Part 3: AtFATlis: My lost time
We are finally in landscape mode, and the first thing fatty does is knock the camera over. Starts talking about the pre-cancerous cells thing and quite honestly I'm so tired of the cancer sperging. Nothing of interest gets said before we're knocked over again. Can't turn on slow mode while she is in landscape mode (10+ years on YouTube guys). Oh dear, she's gonna play truth or drink. Feels more like a QnA.
Would you dye your hair? Yes.
Why did you buy so many lipsticks? Impulsivity.
Denies vaping in her apartment.
Is there any ex you woulf get back with? Yes.
Have you ever cheated? Last time was when she was a teenager.
Why is your TikTok name still Rarity Cat? Supposedly she's been using it since before she even got Rarity (was TikTok even really that much of a think back then?)
Do you wish you could leave youtube? Yes.
Someone calls her a beautiful woman to which she drinks.
Are you single? Yes and she plans to stay that way.
Have you ever done a sleep study? No.
Are you obsessed with Zackary Michael more than he is with you? No.
Would you ever get new pets? No. (Thank fuck)
Were you talking to Destiny when you and Crystal were still dating? No. (I'm pretty sure that's a fucking lie.)
Would you ever do ASMR? She already has.
Says she would not date guys.
Do you shave? There is not much hair to shave, so no.
Have you been binging lately? No.
Would you take Salty Crab to court? If she had to, yes (God I would love to see that trial, it would be a civil case so fatty ought to either shill out some shekels for a lawyer or represent herself)
Do you plan on leaving youtube? Maybe one day very soon (when she dies probs)
Do you get bikini waxes? No.
Have you lied about anything in this live? No.
Would you ever find a new job? Yes

Do you experiment with makeup before showers? No, but that sounds like a good idea.
How much do you weigh? Idk, soon

Does your apartment stink? No.
Was Faleen the love of your life? No.
Didn't you emotionally cheat
on Becky with Destiny? "Yes but so did she"
Beck is a grifter. Has to look the word up first

Agrees. (Oh no, she was real fucking amazed while reading the definition, I foresee a lot of use of the word grifter in the future. Go fuck yourself speficific chatter.) She thought grifter was just someone who asked for money.
Destiny was the love of your life. NoOOOOOOO (cow like noises) Says Destiny isn't her type (lol)
Do you still miss Emily Franz of Oshkosh, Wisconsin? Nods.
Would you date another black woman? Of course.
Was it a poly situation with Alexis? She wanted Amber to make out with her girlfriend
What's your dream job outside of youtube? Idk
Update on Mamalynn's brain health? She wasn't able to get her scan because of some insurance fuckery.
What is your love language and why is it gift giving? It used to be gift giving but no more, now it is affection, quality time, words of affirmation, physical touch, but no more gifts or services
Your opinion on feederism? She doesn't really have one.
Why did you have a 20-piece McNugget? I recently had one you know what I'm saying?!!?
Do you have long covid? Probs
Least attractive ex? Destiny
Is Alexis a clout goblin who's just mad you rejected her? (Needs to look it up first) Yes
Thoughts on baked beans? That's a no for me
A respite from this retardation, Amber proposes she and her chat all text and ex right now, asks whom she should text and what she should say. I can relax for a few moments as fatty is on the shitter (probably abusing another washcloth too. During this time, I took a brief look at the chat and...

I see fatty is in intellectual company. Oh, is eating a snack on stream, she's just eating lunchmeat and chips. Also someone in chat calls her a cow and at this point I'd like to apologize to all cows if I ever likened them to Amber. Cows are cute creatures with an active social life which already makes them far more accomplished than Amber ever will be.
The next few minutes are just her eating and occasionally talking trite. Asks everyone to do their favorite emoji. Denies having a lazy out. Amber acknowledges she might be crashing out. "I look like I'm 95 years old I just saw myself in the camera, I can't do this anymore I gotta go" I'm calling bullshit cuz I've never seen a 95 year old death fat. Looks around for her pets. These last few minutes are so weird istg. Amber is now whining like a little bitch. Sniffling. Gets mad at Destiny before she apruptly ends the stream.