🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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You have to be kidding. Chantal is nearly a decade older than Amber, and on her second bankruptcy. At least Amber puts away enough money to pay her taxes. Chantal just blows through her entire pay it doesn’t even last through until the next payday.
I meant self-aware of her own destructive behaviour and how much of a mess she is. Amber is smug. she can do no wrong. Don't get it twisted, they're both very similar, but there's a reason so many reactors like milktea or pulpy can barely stand Amber, and it's her smugness and lack of self-awareness. Chantal knows she's a slob, she knows she's a freak of nature, even though at times she hides and is delusional also.
 
Some shots taken in the wild. Possibly same day as twonk surgery. Ain't no way she's under 600.
I think Dispektful Molments on Instagram confirmed from the lady who took these images (there was also a selfie of this girl and Amber) that it was the day of Twinkie's surgery. So her elderly dog allegedly had surgery, and she left her when she returned from surgery to go to bingo for hours, where anything could have happened. She could have gotten out of the cone and chewed at her stitches, jumped up on something, and the stitches would have torn or broken or caused irritation and inflammation, and Romeo could have very easily caught the wound while playing. Some cats even become aggressive to other cats that have been to the vet (I have seen this a lot in my own job) because of the change in small and also disinfectant smell used to clean the area before surgery.

Absolutely stupid of this woman to do that.

About Twinkies surgery
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Reddit doesn’t believe her.
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I know nothing about vet shaving, and Reddit is Reddit, so idk what to believe.

Although shaving isn't always perfect for a vet tech, I will say they will ALWAYS shave down to skin. Any hair interfering with the area is a risk of infection. Think of when you get a tattoo, artists will use those cheap razors or a blade to get the closest shave to your skin as any hair growing or remaining int he area can cause infection or irritation of the wound while it's recovering.
 
I am stunned that she actually thought she didn’t need any kind of emergency savings beyond what she saved for taxes because what she got paid from YouTube was generous, or whatever the fuck she said. I knew she was stupid, but not to that level. Wow.
 
I am stunned that she actually thought she didn’t need any kind of emergency savings beyond what she saved for taxes because what she got paid from YouTube was generous, or whatever the fuck she said. I knew she was stupid, but not to that level. Wow.
I mean, if you think about it, she's just going through the same cycle as her mother or father did. Chase their addictions by any means, don't save for the future.
 
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“I was making so much money that I didn’t NEED to save any” is the most room temp IQ statement I’ve ever heard. She should be fucking embarrassed to say this out loud like it’s some sort of gotcha moment.
She treats her (Becky's?) bank balance the way she does her points allowance when she gives Weight Watchers their quarterly donations. She feels compelled to eat every single one of her allocated calories (and then some) because as far as she's concerned it's a target to reach and not a limit to stay under. Once our bossbabe economics queen gorlypawp set aside x amount for taxes and bills, everything else was fair game.

Gorlypawp was earning tens of thousands a *month*, even setting aside half of that for bills/tax/saveeens for emergencies such as demonitsation or Twonk needing surgery would have probably left her $10k+ a month to spend on fucking chooseys and ubereats. Managing to actually spend down to the last like that on bits of colourful plastic from some chink dropshopper and diet cokes from McDonald's is impressive. Disgusting, but impressive. Amber must have had what she needed to keep calculated down to the very last cent so that she could spunk the rest of it because obviously being a spectacle on YouTube for a niche audience is a very safe and secure career that definitely can't be taken from someone in an instant. Oh wait...
 
I’m really hoping she did NOT leave her elderly pet alone and unsupervised after just coming home from surgery. I’m not going to sperg about all the numerous reasons why this, if true, is unconscionable but if it IS true Amby better be glad she’s been run off the internet already.

We haven’t forgotten that trip to Chili’s gorl.
#Twonklivesmatter
 
I’m really hoping she did NOT leave her elderly pet alone and unsupervised after just coming home from surgery. I’m not going to sperg about all the numerous reasons why this, if true, is unconscionable but if it IS true Amby better be glad she’s been run off the internet already.

We haven’t forgotten that trip to Chili’s gorl.
#Twonklivesmatter
It is possible, and I anticipate her saying, that she went to bingo whilst Twinkie was at the vets to get her mind off things.

My question is - Who was paying for the bingo?

Great!! Now the fat narc will be on Reddit and 🥝 full-time, unpaid! Which is what she deserves to be, not paid!!
Did anyone else read 'Goodbye' in the voice of the scale?
 
My question is - Who was paying for the bingo?
Mama-lyn or Hamber with the last of her money? Though I'm more convinced it was Mama-lyn since fatty over here isn't above guilt tripping her and throwing her shitty childhood back in her mothers face so she could fund her life for the next 90 days.
 
The idiots that bought her cameos.

Mind you I do think she was likely paid Nov 21st. I suspect YouTube had already done the payment run before they demonetised her.

She got demonitized on the 19th. This puts all payments on hold. She did not get any money.

If a person receives those payments afterwards depends on the reason the adsense got put on hold. In her case it's violation of community guidelines. This means that any earned adsense revenue is invalid.

A person can appeal this decision.
Her appeal got denied so she will not receive any money.

She can reapply for monetization but will not receive any money on previous content anymore. Unless the videos she decides to re-upload fully comply with the guidelines, but I don't think she's gonna take that risk, because she simply doesn't understand the guidelines at all at this point.

Also, she's lazy.
 
Lots of people change out the cones offered by the vet, especially if their pet doesn't like or adapt to the hard plastic ones. The shave job looks wonky, but I've seen a lot of vet clinics half-ass shave jobs when it's something minor like a lump removal as opposed to a spay or another more invasive/serious procedure. I do, however, find it hard to believe that after making such a big damn deal about this surgery that she wouldn't have them stitches front and center for maximum sympathy and attention-whoring.
'Privacy' my ass.

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I guess it's only a matter of time before she gets a retail job.
Imagine venturing into your local Wommart for some shopping situation type deal stuff only to be met with this lumbering sack of cooking oil behind the counter. Actually no, that wouldn't work because she can't fit. Okay, imagine venturing into your local Wommart only to be met with arms big enough to make Hulk Hogan blush stacking shelves. Wait, she can't walk so that won't do either. Ok so maybe you have to return an item and there she is behind the customer service desk? Hold on, everything is like so confuseeeeeeeen?? and she like?? Leduhrully doesn't understand what you mean this is like seeeeeeew hectiiiiic??

Running out of jobs here. Store greeter? She'd never get anything done for all the customers lining up to tell her how beautiful and sweet smelling she is. Round up loose trolleys in the car park? Only if they're magnetically drawn to her gravitational pull. Free sample jockey who hands out freebies to the customers? She'd eat them all. Just like our gorl, I'm struggleeeeeeen...
 
Store greeter? She'd never get anything done
Store greeter do things? Im pretty sure that's just one of those jobs walmart maintains for tax writes offs for employing the elderly and wards. Amber would fit right in.
 
I guess it's only a matter of time before she gets a retail job.
A lot of retail corporations are cracking down on employee social media representation. There's no way she actually has the stamina, skill, intelligence, focus, or care to actually do a retail job, but even if she did, she'd likely quickly get fired for doing lives on the job or uploading videos in uniform in the building or something.

Plus with her already prolific online history, the odds of a decent company hiring her are practically non-existent.
 
Thanks to this forum, I've spent an embarrassing amount of time looking up weight ratings and widths of chairs, vehicle seats, medical equipment and wheelchairs.

Her best bet for dependable seating is to bring a camping chair with her everywhere she goes. Jay Aprileo is roughly her size and has a camping chair. The APS King Kong(LOL) is rated up to 800 lbs and weighs 13 lbs. But Amber would find it too embarrassing to bring her own chair to bingo.

There are heavy duty bariatric wheelchairs that can hold her weight and size, but none are motorized. She could only get a push chair, which is what Evie uses. I doubt her mother could push 650-700 pounds (Amber plus the chair) very far. Most women would struggle with that, and her mom isn't athletic.

There aren't any scooters rated for her weight, but you see megafats driving extra-heavy duty scooters sometimes when they're over the weight rating. My 600 Lb Life has patients driving 500 lb max scooters. Amber would probably be more willing to be seen in public driving a scooter vs being pushed in a wheelchair.
I suspect YouTube had already done the payment run before they demonetised her.
I put it at 95 percent odds. The check would've needed to be stopped by the 20th, and the demonetization was the on 19th. Checks hitting on the 21st are sent in a scheduled file the day before (the 20th), and youtube has thousands of paychecks going out each month.

If this was a high profile case with a headline on the New York Times on the 19th, youtube would've pulled the transfer manually. But this was a routine demonetization of a minor-league channel. It's not like Mr Beast got demonetized.

We would've seen a much bigger reaction from Amber if she got zero money on the 21st, meaning she couldn't pay rent or buy door dash without draining her tax savings (that I suspect was undersaved anyway). We saw tears but not rage, and it felt performative for pity points.
“I was making so much money that I didn’t NEED to save any” is the most room temp IQ statement I’ve ever heard.
That sounds like a joke printed on a mug at some trashy store. You buy it for your funny aunt after her bankruptcy case is filed.

There's an infamous woman on Wisconsin's best body cam channel that keeps getting pulled over for her suspended drivers license due to unpaid tickets. She had 28 tickets as of a couple years ago.

The woman always explains that her car smells like weed because she smokes it everyday, and on her second video she bragged she only smokes the good (expensive) stuff. Then she says she can't afford to keep up with her DMV payment plan of 50/mo for her zillion tickets to keep her license active. That's Amber's mentality, only Amber does it bragging about her income instead of playing poor. "I don't need to save because I spend all my bigtime money!"
 
In hambers Q&A on insta she claims she responds to cameos within 5-15 hours usually.

I just want to point out she has completed 6 cameos in the last 4 days. She hasn't completed one in near 48 hours. Is it because its embarassing to only do two cameos a day fat amber? Is that why you wait to get 5+ so you can consider yourself the most popular gorl in school?

I suspect we will have a new batch in a couple of hours when the slumbering mound decides to get up.

As far as twinkie goes, I just always assume amber is manipulating language at the very least and outright lying at the worst. I don't trust anything that leaves her food vacuum.
 
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Lmao she's just gone riiight to feeder shit.
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Mamalynn must've told her "no" to something so it's time to ✨ guilt trip ✨
 
redditors going full retard already!

theyre not going to shave more hair just to "square up" her lines, hair takes a long time to grow back.

even with the poor photo quality it also definitely looks to be shaved to the skin, you can see the volume and height difference in the surrounding hair.

the only reason they want to see the incision is so they can start the "As SoMeOnE wHo* (insert lie about employment) or compare it to their dogs surgery that died 9 years ago and how they would have NEVER left them at home to go terrorize church chairs at the Bingo!!!!!

they're actually hysterical
 
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