🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Fee said:
I 10000% think this is her. Here she is in the blue version of the sweater and we know that hobo buys one of every color when she gets something.View attachment 7275515
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This photo has been floating around for a min and the general consciousness (if I remember correctly) is that this isn't her but is probably what she gonna look like at some point.

Fat people only have so many option so it's not surprising to see another fattie in a sweater.
 
Fee said:
I 10000% think this is her. Here she is in the blue version of the sweater and we know that hobo buys one of every color when she gets something.View attachment 7275515View attachment 7275533View attachment 7275536
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Nah not her. Amber still has something like a fold, or a curving in and outward, if you will, indicating where her knee should be (when seen from the front). The woman in this photo has no discernible knee at all anymore.
I don't doubt that Amber's ankle looks a lot like this, though.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
This photo has been floating around for a min and the general consciousness (if I remember correctly) is that this isn't her but is probably what she gonna look like at some point.

Fat people only have so many option so it's not surprising to see another fattie in a sweater.
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That photo gives an idea about what I said earlier though. Hambutt has MSHPL Amber Rachdi layyyyyggggs. And that girl had to use a terlet brush that disturbingly sank nearly the whole way into the folds. But at least she knew she had to scrub there.
Our Hambutt ain't doing that. So cellulitis can occur around those Scorn ballsack entities around her feet. Hell, she probably has an entire Scorn scenery happening in the thighs and crotchtal area.

Chinstraps has it. And Chinstraps is marginally smaller than Fat Albert.
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
Alright, you know how this goes, PreserveTube.

Opening full of reiterating already known information and shelf-patting on how she's using what she knows.

First meal is Arby's, crinkle fries, french dip sandwhich, and a diet coke. Fatty really tries to frame this as a victory.

Next meal, chicken sausage with some veggies, those being brussel sprouts, broccoli, caulflower, mini peppers, and scallions. Also corn. Naturally, in the process of making this, it was buried beaneath salty condiments. Once again presents this as a victory by contrasting it with what she eats off track.

This continues to before we get the next meal, where we once again get told what she'd eat if she was off track. Next meal will be diet coke and a pesto tortellini TV dinner. So nutrient free sodie slop and sodium food.

Snack time, and more on track vs off track talk I'm sure we've heard in many variations before. Anyways she's eating almond joy.
In a twist of "content", Hambo gives us a list of what she has eaten on an off track day in comparison.
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Anway, the food for thought questions.
1. If you had to improve one thing about today's food intake, what would it be?
Says she would Arby for dinner and have a regular breakfast instead.
2. Was there a moment you were about to fall off-track, but you stopped yourself?
No, she beat the intrusive thoughts today.
3. Would you consider today a successful day for you?
Yes.

The End.
Nothing happens in this. I have nothing to say.
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Holy fuck. Okay, yes, Hamber, what you ate wasn’t this bad, but your gauge of what is and isn’t acceptable as a meal is fucked. You can’t trust your own interpretation of what and how much you should eat. That’s why the definition you tried to spin of binge being ‘compared to what YOU normally eat’ is bullshit. Think about it, you could infinitely expand this list to be more, to be less healthy, so you can always have a baseline ‘it could be worse’ mentality. That’s why you’re here in the first place. Excuses. I didn’t eat ten candy bars at once, so it’s not THAT bad. I didn’t eat fifteen candy bars, so it’s not THAT bad. Rinse and repeat every day for years, and you’re nearly six hundred pounds. Stop trusting yourself.
 
Constellationzero said:
That photo gives an idea about what I said earlier though. Hambutt has MSHPL Amber Rachdi layyyyyggggs. And that girl had to use a terlet brush that disturbingly sank nearly the whole way into the folds. But at least she knew she had to scrub there.
Our Hambutt ain't doing that. So cellulitis can occur around those Scorn ballsack entities around her feet. Hell, she probably has an entire Scorn scenery happening in the thighs and crotchtal area.

Chinstraps has it. And Chinstraps is marginally smaller than Fat Albert.
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Amber always gave me Maja Radanovic vibes, in appearance and attitude. Maja is much taller (6ft 2) but when she was walking and they shot her from behind, I did a double take.
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Long, shittily ombré’d hair, cardigans, poop buns and layyyygins, and a victim complex the size of her gunt.
Swap out “Chrissschun you’re ruining everytheeeeeen!!” for Becky and voila.

Edit: added Maja’s height.
 
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What's even wilder is that Maja was 689 pounds, which is why anyone believing ALR's supposed weigh-ins or saying Anna O'Brien is "in the 400s" needs their head examined.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Lol an Amber Reid perfume! It had better be the strongest shit known to man given her target audience.
Shite, by Crappé - the new Ew de Toilet from Amberlynn “Washcloth” Reid
Retails at the same cost as her “sUPeR eXpEnSiVe” ($50) Ver-satch-eee perfume
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If Hamber tried to bottle and sell her own signature scent, it would just get her sued for being too similar to Liquid Ass. Not all of you will have had the misfortune of catching a whiff of this stuff (it came out when I was in high school and naturally a few retards found it the peak of hilarity), but if you know, you know.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Amber always gave me Maja Radanovic vibes, in appearance and attitude. Maja is much taller (6ft 2) but when she was walking and they shot her from behind, I did a double take.
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Long, shittily ombré’d hair, cardigans, poop buns and layyyygins, and a victim complex the size of her gunt.
Swap out “Chrissschun you’re ruining everytheeeeeen!!” for Becky and voila.

Edit: added Maja’s height.
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Yeah but Hambutt's attitude screams:

Penny
James King

Colesa--better stop at the BOOF-ett on the way to the hospital

but especially--

Fat Albert screams Gina Krassley with the bonus lazy, ugly, barely sentient big toe of a wife/butler.

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TMI? Niggers, look where you are at.
 
vanilla_pepsi_head said:
If Hamber tried to bottle and sell her own signature scent, it would just get her sued for being too similar to Liquid Ass. Not all of you will have had the misfortune of catching a whiff of this stuff (it came out when I was in high school and naturally a few retards found it the peak of hilarity), but if you know, you know.
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Anyone who followed the Amy Ramadan thread should remember this is the stuff she sprayed in the car that literally made A-Lee throw up.
 
While ultimately irrelevant, all of her “proof” that she had a totally normal and real visit with her extended family, who love her oh so much, is so fucking stupid. Per usual.

No amount of spot the difference will make me believe anyone outside of her mother or some lard lover is willing to stand having her around for more than a couple hours. Let alone socialize enough to have a “she’s so quirky can’t take her anywhere!” moment where they giggle and take pictures of each other.

Plus, with the hat, why would her family in Oklahoma be Green Bay Packers fans? (WISCONSIN’S NFL team, where fans wear the cheese hats.) Especially when, to my knowledge, none of the family have roots in WI.
 
foundmortality said:
Plus, with the hat, why would her family in Oklahoma be Green Bay Packers fans? (WISCONSIN’S NFL team, where fans wear the cheese hats.) Especially when, to my knowledge, none of the family have roots in WI.
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In Amber's latest Youtube community post, she posted a picture to "prove" the picture was taken in OK. It featured Amber wearing the cheese hat sitting in front of the same window and curtains, with her mom reflected in a mirror taking the picture. The problem was, there were Christmas decorations, a nativity scene, and a Christmas wreath in the background. The community post was deleted a few days later and unfortunately I didn't save it. I hope someone did.
Found it:
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Christmas decorations makes the timing of the photo odd. Either Christmas decorations were up when mamalynn dropped Amber off in Wisconsin, Mamalynn drove back to Wisconsin to help pick her back up with Emily and Amber hid this fact for whatever reason, the family gathering happened during Christmas, or Amber's family keeps Christmas decorations up until April.
 
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Why is her face obscured? You're not helping your case there Amby. Also asking people to "just trust me bro" on ANYthing is laughable. Saying that you wore this certain outfit with these certain earrings or whatever is so fucking weak. You could have easily wore the same outfit multiple times with different accessories in WI. She absolutely sucks at giving evidence of any type for anything. Every single time she tries to prove something she just makes herself look worse and/or dumb.
 
Raw said:
I found this picture (from reddit) more close to what she looks like. View attachment 7280845
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Personally I don’t think she is that far along.

Seeing shit like this makes a little sympathetic tbh. I understand she is a fat cow who has doesn’t nothing to help her situation even when given the golden opportunity that is YouTube but as a person inflicted with a trauma of my own (hit by a car on a bike), it sucks when you have the deck stacked against you. Having something put on your life without your permission sucks.

The symphony ends abruptly once I remind myself how much this fucking fat cow has squandered in regards to the opportunities she has had.

Edit - sympathy not symphony but it’s think it’s funny so I’m gonna keep it
 
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Raw said:
I found this picture (from reddit) more close to what she looks like. View attachment 7280845
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There's no way she can shave her legs... So what happens to all the hair?
I imagine the hair follicles become spaced out as the skin stretches..... So does that mean there are long straggly uneven hairs everywhere?
 
Third Kiwi Account said:
There's no way she can shave her legs... So what happens to all the hair?
I imagine the hair follicles become spaced out as the skin stretches..... So does that mean there are long straggly uneven hairs everywhere?
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Because she has such poor circulation in her legs, I doubt she really has much hair at all that grows on them. You need a working circulatory and lymphatic system for healthy hair growth. I noticed on M6PL a lot of them don't have hair on their legs I assume because of their very poor circulation preventing healthy hair growth. I notice the same in people I know IRL that are bigger.
 
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