🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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They're both at the end of the video, starting at around 23:09

The true rumor: She's back to vaping Delta 8 again. Once or twice a week.
The things reaction channels say she claims are lies: That she lied about being close to Oklahoma fires to get sympathy.
 
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You don't think ankle ballz, or Scorn ballsack entities elsewhere, contribute?

That fat is somewhat taut and folded permanently over, trapping whatever between the Scorn entity and the layyyyyyg. Rubbing. A lot. and being either sweaty/moist, or dried out with rubbing.

And she never showers. Never washes with HOT WATER and SOAP. And she damn well isn't taking a terlet brush and getting up in there to wash the Baczynski nightmare that are her ankle ballz.

The rubbing ALONE, with rampant, uncontrolled Wilford Brimleys, surely has to contribute somewhat.
You could show this picture to any person, to thousands of people, and not one would ever guess that picture is of a human foot.
 

reaction channels are lying about this, & finally a TRUE rumor! | let's talk ep. 5​

(04/24/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GEUlB4wzdP8Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=GEUlB4wzdP8
This bitch is soooo delusional. Her version of having “come so far” is finally being able to waddle down the snack aisle for 5 mins at a time without a scooter and juggling the same 5 lbs of water diet soda weight back and forth for years. Why tf is she proud of herself? She hasn’t done anything. She has made zero improvement in any area of her life, for years. This is peak delusion. She would be patting herself on the back 24/7 if she could reach back there.
 
The last one I watched (a few videos back), he was skeptical that she even has lipedema or lymphedema and suggested "maybe she's just very fat, in an unfortunately-shaped way."

I mean, let's not get too ridiculous here.
I’m sorry, I’ve never watched this person, but how the fuck do you rationally question if fat amber has lipedema? Even when she was ‘just 300 pounds’, her legs were grossly misshapen and horrifically gigantic in a way that wasn’t proportionate to the rest of her body. No ass, no tits, no hips, just legs. Like, come on now.
 
Amber has stated her laeygs feel like cement, so we can only assume her legs are full of fluid all the time, which would always have her infected because nothing flows correctly.
 

I wonder if this is at all related to basically all of her problems?
:thinking:
ETA:
Is this a tranny pretending to have periods...? Maybe a heavy smoker real-lady? The gay accent is what is making me think this is a dude. And asking Amber for cancer advice also makes me think tranny for some reason.
 
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reaction channels are lying about this, & finally a TRUE rumor! | let's talk ep. 5​

(04/24/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GEUlB4wzdP8Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=GEUlB4wzdP8
Alright, thank you. Now, let's just get on with it.

Hopping right into it with
Segment 1: Sweet & Sour

matilyn8225 (I feel like we've seen this name before): Who the hell would hire her?? She can't stand for 5 minutes. She can hardly walk and can't do anything for 10 minutes straight. (0 hearts)
Cries fatphobia and says she had jobs in the past. (Job, fatty, singular job, over 10 years ago, from which you were fired because you always snuck off to the shitter to play on your phone or some shit). Cries fatphobia again.

popsimougacha3929: Hey. im leaving this comment just to say that your beautiful and you only deserve love ❤️❤️
All the France is supporting you 🇫🇷❤️💕💕💕 💖💜💙(I suppose this lil' froggie found the time to comment on this oaf's video inbetween getting raped by ugly muslims. Man, remember when there was this one frog that made a video and all the other frogs then rushed to their pig's rescue, weird times) (also 3 hearts)
No memorable response.

Receptorcon11: arghhhh go back to the torrid and grocery hauls, this shit sucks 😭 (9 hearts)
She did those things, she's trying to offer a variety of content.

AH-wx1rt: Hey beautiful!!!❤️❤️❤️have a good weekend gorl! Love u staying positive and ignoring the hate when others crumble. Would love to kick it w you. ❤️ from Kansas! (5 hearts)
Thanks them for the comment.

AfkJenn: I find people hating so much just don't have anything going on in their life (12 hearts)
Says how people who obsessively hate can't be happy with their own lives.

heatherl.9016: So you're saying Dalton took advantage of you? I thought you said he was a good person? (141 hearts)
No she was drunk.

HaLLiEB85: Amber thinks if she never goes to a Dr and gets diagnosed that she doesn't have something... unless it fits her narrative (1 heart)
Thinks they're talking about diabetes, then uses that assumption to cry fatphobia and insists she's always shared her diagnoses with us.

Segment 2: Sippin' Communitea(? More like kill me)

Q: Why do you always try and fail diets instead of seeking help for your eating disorder?
A: Mentions the tired old outpatient program.

Q: Do you ever have glimpses into how awful you've been to other people, including yourself?
A: Yes, she just regrets soooo much.

Q: About why she doesn't follow a lymphedema diet.
A: Her doctor told her she can't do Keto.

Q: About why she can't just move past shit that happened 30 years ago.
A: wahh wahh muh childhood, I need to confront muh childhood

She reads two more questions but doesn't adress either of them.

Segment 3: The Lynnterview (Holy fucking shit these bitches yap too much get to the fucking point)

Q: How did you get comfortable showing your body to your partners?
A: SHe recommends fake confidence (lol), and just knowing that your partner loves you

Q: Would you ever date a fan again?
A: No, not right now.

Ngl, I didn't understand a single word of what this next clown said and I'm not slowing down the video just for this, but going off of Amber's response of "Never back down, never be afraid to use your voice" I assume it was shit like just not engaging with the haters.

Q: Question about her cancer because apparently this viewer is having concerns of their own.
A: Affirms she had lower back pain around cancertime and recommends they see a doctor

I don't even think this one is a question, it's just some simp whispering sweet nothings into her folds.

Q: Do you think you could help your relationship with food?
A: It's a mental health thing, when does the mental health shaming stop, "you have to eat to survive"

Irrelevant question I refuse to write down.

Q: What is your biggest regret out of your YouTube career? (We've had this question before?)
A: Everything about the relationship she was in as a teenager.

Q: Are you afraid of any more exes spilling tea?
A: No.

Q: If you made a perfume, what would it be?
A: Doesn't wanna give away her secrets, cuz maybe she wants to come out with a perfume of her own (more like she'd actually have to think about this one for once)

Q: Does filming your Eating videos help you stay on track? (They also mentione their birthday was this week on the 24th, and Amber says they sent her a message 5 years ago, pretty sure you could find out who this idiot is based on that info alone)
A: They can sometimes be triggering but sometimes help her.

Segment 4: Tea or Tale

Cheese hat picture and lying about meeting the cousins.
Tale, points out some differences.

About fires being close to her to get sympathy.
Shows screenshots, not pictures, screenshots, as though that proves anything.

Amberlynn is back to vaping Delta 8 again.
Says it's true. Unsurprising,

Segment 5: Bad Choices (I can't wait for her to lie to my fucking face about having sex again)

Q: Have you ever had more than 15 drinks in one night?
A: No.

Q: HAve you ever had sex with a coworker?
A: Yes

Q: Would you let your partner have sex with their celebrity crush without consquences?
A: No.

Q: Have you ever dined and dashed?
A: No

Q: Have you ever accidentally texted someone on purpose?
A: Yes.

Go fuck yourself.
Y'all these're just way too fucking tiring. Between her pretending she has sex to her vapid ass supporters sending her asskissy messages... enough to drive a man mad. Maybe I should turn this into a drinking game.
 
Lol an Amber Reid perfume! It had better be the strongest shit known to man given her target audience.
Shite, by Crappé - the new Ew de Toilet from Amberlynn “Washcloth” Reid
Retails at the same cost as her “sUPeR eXpEnSiVe” ($50) Ver-satch-eee perfume
 
She sure would make a ton of money by showing off her legs tho

I’m pretty sure that will be her last resort. Even if this looks like a train wreck in real time to a normal person, the fact that she still gets so smug tells me she hasn’t accepted that she’s hit rock bottom. And she has

She can’t get a partner, (no normal person walking into a relationship for the first time wants to clean up your literal shit hambo). She can’t get a job outside of YouTube (without actual work, that is). She can’t even clean herself.

Im interested to see how things progress. I’ve expected some kind of infection due to her lack of a partner (caretaker). Will she end up in the hospital? Will some feeder come and save the day? Let’s find out

Also show us your legs Hambie
 
But seriously, when is she finally going to die? One can only wobble away from death for so long.

She loves to front to the the audience as if we don't have the brainpower to understand that a super morbidly obese woman is bound to have severe mobility issues. We know her body is in worse condition than she says. We know she is not capable of taking care of herself, her pets, her apartment, or any relationships she scoots her way into the way they should be handled. There is no hiding it.

Yet she is going to die with that smug look on her fat ugly mug.
 
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Amber has stated her laeygs feel like cement, so we can only assume her legs are full of fluid all the time, which would always have her infected because nothing flows correctly.
You just made me connect some dots from when I was a kid that I’m surprised I didn’t with how I love to point and laugh at Amber. To be fair, the most recent memory, I was 11. Anyway, I think my grandma had one of these (one of the demas), but she was a genuinely great person, so. The reason I bring it up is because she would waddle a lot, and I always thought it was just arthritis, because she would always cover her legs up like Amber. I didn’t see her bare legs until she was in hospice care for end stage kidney failure at sixty-something, and they were spontaneously cracking and leaking with fluid on their own. The thing is that I remembered her being big, big to the point of being notable for an American, and was shocked when my mom told me in my late twenties that she was around 200 pounds and 5’8”, so not huge. But the size of her legs made me remember her as way bigger than she was. She walked similar to Amber now that I look back on it.

Tl;dr retarded kiwi realizes grandma had dema and wasn’t incredibly fat, just had dema legs, and can vouch for amber’s layygs being consistent with the disease from irl xp
 
Amber is fat, and only disgusting, brainless degenerates like Emily, Alexis, and other feeder degens would want to have sex with her. No one in their right mind would touch her with someone else's dick.
 
Amber is fat, and only disgusting, brainless degenerates like Emily, Alexis, and other feeder degens would want to have sex with her. No one in their right mind would touch her with someone else's dick.

lol the idea of Amber having a sex life is hilarious.

Maybe Destiny went down south before Amber ballooned to over 450 but I can't imagine it was that often especially towards the end of the relationship.

Beggy did nothing outside of making out/maybe some attempts at fingering.

Jade, with those mitts of hers, probably tried her best to get down there but probably had to settle for a dildo. Best hickie giver in the game yo!

Emily probably just laid her face in Amber's fat stomach and came as Amber giggles while queffing and/or farting.

I don't consider phone sex/sexting/what ever the fuck she does as actual sex. I understand it can have some deeper meaning within the confines of a relationship ( i.e. I won't want my theoretical partner to do it will dating them) but it's not physical sex.

Def not something a sex kitten fuck machine like Amber should be bragging about.
 
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