🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Lidl Drip said:
I do gotta say I quite enjoyed the part where Becky and Destiny were commiserating about their broken ankles and just couldn't understand how they both broke their ankles while just walking around normally. They seemed to think this was some kind of bad luck they they coincidentally both had. It's because YOU'RE FAT!! You're both VERY FAT! So fat that your ankles just snap in half under your weight. I swear these two see themselves as skinny queens just because they are not quite as fat as Hamber.
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It was more interesting to me that not only Becky, but her aunt broke her ankle in the same pothole in the same parking lot. Interesting how that works.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
At this point, she probably should start shitting a tub/kiddie pool. It equally disgusting but it might save her from having to use a counter top and rag to wipe her ass.

God I really want the Eric and Ricky to spill the tea; I need to know how much they knew during the gaycare era. Did they know that Beggums was wiping Amber's ass? Why the towels were going missing?

Come on you Queens, spill the beans. The catty bitch in me would love to hear their opinions.
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I thought there was a theory going around back then that Ricky got that pool to try to get the pachyderm to (somehow) bathe.

I'm spoilering this because it's medical talk that others are tired of. And if you are, SKIP the spoiler. Otherwise, you get what you get, and that is ON YOU.

RE: Hambutt looking pallid.

So what? She is a pachyderm like LiesbyJen. Jen, too, looked pallid. Know what ELSE bolth gas giants had (and Fat Albert STILL HAS?)

Cyanosis. Particularly around the eye orbits and mouth.

So does Chinstraps. And Chinstraps, Fat Albert, and even Jen got--or has, from time to time--jaundicing. Sometimes all three had looked PISS YELLOW at times. Does not mean proof of anything.
This is why, to this day, I can still turn on Youtube and see any amount of various local news affiliate clips from different cities and states of the nth cancer faker who toadully even had people take them to the oncologist, GP, hospital, or wherever, FIND OUT that the person who allegedly has a diagnosis, did, in fact, NOT, and was now CAUGHT.

AGAIN (For those in the back), This is MY OPINION, and others have a SIMILAR OPINION.
OPINION.
OPINION.
OPINION.

NO ONE is stating this as fact. No one is trying to rEdIrEcT the lore. Amberlynn Reid fucking LIES. REPEATEDLY. Look at the toadully not NoNecky the doctor's office receptionist voicemail. How come so many accept THAT as being possible/probable, but just cannot fathom even for a millisecond, that deathfats like Hambutt get hysterectomies for reasons like:

PRE-cancerous cells/abnormalities that are concerning.
The FACT that deathfats are notoriously NON-COMPLIANT with non invasive treatment protocols, so some doctors go nuclear to be SAFE.

And Amber is fucking FOUL. She'd go in the filthy river on float trips, fully dressed, and just... dry out naturally over hours and SLEEP in them filthy river clothes. My fucking GOTT, that bedroom must've smelt like low tide at the pier down in Dante Alighieri's ninth circle. And we're not even getting into the standard no showereeen, wearing layers of dollar tree perfumes, unwiped puss and ass, feet, leaking layyyygs, farts, hair grease, and everything else.

Amber's fetid, Lovecraftian foulness can create a host of problems that can mimic SOME cancer symptoms. Being a deathfat ALONE can cause weird heavy periods, lack of period, and erratic periods/bleeding.

Her so-called proof can be as EASILY FABRICATED as that voicemail Becky toadully didn't do.

Cancer fakers on the news have shown the SELF SAME diagnosis papers, treatment papers, faked voicemails, letters, and countless other things.

Amberlynn, like Chantal, LIES.

And she LIES so often, and with such disturbing regularity about everything else, why suddenly not this? Her incentive is obvious. Cancer is a shield. A bully pulpit. A means to shut down HARD QUESTIONS and shut down conversations and constructive criticism.

And apparently it works. Because there are quite a few in the beauty parlor who gleefully complied with shutting down the QUESTIONS. And that was all some of us had.

QUESTIONS. Goddamn...
 
Constellationzero said:
Now that you've seen and had a laugh over the draweeeeens and discussed ad nauseum how she'd wipe using a sink...

Can you now understand that I MIGHT be right about her using a toilet??

How could she? These are not bariatric toilets. They can, and often do, CRACK under the weight.
And I mentioned the logistics of Hambone's elephantine body/ass lifting up from said toilet. And making enough room for Becky or Jade to wipe.
Hambutt's C of G is already revoltingly OFF. She'd fall and tumble forward, or down.

And that wide, hail damaged, flat frog ass with the fat shelf: Becky and Jade would've had to PART them ass cheeks to even go there. Watch MSPL. It takes a fucking TEAM of CNA's and orderlies to even wipe PISS. So what's y'all's logistics/reasoning for her ALLEGEDLY using a toilet???

Even Chinstraps copped to diapers during long haul flights. Even Nader showed her pissed in and shitted drawers on camera PROVING even Chins didn't really use a toilet all the time.

Are you all ready now to accept the truth? Probably not.
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Sorry about double post, couldn’t delete this… newbie maybe?
+who.cares+ said:
https://youtu.be/N9rwOECFQ3w?si=i09fi2GYi6ba8k4V

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Well he is easy to listen to. Unlike many of the other reactors, and really sees ambers mini mannerisms…haven’t finished watching, but thanks!
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
At this point, she probably should start shitting a tub/kiddie pool
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She wouldn't take the time to dump and clean it. She's comfortable living in a house filled with Twinkie shits, imagine an entire tub filled to the brim with Hambone shits, stinking up the entire apartment even more. No amount of Eilish No.1 is helping that.
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She looks intellectually disabled in that shot. Medically so, not just regular Amber-stupid.
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Constellationzero said:
pachyderm
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"A "pachyderm" refers to a large, thick-skinned animal, such as an elephant, rhinoceros, hippopotamus, or tapir"
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I will never forget this word now. Sums her up pretty well, except she has literal thick-skin rather than emotional.
 
pick me gorl said:
She wouldn't take the time to dump and clean it. She's comfortable living in a house filled with Twinkie shits, imagine an entire tub filled to the brim with Hambone shits, stinking up the entire apartment even more. No amount of Eilish No.1 is helping that.

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I will never forget this word now. Sums her up pretty well, except she has literal thick-skin rather than emotional.
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You ever been to the Brookfield Zoo?

In the pachyderm house, there are warning signs. Something like these:
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But for the rhinos and hippos housed inside. I never saw them for Tapirs. Fat Albert should probably have several because, think of the Hippo shitting at the zoo in front of a crowd video clip from YouTube.
 
ChubbyTubbyBabeee said:
I'm willing to be for those two years the bleeding wasn't much more than usual, the fat pig just couldn’t/wouldn't wear a pad. She's probably been freebleeding since she got her period.
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I’ve been watching My 600 LB Life this week and saw an episode with a guy that was bed bound, catheterized, and in his little whiny voice called out to his girlfriend and teen daughter because he just shit himself in the bed and wanted a cleanup. Under him? Those big puppy pad type things, I imagine they also have those for people stuck in beds.

No matter how much she bled or how much a regular pad or diaper wouldn’t fit her giant ham sized puss, there was always a way. Honestly I’d off myself before I let the world know that I was such a gross, awful, stupid person.
 
cascadeplatinum said:
I’ve been watching My 600 LB Life this week and saw an episode with a guy that was bed bound, catheterized, and in his little whiny voice called out to his girlfriend and teen daughter because he just shit himself in the bed and wanted a cleanup. Under him? Those big puppy pad type things, I imagine they also have those for people stuck in beds.

No matter how much she bled or how much a regular pad or diaper wouldn’t fit her giant ham sized puss, there was always a way. Honestly I’d off myself before I let the world know that I was such a gross, awful, stupid person.
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Sounds like James OW--MAH LAYYG!--King.

Just about all of these gas giants have things like urine burns and weird crinkly black/brown skin like Andy Ditch from fungus, abscess, and infections from literal shitstains and shit nugget hitchhikers.

Which brings me back to DUNCE cap: Remember, she FUCKED that and OPENLY BRAGGED on CAMERA repeatedly. Now suddenly Jingle Bells, Amber Smellz?

She needs to get a grip. And her wife needs to ask what that all says about the dunce.
 
Lidl Drip said:
It's because YOU'RE FAT!! You're both VERY FAT! So fat that your ankles just snap in half under your weight. I swear these two see themselves as skinny queens just because they are not quite as fat as Hamber.
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I was thinking the same thing, I’m kinda shocked that neither one of them has fallen through a bathtub.
pick me gorl said:
She wouldn't take the time to dump and clean it.
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She should shit in drain (storm drain) poor Pennywise
 
I was watching a clip channel and I saw this.
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Look at that bald spot on our girl. This is why she has been doing the comb-over with her hair for so long. Bitch is giving Chantal a run for her money.
(I laughed so hard when I looked up and saw this, drunk cunt showing all her problems)
 
The Ghost of Rarity said:
My God if she wasn’t such a narcissistic bitch I’d feel horrible for her going bald. It’s a huge fear I have myself….
Guess you can say I’m having a hard time finding my sympathy bone 🤷‍♀️
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There's a lot of things I usually make a point to not make fun of people for (weight, hygiene, ect), but when someone's a terrible person, everything becomes fair game.
 
I believe she had cancer. She's a fat bitch that got a fat bitch cancer and she LOVED IT. She loved it so much she has to constantly relive (and rewrite) it to continue the attention because by the grace of god they removed her rotten Uterus right away and then the attention and pity waned.

She even admits in her most recent Salty crab thing that she sent the bloody bathroom pics to people because they couldn't imagine how bad it was so she has to make sure there's maximum pity. Can't have people thinking she was bleeding LESS than she was.

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I heard that people are buying the pink Mean Girls sweatshirt that Amber recently bought. The one that says "Why are you so obsessed with me?". ✨
They are also shitting up the reviews. Most of them are just kissing Jordy's ass, but I thought this one was pretty funny.
 
American Psycho said:
I heard that people are buying the pink Mean Girls sweatshirt that Amber recently bought. The one that says "Why are you so obsessed with me?". ✨
They are also shitting up the reviews. Most of them are just kissing Jordy's ass, but I thought this one was pretty funny.
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Mr Snowflake also bought one, I admit I thought it was funny on top of the pile of rags he had sitting on the corner of his desk lol
 
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