🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She's not actually quitting. She's just taking a break, and she doesn't know how long.

Also, nice tarot pulls.

Bitter! Angry! Petty!

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Crisis! Kust keep ignoring them though.

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Stars! Just keep on wishing. You will magically be fixed.

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Jesus H. Christ, who the fuck taught her about the spoooooun theory? Yet again our dainty gorlypop latches onto yet another long dead trend, how very on brand. Can't wait for yet another condescending vlog about dissabillyshameeeeeen when she comes back from her YT break. (So, tomorrow.)

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Agreed
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Jesus H. Christ, who the fuck taught her about the spoooooun theory? Yet again our dainty gorlypop latches onto yet another long dead trend, how very on brand. Can't wait for yet another condescending vlog about dissabillyshameeeeeen when she comes back from her YT break. (So, tomorrow.)

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More evidence of the Munchie arc that's been brewing. It's probably her last bet to get attention again
 
Neko GF said:

i'm leaving youtube & the truth behind how i got cellulitis | weekly vlog ep. 6​

(04/28/25)

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=YEM8OBUk1VcPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=YEM8OBUk1Vc
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TL;DW- ALR claims that she got cellulitis from walking in flooding a flood and not from open wounds on her legs. "Muh spoons". No actual mention of quitting YouTube.
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Break to go visit/fly in Emily N Franz, death feeder of Oshkosh WI calling it now
 
Did you guys know that Amber is simply a victim of circumstance? All she wants to do be is be happy and healthy! But these god damn circumstances are keeping her the very equivalent of someone she doesn't want to be.

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@Calories I feel like those cards could be a good meme format. Think "look at this photograph" except it's a fat ugly dyke.
Neko GF said:

i'm leaving youtube & the truth behind how i got cellulitis | weekly vlog ep. 6​

(04/28/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YEM8OBUk1VcPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=YEM8OBUk1Vc
YEM8OBUk1Vc.mp4

TL;DW- ALR claims that she got cellulitis from walking in flooding a flood and not from open wounds on her legs. "Muh spoons". No actual mention of quitting YouTube.
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Thanks as always. Now let's get this shit on the road.

Insists her cellulitis is caused by wading through the flood, and not by her dragging ankleballs.

Next day. Says she's gonna go to the cinema with her mom and denies the rumor that her cellulitis is worse than she lets on. Hm, maybe someone's gonna pull up weather data to see if there was actually a flood in the area. Talks about a telehealth appointment to get on antibiotics and insists her cellulitis is at a very manageable level. Got a small popcorn and an icy at the cinema. I've rewound 3 times now and I still can't understand what the movie was.

Adresses a rumor and denies having open wounds on her leg, so you know it's probably true lol.

Next day. She's not feeling the greatest (GO CELLULITIS GO). Whining. Good god she's just blabbing on and on and on.

Next day, she talks about some weird shit with spoons? Idk, it sounded retarded so I didn't pay attention. Shots of bingo.

Next day. More whining about antibiotics. Makes the bizarre statement that she wouldn't be allowed to go to a regular job with cellulitis. I feel like this is more of a self tell, because she knows her ankle balls would spread the fetid disease by draggin on the floor. And of course asspatting herself because she's filming even as she's ravaged by this basic bitch disease.

Next day, more talk about cellulitis and her antibiotics. She was able to do her chores, like mopping. Woohoo. She bought herself two nintendo e shop gift cards. Says she wants to buy the Sabrina Carpenter Fortnite skin, also bought some silver hoops, a blue mesh sleeve shirt, a bingo bag, a bingo themed shirt for her mom. LEGO update. I'm gonna skip summarizing the tarot reading because @Calories has basically summed it up. (ETA: Also @It's All So Tiresome uploaded a clip of it, thanks bud.)

Says she'll take a break from YouTube.
Lol. The end.

It is almost entirely just her moaning on and on and on about cellulitis. This harrowing disease has forced our gorlie to take a break (wtf i love cellulitis now). Here's hoping this saves me a few hours of watching fatty drone on about the same shit.
 
Aww I'm gonna miss the "mental capacity" now that she's a spoonie.

I've never done telehealth, are they really available on Sundays?
I've also never felt like crap from antibiotics, wtf?

Edit: lmao at the Reddit fags crying now "no, myyy spooons!!!" So long "but muh akshual bpd" gorlies, the spoonies are here!
 
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It's All So Tiresome said:
Did you guys know that Amber is simply a victim of circumstance? All she wants to do be is be happy and healthy! But these god damn circumstances are keeping her the very equivalent of someone she doesn't want to be.
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You reap what you fucking sow. So childish to be angry and bitter that you have to clean up your own messes.
 
Whoever showed Amber that restarted spoon bullshit needs to be shot. It is the dumbest thing I have heard, and frankly only by bat shit nut job women with a room temperature IQ. Stand by for updates on how spoons this fat bitch is carrying everyday.
Amber doesn't really make me mad, but that shit being introduced into the mix is way more insufferable that her retarded not tarot cards.
 
So the big Ham isolated herself for "covid". But not for possibly spreading her Cellulitis bacteria about.
Nice one.
 
I don't think Amber is quintessentially "evil".

She is just a ridiculous ass person that has never once self-reflected on her life choices or the things she has said or done to others.

The only person Amber cares about is Amber. Yeah, her losing animals and the like is really shitty and says a lot about her love for her animals: individuals who cannot care for themselves. I wouldn't say all of what she does is "evil", but she does have a piss poor attitude and personality.

She treats everyone around her like trash because that's how she feels about herself. She hates herself and this is the result of that self hatred: a 500 elbee booly.

"Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you."
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
Since big Al is over at this point, what do you think was the most evil thing she's done?
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The mistreatment of the pets always infuriates me. I don't care what she does to poeple, most people are capable of defending themselves, animals, on the other hand, rely on us and on people like Amber.
Leaving Twinkie home in pain to go to Chili's with her fat ex, the mistress, and a zombie girlfriend was the worst thing to me until Rarity went exploring too hard and never returned. Amber can't wipe her ass, and poeple think she can take care of two animals, three at some point.
 
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Since big Al is over at this point, what do you think was the most evil thing she's done?
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losing rarity and doing absolutely nothing to even attempt to find her. now that poor cat is dead and amber doesn't give a shit because any living being that isn't her just ceases to exist when they're not in amber's sight
 
It's All So Tiresome said:
Did you guys know that Amber is simply a victim of circumstance? All she wants to do be is be happy and healthy! But these god damn circumstances are keeping her the very equivalent of someone she doesn't want to be.
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Greedy, self serving know-it-all struggles with the results of being non compliant with doctors and refusing to eat less.

I’m also starting to think that all the BPD therapy talk with those Amazon booklets, were Ambers manipulation tactic to get Emily back with her and it didn’t work. Just like with Jade she pretended to do the WLS program for a few months, her pretending she had a therapist and DBT was to show Emily she’s going to change and instead Emily posted about Colleen.


And as far as her saying she will never have a caretaker, untreated lymphedema doesn’t just get better on its own or stay stagnant. Especially when the individual is gaining weight. I forsee in a year or 2, her needing a full time wheelchair and needing an individual to help her stand/wrap her legs.
 
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