🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I think the most horrifying thing to me is just how much weight the two of them have put on between August and now. The number of calories they have to pound down to maintain their weight is crazy, and to eat even more to pack on the pounds? Astonishing.
 
Borbie Dahl said:
How is a 5 ft girl seemingly touching the ceiling sitting down?!? Amber could be an art school master class in perspective & angles.
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Well she's 5' 3" apparently, and not sure how to reply to this without a pl, but Albert has 3 inches on me and I regularly catch my head on the ceiling of my sons car (driving or passenger) 🤷🏻‍♀️

In her case though can only be her massive shelf-ass making her higher because it appears she isn't sat straight upright like I do, she looks sideways and slightly reclined to me?

I'm not familiar with how much 'headroom' their car has, but surely Becky is taller than Amber?

Whatever, I can only imagine cramming 600lbs of body into that cockpit must push everything upwards and sideways

I haven't a clue how Becky manages to change gears either...
 
EvaBraunsGhost said:
I haven't a clue how Becky manages to change gears either...
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LOL, as if Becky has enough functioning brain cells to drive a manual transmission. This is 'Murica, where 99.5% of the population drives an automatic. As long as she can ram that thing into Drive and Park, and occasionally Reverse, they're golden.
 
8008135 said:
LOL, as if Becky has enough functioning brain cells to drive a manual transmission. This is 'Murica, where 99.5% of the population drives an automatic. As long as she can ram that thing into Drive and Park, and occasionally Reverse, they're golden.
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I dunno, I've seen stupidier, white trash than Becky drive a manual. She definitely has more braincells than AL, so she could learn to drive manual in a weekend or two. I could be wrong, but that car also has a CVT. If it does, that little car is the GOAT. It's slinging around heavy cargo on the daily.
 
Black-coffee-queen said:
This shocks my eyeballs, every time i see that shelf ass. It's like a bustle that ladies in the 1700's wore under their dresses. Just imagine a huge bean bag shoved down the Back of ya knickers and then trying to sit in a car. Hell fire!
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Bustles would compress. Shelf asses do not. But yeah, you're not wrong. It's absolutely freaky no matter what logic you try to apply to having an "appendage" like that.

Seen some smaller versions of same at WoMart, but Hamber is Slaaay Kqueen in the shelf-ass Olympics. I'm thinking Guinness territory world wide.
 
Dead Memes said:
It's officially been a week since amber broke 100K views.

Better get back to drama whoring for that coin hammy.
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She always gets less views when she uploads daily. This isn’t anything special. If she went back to 3x a week, her views would go up. Her audience hasn’t gotten any less retarded or obsessed, don’t get excited.
 
mythical mother said:
She always gets less views when she uploads daily. This isn’t anything special. If she went back to 3x a week, her views would go up. Her audience hasn’t gotten any less retarded or obsessed, don’t get excited.
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She's gotten 560k total views in the past 7 days. These strident declarations of Amber being days away from welfare and food stamps and Becky better be looking for a job are batshit fantasies propelled by fuck if I know. But it's like people are rubbing their hands together in anticipatory glee. It's weird. And the funny bit about it is they cannot be dissuaded from their certitude. They will not hear of it.
 
some cunt said:
Width vs. mass. Amberlynn is a big ol' butterball and cramming that titanic mass into a fairly small (compacted) amount of space requires some physics manipulation on her part. You're just used to seeing the inside of a car and not thinking it's that small because presumably you're not a 600lb behemoth.
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Is hard to put into perspective her size as we can't see her around normal size people, so next time you're in the passenger seat, move the seat all the way back and you going to be shocked by the amount of mass is required to stuff (struggling to close the door and having to lay down the seat) all that space (even in a smaller car).
StrawberryDouche said:
She's gotten 560k total views in the past 7 days. These strident declarations of Amber being days away from welfare and food stamps and Becky better be looking for a job are batshit fantasies propelled by fuck if I know. But it's like people are rubbing their hands together in anticipatory glee. It's weird. And the funny bit about it is they cannot be dissuaded from their certitude. They will not hear of it.
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I know people get frustrated about her making all that money doing fuck all, but now that WLS is completely out of the table, impatient treatment was never an option and any kind of diet will ever work for her, she more than ever need her circus pennies to stuff herself and her parasite thumb to oblivion.
She can eat anything her heart desires while playing with kid's legos.
This is what I'm here for, dance pig, dance.
 
some cunt said:
Width vs. mass. Amberlynn is a big ol' butterball and cramming that titanic mass into a fairly small (compacted) amount of space requires some physics manipulation on her part. You're just used to seeing the inside of a car and not thinking it's that small because presumably you're not a 600lb behemoth.
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Came across this in my shopping crap for the season. This would be comedy gold if they tried to stuff their fatasses into these. They could even drive into the store with them, and haul their groceries!

Coupes!

StrawberryDouche said:
She's gotten 560k total views in the past 7 days. These strident declarations of Amber being days away from welfare and food stamps and Becky better be looking for a job are batshit fantasies propelled by fuck if I know. But it's like people are rubbing their hands together in anticipatory glee. It's weird. And the funny bit about it is they cannot be dissuaded from their certitude. They will not hear of it.
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They're going to have a long wait. This shallow, vapid creature is not going to stop eating or mindlessly consuming cheap trinkets to hoard up the apartment, and people are never not going to watch a trainwreck.

Edited because I shouldn't walk away after hitting reply without checking if the target image was denied for third party includes and the image won't load. Sorry.
 
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Holy shit I noticed and I think my theory is correct in the wrapping Becky's present she in using her gut to prop herself up standing and to take weight off.

fuck that's dark or burnt orange in this sentiment.
 
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