🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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w4vy_gr4vy said:
Running out of jobs here. Store greeter? She'd never get anything done for all the customers lining up to tell her how beautiful and sweet smelling she is. Round up loose trolleys in the car park? Only if they're magnetically drawn to her gravitational pull. Free sample jockey who hands out freebies to the customers? She'd eat them all. Just like our gorl, I'm struggleeeeeeen...
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One of my local grocery stores has a megafat who only works the sample display. She's very close to Amber's size but taller. Now, I wouldn't trust Amber to do that job, because like you said she'd just eat all the samples.
 
RabbleRouser said:
Lots of people change out the cones offered by the vet, especially if their pet doesn't like or adapt to the hard plastic ones.
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Do you really honestly and truly believe big Al the cat killer would care enough and not be lazy enough to actually do this for her dog. Somehow I doubt it lol
 
Clotso Coof said:
There are heavy duty bariatric wheelchairs that can hold her weight and size, but none are motorized.
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Life by Jen had “big wheelie” which was as definitely motorised, and she was even bigger than ALR.
Clotso Coof said:
Amber would probably be more willing to be seen in public driving a scooter vs being pushed in a wheelchair.
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I’m in two minds about this, and have used both in the past after having a foot surgery. On the one hand, people seem more empathetic and polite when you are in a wheelchair because they know you are disabled in someway. Her on a scootypuff just looks like a lazy fat fuck who can’t be bothered walking.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Mamalynn must've told her "no" to something so it's time to ✨ guilt trip ✨
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Even if true, that's incredibly shitty to say when you know your recovering meth addict mother will read it. Marry Christmas, Mom! I'm guessing her mother said she can't move in next month and won't give her money.

She has a tenuous relationship with her mother even though they go to bingo together. Her mom will have said all sorts of things behind her back. She will have heard all the dirt from Tammy, including things we probably haven't seem spilled online. But Amber's still willing to torch that relationship anytime she's pissed, and assume she can guilt her way right back in.

But it's bullshit. We all know Amber wanted one of those huge sheet cakes from Costco for Christmas.
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
Do you really honestly and truly believe big Al the cat killer would care enough and not be lazy enough to actually do this for her dog. Somehow I doubt it lol
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I mean, she did. That's most likely not a cone she got from a vet office so she obviously bought it. Whether she bought it because she's such a benevolent pet owner and is just so concerned about her 'fur baby's' comfort or not I couldn't say, but definitely wouldn't bet on it.

My thoughts are leaning towards either the lump removal site looks like such a nothing burger that she doesn't want to show it off because it won't get her the sympathy grift bucks she's looking for, or, she never got the surgery, just had the lump looked at and it was shaved during that procedure but no surgery has actually happened.
 
Clotso Coof said:
We would've seen a much bigger reaction from Amber if she got zero money on the 21st,
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This is why she isn't having a huge reaction, she has a little extra.

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It's not like a normal company where monthly paychecks are being send out through a payment/financial department. It's a programme within youtube that calculates and transfers the money. Monetized channels have an account on that programme through the Youtube partnership.

When the account is put on hold by Youtube, which is automated in case of strikes and violations, it's not transferring any money.

The end user (in this case Amber) can try to remove the "on hold" by appealing. When denied, you need to reapply for a new payment account. (I don't think you get a whole new one, could also be that they reactivate the old one but it's not important)

This is also why creating a new channel won't work, your suspension is connected to your personal information. Unless you use someone else's personal info you won't get paid untill it's resolved.

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Clotso Coof said:
Even if true, that's incredibly shitty to say when you know your recovering meth addict mother will read it. Marry Christmas, Mom! I'm guessing her mother said she can't move in next month and won't give her money.

She has a tenuous relationship with her mother even though they go to bingo together. Her mom will have said all sorts of things behind her back. She will have heard all the dirt from Tammy, including things we probably haven't seem spilled online. But Amber's still willing to torch that relationship anytime she's pissed, and assume she can guilt her way right back in.

But it's bullshit. We all know Amber wanted one of those huge sheet cakes from Costco for Christmas.
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I think now that her wee cherub has found herself unemployed the cracks in this relationship between Amber and Mammlyn will really start to show. Every relationship in Amber's life- platonic, romantic, familial, you name it- is purely transactional and Amber will play the "BuT mUh ChIlDhOoD!1" card to the fullest to guilt trip her family into keeping her in the lifestyle to which she's become accustomed. Karma has come to collect it's due for all the years Amber spent bouncing (lol) around the care system and it only accepts payments in car rides and door dash.
 
Maybe I'm retarded but I'm not gonna really believe Twinkie had surgery until she shows it.
The convenient timing - Twinkie just suddenly had surgery scheduled just as Amber loses monetization. Surgery that she's never mentioned before and for something she was already told was benign.
Amber has never cared about her pets health before, she won't even do minor shit like nail clipping or brushing. She won't even get them chipped or put collars on them. She also at one point claimed there was no vet available and then went out to eat just down the street from where a vet was very much available.
The Amazon-purchased cone.
Not showing the surgery site and weird-ass shaving.
The fact this is Amber Lynn Reid who thinks nothing about killing her pets if she thinks it will benefit her.

It's not out of the realm of possibility, sure. Maybe this is the first thing in her life that she's totally telling the truth about.

RabbleRouser said:
My thoughts are leaning towards either the lump removal site looks like such a nothing burger that she doesn't want to show it off because it won't get her the sympathy grift bucks she's looking for, or, she never got the surgery, just had the lump looked at and it was shaved during that procedure but no surgery has actually happened.
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Could it have just been a biopsy and Amber ran with it as a full on surgery?
 
Fat Gorl is awake and making Cameos. Editing as they come in. This batch are the orders from the last 48 hours. Her black friday sale is still active.

Pink Bellies for all involved in this degeneracy. Looks like using twonk as a WEAPON has gotten her some sympathy cameos.

New Cameo Videos
#29 @ 11:06 CST @ $64
#30 @ 11:11 CST @ $64
#31 @ 11:15 CST @ $64
#32 @ 11:19 CST @ $64
#33 @ 11:24 CST @ $64
#33 @ 11:27 CST @ $64
#34 @ 11:32 CST @ $64

Running total : $2637 (Net ~$1305 ) (Use pre-tax/cut figure for maximum potential)
 
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crungy spingus said:
redditors going full retard already!

theyre not going to shave more hair just to "square up" her lines, hair takes a long time to grow back.

even with the poor photo quality it also definitely looks to be shaved to the skin, you can see the volume and height difference in the surrounding hair.

the only reason they want to see the incision is so they can start the "As SoMeOnE wHo* (insert lie about employment) or compare it to their dogs surgery that died 9 years ago and how they would have NEVER left them at home to go terrorize church chairs at the Bingo!!!!!

they're actually hysterical
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I've been trying really hard not to sperg and powerlevel about this but, vetmedfag here. And they absolutely would square up the lines. The hair has to grow back anyways. Shaving is taken very seriously in the vet world as it's the only thing the pet owner will see (other than the suture lines). Shitty shave jobs make the surgical site look shoddy, and can and will make the client think that you did a poor job during the surgery itself. So either the vet tech/assistant actually did a shitty job, which any self respecting vet med staff would frown upon, or amber did it herself. I find the shave job suspicious, personally, but if she went to a discount vet where the staff really don't care, then it's possible.

I do agree that it probably is shaved down to the skin. Clippers with a short blade, shaving in reverse, get the hair plenty short for surgery, and dog skin is not pink or flesh colored, so it won't stand out. I just find it suspicious she won't show the incision.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Running total : $2445 (Net ~$1210 ) (Use pre-tax/cut figure for maximum potential)
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Still shocks me every time you post that people are genuinely paying for her bullshit cameos. I guess I just assumed everyone saw how shitty of a human she is and wouldn't want to support her. Nice to see there's still retards in the world that make me feel a bit smarter than average.
 
Aqueous Kiwi said:
I just find it suspicious she won't show the incision.
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Same here. We all know she loves buying shit off Amazon so the cone is a non-starter. Soon as I saw that my first thought went to how the stitches were covered by the text box in such a convenient way.
My thinking is that she's greatly exaggerating the severity of the situation for sympathy and money. If it was just a lipoma removal then the site should be fairly small.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Fat Gorl is awake and making Cameos. Editing as they come in. This batch are the orders from the last 48 hours. Her black friday sale is still active.

Pink Bellies for all involved in this degeneracy. Looks like using twonk as a WEAPON has gotten her some sympathy cameos.

New Cameo Videos
#29 @ 11:06 CST @ $64
#30 @ 11:11 CST @ $64
#31 @ 11:15 CST @ $64
#32 @ 11:19 CST @ $64
#33 @ 11:24 CST @ $64
#33 @ 11:27 CST @ $64
#34 @ 11:32 CST @ $64

Running total : $2637 (Net ~$1305 ) (Use pre-tax/cut figure for maximum potential)
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Amber basically ends with 50%
 
p0e said:
New thirst trap for Emily dropped

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“Hey ladies, who wants to deal with the way I smell, the shit stains I leave on counters, cleaning up after me, doing everything for the pets, take me everywhere I want to go on demand, play choosey on demand, tolerate my “bpd meltdowns” regularly, do the sex for hours, AND pay for everything for this 600 pounder - from food to bills?”

Stranger things have happened, I guess it’s more exciting than job hunting. Priorities!
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Your sister is a dumb cunt
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Her sister is Emily or some pervert troon.
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
Still shocks me every time you post that people are genuinely paying for her bullshit cameos.
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I thought her cameo purchases would've petered out by now. But I keep forgetting that a small percentage of Amber's viewers are genuine fans.

Just like Chantal, she's a sympathetic figure and parasocial friend to far more people than you'd expect. She gets girlfriends from the same weirdo trashy crowd.
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
My thinking is that she's greatly exaggerating the severity of the situation for sympathy and money.
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That's my guess. She's too lazy to shave a spot on a dog for an internet hoax, but she'd pretend some small bump removal was open heart surgery for drama. Maybe her mother bought the soft collar.
 
Lesbian Grandma said:
While this is true and I do think she's lying, I dont think the cone is proof. I had a pet have major surgery and the plastic cone made eating and drinking extremely difficult so I went out to the store the day I brought him home and got a soft cone.
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I know someone whose pet got surgery and they did a soft cone upsell in the office for that reason. That said, Amberlynn lies and is fat, so it's anyone's guess now.
 
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