit through the standard RV door, now that I stare at one and ponder the possibilities. If anything, it'd be a very tight squeeze. And her weight would strain all but the most mighty of ladderwells to be able to reach said door in the first place.

Good dream, but ultimately it's that - a dream.
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Let's not forget that amber cheers in victory when steps down from the lowest curb. There's no way that weeble would alight from the RV. If she made it in, she'd never get back out.

Edited to add: you forgot to account for the massive swelling she gets when sitting for long periods, all of that lymphatic fluid backing up, because amber is sort of crammed in there.... the more she swells, the less room for anything else. Pretty soon, doors, windows and a notch cut out of the top will be necessary to accommodate all the swelleeeeen
 
So oddly enough i am in a cafe editing and Amberlynn Reid is a restricted term odd I know, I can watch and download her videos though but not commentary. This is oddly a starbucks in the UK that I know uses a US filter distributed by HR.

Really odd though to see our gorl become an abusive term
 
dollastoho said:
Yeah she can't even get up in that fancy bed.
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I was thinking about that 6 thousand dollar bed & I was wondering if the reason she doesn’t use it is more about the beds features. Like, some new beds can tell if you’re snoring, like Amber & her apnea, & the bed will raise itself to combat this. Super cool right?! I thought so, but maybe she’s too heavy and the motors would break. Thus, that bed is a catch all kitchen drawer now. Well. Until she’s ‘on track’

hotcheetospuffs said:
Replacing the Christ in Christmas with Lynn...
Amberlynn is like The Beatles, bigger than Jesus. Literally. Much bigger than Jesus.
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Ambers always arguing to herself In her bathroom about how ‘this IS a real job, I am a youTuBEr, & then she herself refuses to call her uploaded drivel ‘ a Vlog’. Gee Amber where do these ‘rumors’ come from type style.

Anti Pickle Serum said:
Also Amber kissed that little kid knowing full well there's no cure for herpes.
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Omg you guys! Just cause the baby has herpes now after Amber kissed it & stole slugs off the Mountain Dew in his sippy cup. You’re such disgusting type people. Like what? Everyone gets cold sores in the winter. Not just me & Destiny...Oh, DeStiNyyyy...Those dry bumpy broken out lips...that morning herpes crust...my everything situation in grave detail...what were we talking about?
 
Borbie Dahl said:
I was thinking about that 6 thousand dollar bed & I was wondering if the reason she doesn’t use it is more about the beds features. Like, some new beds can tell if you’re snoring, like Amber & her apnea, & the bed will raise itself to combat this. Super cool right?! I thought so, but maybe she’s too heavy and the motors would break. Thus, that bed is a catch all kitchen drawer now. Well. Until she’s ‘on track’
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not sure if the one she got knows when you are snoring but it is one of the fancy ones that raise your head and feet up (actually surprised she hasn't made Becky mount a TV to the wall in the bedroom). maybe she doesn't know how to use it, I can't remember seeing it in the up position
 
Borbie Dahl said:
I was thinking about that 6 thousand dollar bed & I was wondering if the reason she doesn’t use it is more about the beds features. Like, some new beds can tell if you’re snoring, like Amber & her apnea, & the bed will raise itself to combat this. Super cool right?! I thought so, but maybe she’s too heavy and the motors would break. Thus, that bed is a catch all kitchen drawer now. Well. Until she’s ‘on track’
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I think the height is a factor. Also bc it's memory foam and her big ass would sink so far they'd have to get her up with a winch everyday.
 
Yeah this vlogmas is ending fast, she is already reading the comments for 7 minutes to fill content also she translates those poor views as no money. from the other day she is only happy with 100k views that and its dead to her. Imagine your top viewed video is you announcing pre cancerous cells DLC.
 
I miss the old comment of the day system where some site would pick a random comment and it was always one of the funniest. Nothing beats Amberlynn holding out for sympathy and instead getting "😂😂😂😂 nobody cares"
 
NomiMalone said:
Juicy! This is also worth archiving because it showcases what a lying narcissist she really is.
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For the record, it's worth archiving Orko's videos because he has a history of deleting them.
 
🌲🎅 Hey Farmers. 🎅🌲

Christmas is coming, and I want you all to know how much I appreciate you, so I am giving you my gift early. It's a vlogmas video that is two years old, but went largely unnoticed, and I feel bold enough to claim it is in the top echelon of cringe content from your gorl. May I present to you the rare pilot episode of the ill-fated and discontinued Amberlynn Show, in which two fat toddlers deliver their attempt at what I can only assume is a grade school oral presentation of a practice interview assignment, complete with canned applause.
 
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