🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Free the Pedos said:
I meant more handle the dynamics of a straight relationship and a straight man’s behavior. FWIW I think she’d be as uninterested in dicks as in vaginas.
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Maybe I'm just ignorant but she always dates butch dykes as it is, Destiny was basically a boy with down syndrome. There are plenty of weak-willed men in the world that are willing to be doormats and have the woman in control of everything. I would agree with Tard that she would only be able to deal with it if he was a gender spesh. A man that hates himself and is so desperate to be around a woman he'll take any kind of abuse. She already had a crush on one of the gays, a gender special low T straight dude isn't much different imo.
 
521.6 elbees

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Want to know what the excuse is? I'll let you guess.

Fluid retention!
Cellulitis! Not Rarity's fault this time, she was wading through some flood water or something.

Obviously, like she said, this makes this not a real weigh-in
 
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ChatBPD says she only needs to eat 3200 calories to maintain her bulk and not 10, 000! ChatBPD knows her so well and agrees you're stupid.

521.6 but it flooded okay? It's not her fault!
 
Lmao no way she "waded through flood water". Remember when she was too scared to step off a curb? At the absolute most, mamalynn parked next to a puddle and hamber stepped in it trying to flop out of the car
 
inquizadoor said:
Lmao no way she "waded through flood water". Remember when she was too scared to step off a curb? At the absolute most, mamalynn parked next to a puddle and hamber stepped in it trying to flop out of the car
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She said it was the only way to get to her apartment, and the water went up to the middle of her calf, soaking her shoes, socks and pants. She says she went home and showered but woke up with an infection.

I guess her ankleballs couldn't handle it. Or maybe a skill issue, shower-wise.
 
Neko GF said:

i feel so defeated..... | weigh in ep. 5​

(04/23/25)

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Ok then, thanks. Time for 10 minutes of fuck all.

She's not feeling the greatest, and she'll tell us why in this video (color me not excited). Here we go with the 5 questions:

Q: What makes you say that the eating scenes in 600lb Life are exaggerated and not real?
A: Says people have told her and that she knows people who were on the show (thing is fatty, some people would think your grossly deformed frame would be exaggerated and not real, were it not for the fact you display your fatness so openly)

Q: Why do you think people freak out about the size of a 20 piece McNugget, but will order a 10 piece with a large fry and act like that is any better?
A: Some fat bitch answer about how just 20 nugs are better cuz muh protein, muh nutrients, sodiumz. (we just don't know nutrition like she does)

Q: Have you thought about asking ChatGPT how many calories you should eat to lose weight?
A: She did ask ChatGPT, which recommended her a 2200 to 2400 cals per day to lose weight. ChatGPT also said she'd need to eat 3200 to 3400 cals to maintain.

Q: How often do you grocery shop?
A: Every week or bi-weekly?

Q: Is your new friend a caretaker because you are so big?
A: Wahh wahhh goalpostshifting, wahh wahh fatphobia, she takes care of everything herself, she never had a caretaker and she never will.

Goals for the week: She failed following her mealplan (what a surprise)

Goal for the next week: Win over this feeling of defeat inside her, she's having these defeat feelings, don'tcha know.

As for how her week went, it went good safe for a few days. Anyway, Amber had to walk through some floodwater and now she has cellulitis again. Lol. More MedicalDoctorLynn info about cellulitis and how this will affect er weight again. Weight is 521.6, but it's not "real" weight.

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Haha, fatty got cellulitis again.
 
Amber asking ChatGPT of all fucking things about how many calories she should be eating is proof that she will listen to leeeeeeeduhrully anyone or anything about weight loss except a fucking doctor.

Also real talk, has anyone ever heard of another human getting cellulitis anywhere near as much as ol' swiss cheese legs here?
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Amber asking ChatGPT of all fucking things about how many calories she should be eating is proof that she will listen to leeeeeeeduhrully anyone or anything about weight loss except a fucking doctor.

Also real talk, has anyone ever heard of another human getting cellulitis anywhere near as much as ol' swiss cheese legs here?
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Skinny people I have been told get cellulitis all the time.

You must not know any shinny people like Amber.
 
I'm in my 30s, and I had no idea what cellulitis even was until this bitch has caught it a baker's dozen amount of times.

Love how she blames it on everything BUT her weight or her hygiene.

She is a crazy and filthy animal.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Also real talk, has anyone ever heard of another human getting cellulitis anywhere near as much as ol' swiss cheese legs here?
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StarkRavingMad said:
I'm in my 30s, and I had no idea what cellulitis even was until this bitch has caught it a baker's dozen amount of times.

Love how she blames it on everything BUT her weight or her hygiene.

She is a crazy and filthy animal.
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I have seen a shitload of people get cellulitis. The thing that makes it cellulitis instead of any other kind of infected skin is the depth of the infection. It isn't superficial, so it isn't like if you ever got a wound or a scrape that got infected- with that kind of infection it is relatively easy to clean and for the most part whatever is infecting you can leak out since the opening in the skin is wide enough. The most common cause of cellulitis is insect bites, especially spiders. I have seen very bad cases of it in IV drug users that run out of veins and give themselves subcutaneous injections of drugs. Usually there is some kind of puncturing. That type of wound doesn't easily exude pus because of the shape, so it spreads on a deeper layer of skin and can become genuinely dangerous if untreated.

Her weight is a contributor to cellulitis because the amount of territory her immune system has to patrol is much larger than a normally sized person, but her hygiene or stepping in a puddle etc may not be much of a contributor. Bad hygiene tends to contribute to other types of infections, but generally cellulitis is caused by bacteria that is normal and expected on the skin surface being deposited somewhere it doesn't normally go. Many people sleep through being bitten by spiders (or wake up and forget about it upon falling back asleep). If this is recurrent for her they might test her for MRSA colonization.
 
sperginity said:
The most common cause of cellulitis is insect bites, especially spiders.
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Same here! I wonder why spider bites are so bad for it? I’ve seen a couple of older (thin) relatives get it quite badly after garden bites and two of them were we presume spiders because of how the bite looked
 
So if the water was up to her calves that would mean there was half a foot of standing flood water in a major city. Bitch, that kind of flooding would be national news, requiring a National Guard and federal response.
I know she is retarded, but come on. She didn't change her putrid pants for a week, got rained on a little, and woke up with skin infection. If she even has it. I'm pressing x to doubt, and think she just ate enough Arby's to cause a truly horrific aftermath to her washclothes.
 
sperginity said:
I have seen a shitload of people get cellulitis. The thing that makes it cellulitis instead of any other kind of infected skin is the depth of the infection. It isn't superficial, so it isn't like if you ever got a wound or a scrape that got infected- with that kind of infection it is relatively easy to clean and for the most part whatever is infecting you can leak out since the opening in the skin is wide enough. The most common cause of cellulitis is insect bites, especially spiders. I have seen very bad cases of it in IV drug users that run out of veins and give themselves subcutaneous injections of drugs. Usually there is some kind of puncturing. That type of wound doesn't easily exude pus because of the shape, so it spreads on a deeper layer of skin and can become genuinely dangerous if untreated.

Her weight is a contributor to cellulitis because the amount of territory her immune system has to patrol is much larger than a normally sized person, but her hygiene or stepping in a puddle etc may not be much of a contributor. Bad hygiene tends to contribute to other types of infections, but generally cellulitis is caused by bacteria that is normal and expected on the skin surface being deposited somewhere it doesn't normally go. Many people sleep through being bitten by spiders (or wake up and forget about it upon falling back asleep). If this is recurrent for her they might test her for MRSA colonization.
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I appreciate the knowledge and thank you for enlightening me and the people in this thread.

That being said, all the examples you gave don’t seem to apply to Amber.

Yes the spider example is probably the best but even so, I have my doubts. I don’t know much about spiders, but I have a feeling that Amber is not something they would be attracted to. Her smell, between the shit and what ever she sprays on herself, is not what I assume a spider is looking for. I could be wrong.

The other example, the IV drug users, doesn’t apply either.

Personally, I think Amber has an open wound somewhere on her body, most likely on one of her legs. A diabetic would of some sort that led to the cellulitis infection.

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sperginity said:
but her hygiene or stepping in a puddle etc may not be much of a contributor.
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You don't think ankle ballz, or Scorn ballsack entities elsewhere, contribute?

That fat is somewhat taut and folded permanently over, trapping whatever between the Scorn entity and the layyyyyyg. Rubbing. A lot. and being either sweaty/moist, or dried out with rubbing.

And she never showers. Never washes with HOT WATER and SOAP. And she damn well isn't taking a terlet brush and getting up in there to wash the Baczynski nightmare that are her ankle ballz.

The rubbing ALONE, with rampant, uncontrolled Wilford Brimleys, surely has to contribute somewhat.
 
Cornfed said:
So if the water was up to her calves that would mean there was half a foot of standing flood water in a major city. Bitch, that kind of flooding would be national news, requiring a National Guard and federal response.
I know she is retarded, but come on. She didn't change her putrid pants for a week, got rained on a little, and woke up with skin infection. If she even has it. I'm pressing x to doubt, and think she just ate enough Arby's to cause a truly horrific aftermath to her washclothes.
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There were people saying since the new Victims of an Empath came out, there would be some kinda health scare from her and here we are. She's had terrible hygiene since she was a child, that shit isn't going to all of a sudden get better now that she's the size of 5 adult women.
 
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