🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Amber has never cared about her pets health before, she won't even do minor shit like nail clipping or brushing. She won't even get them chipped or put collars on them. She also at one point claimed there was no vet available and then went out to eat just down the street from where a vet was very much available.

Triple posting, but this too. Did she finally get Twonk chipped? Usually a vet will want to chip an untagged pet while doing something under anesthesia (usually a spay/neuter) since it's put in with a large needle. Wonder if she'll get pressured on that.

 

[crungy spingus]

but if she went to a discount vet where the staff really don't care, then it's possible.

i would imagine with the combo of OKC plus amber, this is would be the case. low cost clinics are rapid fire and they do not take extra time for shave aesthetics.

i can see why people don't think it happened at all and she's just fabricating fake evidence (that's very possible), just not for the reasons the commenters and desperate redditors were insisting.

it does seem weird she wouldn't use the mass to pity grub more, but maybe after the """"rarity got out"""" saga she's actually afraid of more pet backlash.

if so, heh. good.

 

[mastergabe]

A small YT channel named "Always Ymir" referenced a video from TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UHS1h1/

The math ain't mathing? I always suspected the fat narc fucked with the scale, so to offset the scale by 100 elbees, (which is probably about as difficult as staging a Twinkie photo with a cone on her head and poorly shaved "stitches") means she lied thru her teeth referencing 572.4 every time...that checks out because 672.4 smells more like bedbound.

 

[Calories]

A small YT channel named "Always Ymir" referenced a video from TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UHS1h1/

The math ain't mathing? I always suspected the fat narc fucked with the scale, so to offset the scale by 100 elbees, (which is probably about as difficult as staging a Twinkie photo with a cone on her head and poorly shaved "stitches") means she lied thru her teeth referencing 572.4 every time...that checks out because 672.4 smells more like bedbound.

Also this:

593.6 which is close to the math in the tiktok video.

Every now and then people remember this and start discussing why she said that. Just a lil oopsie? She said she'd lost 15 pounds as well, so she was 15 elbees more than that?

There are 600+ elbee truthers and deniers when discussing this clip.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

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“I was making so much money that I didn’t NEED to save any” is the most room temp IQ statement I’ve ever heard. She should be fucking embarrassed to say this out loud like it’s some sort of gotcha moment.

This is genuine trailer trash mentality lmao.

She has a tenuous relationship with her mother even though they go to bingo together. Her mom will have said all sorts of things behind her back. She will have heard all the dirt from Tammy, including things we probably haven't seem spilled online. But Amber's still willing to torch that relationship anytime she's pissed, and assume she can guilt her way right back in.

Honestly Aunt Tammy is a loon but I can believe when she said she didn't want Amberlynn around Mamalynn fresh out of prison because Amberlynn is terrible to her.

Aunt Tammy said something along the lines of Amberlynn can't NOT bring up the fact that Mamalynn was an addict during her childhood and Amberlynn constantly guilt tripped her about it. This was stuff that happened 15 years ago, and probably still happens because Amberlynn hasn't changed since then.

While I don't really have sympathy for Mamalynn because she's a piece of shit too, it's probably annoying as fuck to deal with in day-to-day. That's also why I don't think Mamalynn will let Amber move in with her if it comes to that.

The convenient timing - Twinkie just suddenly had surgery scheduled just as Amber loses monetization. Surgery that she's never mentioned before and for something she was already told was benign.

I genuinely think Amberlynn made that up because people wouldn't care if she had a crybaby health journey story. Twinkie has had these bumps on her since either Gaycare era or the Luxury Kentucky Apartment era.

A majority of viewers don't care if Amber goes to the hospital or has high blood pressure like she was crying about a couple months ago lol.

She knows that people are always harping on taking care of Twinkie, so I think Twinkie had to be the "escape goat" to get money.

(She also wants to look like a better pet owner since the Rarity situation type deal because that was Emily's fault, not her's guises)

 

[Fried Oreos]

I can't believe this oversized oaf faked her own dog's surgery for some sympathy donations so she can keep stuffing her face. She shaved poor Twonkers for nothing. I'd bet my last shekel she will slip up and show the lump on camera again one day.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

So if we are to take fat Amber at face value (which you should never do) with her $700 surgery cost, she has made almost double that after taxes from her cameos alone.

Handout Grandma and Methlynn didn't and shouldn't have had to intervene if there was a surgery. It's really fucking gross she put that in any social media in the first place as we all know she had enough money to cover a $700 surgery. She was acting overly distressed in order to paint the picture it was a much larger cost than that.

Just really covered in yuck. Way to fall into the lolcow gone grifter mould real nicely. Which is an accomplishment cause she's so fuckin FAT

 

[RabbleRouser]

Could it have just been a biopsy and Amber ran with it as a full on surgery?

I've known vets that would shave the lump just to palpate it and maybe perform a quick little fine needle aspirate type biopsy to see if removing it is a pressing issue or not. Depends on what the owner is willing and able to pay for.

I agree that Amber is too lazy to go so far as to shave her dog for a grift, but she's definitely got a piggy opportunist streak that would see ol' Twonk's tragic fatty lump as a perfect avenue to indirectly beg for more money. I just don't think she'd ever miss an opportunity to boo-hoo about poor Twinkie's stitches and humblebrag even more about what a great fur momma she is for doing the bare minimum for that dog.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Your sister is a dumb cunt and so are you.

Its amazing to see Amber created fake reviews for her cameos. That must be what she is doing at her typing job

 

[dui andy]

About Twinkies surgery
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Reddit doesn’t believe her.
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I know nothing about vet shaving, and Reddit is Reddit, so idk what to believe.

I might be late but some insight:

For twinkies "surgery" to cost ~$700 means its not a surgery. A "surgery" for a lipoma removal is easily over that price and WOULD be a surgery where the animal has to go under anesthesia, even if under 30 minutes and it gets surgerically removed.

Amber states it was a cyst - that price is more consistent for that of abcessed cyst removal when it has grown to a size resembling a fatty tumor but the difference obviously is it doesnt fell fatty. The vet aspirates the site, examines on a slide- quick cytology determined its not fat cells which can look yellow- but if it struggled to come out the syringe and they looked adequately under a light it can reveal pus. For it to take this long for it to be discovered as a cyst means the following:

Amber pays cheap for vet care. As a basic cytology (not a histogram) can be over $300.

Amber is retarded. Owners would notice and be alarmed if a fatty tumor has grown and by the time they have check up for vaccines or minor ailment so about 3 to 6 months after the initial cytology (if performed) or notation of the cyst. If she sees private practices (most likely), they ask if it has grown : Yes or No. Amber would say: "No I dont think so" because she never leaves the house and the doctor has not measured the cyst. Either due to vet hopping or neglect.

Amber waited until audience to grow concern. She gets it checked out. Oh no it should be removed even if non cancerous cause now it has Swiss cheese puss inside of it and this is EXTREMELY PAINFUL* therefore your pet must be sedated.

Amber equates minor sedated procedure as surgery.


Twinkie more than likely received dexdomitor and propofol injection, shes small. If not then maybe midozalom and something else if the doctor is spicy. Twinkie was dropped off as a drop off appointment. Amber signed a waiver in case Twinkie dies, automatically. For cyst drains and removals its literally not that serious lmao. Twinkie was scantily cut into, debulk/debriefed, site was flushed and cleaned, then stitched up.

Amber did not pay for the e-collar the vet provided to save more money. Amber probably denied taking home antibiotics and pain management medication. The shave job it is that of a appointment slot/quick whatever on the wet-table procedure in the middle of the day when appointments are slow and a doctor is free.

Source: NYC; vet tech

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Aunt Tammy was in Jordy’s chat last night and said ALR mailed boxes upon boxes of her shitty earrings to Mamalynn when her used earring business failed.

Her mother really is just a dumping ground for shit she doesn’t want and a ride share.

The fuck a methed out 50+ gonna do with hundreds of cheap shit earrings?

 

[NeverCopeAgain]

I wonder if Amber will be the thing that comes between Mammalyn and her boyfriend? He looks miserable/fed up in that bingo haul. Imagine you're in your 50s and your partner is now playing catch-up mummy to their mid 30s daughter.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Imagine you're in your 50s and your partner is now playing catch-up mummy to their mid 30s daughter.

Especially a fail-daughter that will clearly be bedbound within a couple years at most. Mamalynn will be guilted into either physically caretaking Amber, or paying for lots of "treats" to be sent to Amber in a nursing home.

 

[Even more 8008135]

... is now playing catch-up mummy to their 600 pound, unwashed, counter-ass-wiping, psychotic mid 30s daughter.

 

[It's Never Leprosy]

Honestly? I think a SNF could be her best outcome here. Structure, a schedule, a semblance of an attempt at controlling her diet, treatment for her constant cellulitis, she'd be around people but not to the extent she could do them any harm...it could be really, really good for her (and everyone else in her orbit) in a lot of ways.

Plus we know it would bring Emily running at least a few times a year, she loves that as-the-end-nears-bedbound phase. It's her favorite.

Amber could even still play with her laygos. It's kind of a dream scenario for her, all things considered.

Best of all, no goddamn pets.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

I think a SNF could be her best outcome here

Thats Skilled Nursing Facility for those unaware. And I completely agree. Unfortuntately our fattest of ambers doesn't know what that is or how to apply for insurance or how to even con the taxpayers to pay for it. I also think she's way too narc to handle being told what to do by staff and would probably have a manic narc breakdown over fast food or something. She'll start throwing shit like she did with all of her partners.

"I'm sorry nurse, the binge monster mentuls is are scary D:"

She is a literal toddler with the ability to adopt animals and order doordash

Edit: Also her black friday sale on cameo ended automatically at midnight and the prices are back up to $80 though I suspsect a price decrease on the horizon soon.

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Aunt Tammy was in Jordy’s chat last night and said ALR mailed boxes upon boxes of her shitty earrings to Mamalynn when her used earring business failed.

Her mother really is just a dumping ground for shit she doesn’t want and a ride share.

This is something a lot of shopaholic hoarders do. They CONSTANTLY off load shit on other friends and family members for the following purposes -

1) Excess - Allows them to buy more stuff
2) Dopamine - hit of look how kinda and caring I am giving away my nice things
3) Leverage - I gave you so much stuff, why aren't you doing this for me now!?!?
4) Control - Make your fams house look the way you want it. Nag them if they don't have an item you got them on display.

This shit should be studied, it's way more common than just some hog on an Oklahoman Shartle Ave

 

[Laygs For Days]

While this is true and I do think she's lying, I dont think the cone is proof. I had a pet have major surgery and the plastic cone made eating and drinking extremely difficult so I went out to the store the day I brought him home and got a soft cone.

I doubt Amber would think about what would make her pet more comfortable, in general.

Could it have just been a biopsy and Amber ran with it as a full on surgery?

Just wanted to throw in my tiny 2 cents on the dog thing since I have an elderly dog who actually has a bunch of fatty "tumors"/lumps. When they first started showing up I was obviously concerned and the vet said that usually they're just fatty masses dogs get as they age but even if they are tumors, there's a good chance they're benign. She said she'd do a biopsy to be sure. It was done that day and there was no need to shave my dog for it. Just took a sample and waited for the results. He's since gotten more and it's always the same M.O. and also no need to remove them, he's just super lumpy, like a tiny, adorable, cronenbergian nightmare.

I didn't think she was this bad but this is some skeevy shit, shaving your dog for some dry begging. (Then I remember she let her cat out over a mid baby dyke.) I think 2026, these cows get put out to pasture and we get a new herd.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Its awake and making cameos. These are likely from her shilling her cameo on the instagram Q&A's.

New Cameo Videos
#35 @ 15:16 CST @ $80
#36 @ 15:19 CST @ $80
#37 @ 15:23 CST @ $80
#38 @ 15:27 CST @ $80

Running total : $2957 (Net ~$1464 ) (Use pre-tax/cut figure for maximum potential)

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

googled ALR. Wtf is this?