🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I’ll admit I find this pretty funny.but if Amber ends up getting a Torrid affiliate link, I’m going to be very upset. IMG_0687.png
 
The Ghost of Rarity said:
My God if she wasn’t such a narcissistic bitch I’d feel horrible for her going bald. It’s a huge fear I have myself….
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My guess is trichotillomania over female pattern baldness. She seems to have a lot of hair, so she probably just picks one spot a lot.

A nice find. I hope people look out for that on her streams. Maybe we can get some different angles.
 
Fried Oreos said:
My guess is trichotillomania over female pattern baldness. She seems to have a lot of hair, so she probably just picks one spot a lot.

A nice find. I hope people look out for that on her streams. Maybe we can get some different angles.
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She doesn’t have a lot of hair. She had a total hysterectomy and she’s not taking her hormones. The one thing she used to have going for her was her thick long hair. And now it’s thin and ratty. Her skin is awful and she’s aging horribly. One of the other symptoms of menopause is a weak bladder. Wouldn’t be surprised if she’s in a diaper in a few years if she isn’t already
 
Acceptable said:
She doesn’t have a lot of hair. She had a total hysterectomy and she’s not taking her hormones. The one thing she used to have going for her was her thick long hair. And now it’s thin and ratty. Her skin is awful and she’s aging horribly. One of the other symptoms of menopause is a weak bladder. Wouldn’t be surprised if she’s in a diaper in a few years if she isn’t already
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They make diapers big enough for dwarf planets now?
 
Fried Oreos said:
My guess is trichotillomania over female pattern baldness. She seems to have a lot of hair, so she probably just picks one spot a lot.

A nice find. I hope people look out for that on her streams. Maybe we can get some different angles.
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She cant lift her hamhocks to run a brush through her hair... do you think she could lift both to deliberately make a precise bald spot and ruining further the one thing that used to give her vain joy?

Female pattern baldness is more than just a fucked up hairline, its also the the diffuse loss of hair and the miniaturization of all head hair, which her scrawny pigtail braids from a few days ago illustrate nicely.

Sorry Amber, you will not have your moms full mane of hair with your hormones anymore. Nor will/did you ever have her huge rack. Womp womp.
 
Acceptable said:
One of the other symptoms of menopause is a weak bladder. Wouldn’t be surprised if she’s in a diaper in a few years if she isn’t already
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She prob thinks a tinkle squirt in her leggings is downright sterile compared to freebleeding. And this is not even considering her laaaygs, with lymph/lipo those trunks are weeping harder than fake livestream tears
 
Hey guys, remember how Amber supposedly had an interview a few months back? Did we miss it being published altogether?

Whatever became of that? Did it ever happen? Was it trashed after the journoscum did a lil' research on our porcopotamus?

Would make for good milk if it conflicts with info that was only recently revealed.
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
Hey guys, remember how Amber supposedly had an interview a few months back? Did we miss it being published altogether?

Whatever became of that? Did it ever happen? Was it trashed after the journoscum did a lil' research on our porcopotamus?

Would make for good milk if it conflicts with info that was only recently revealed.
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I'm sure she would talk about it to NO END if it was published... she would love that way too much.
 
Send me your alarm clocks, as I’ve only just gotten round to reading the full backlog of texts shown on the livestream. What an insufferable heifer.

In the texts circa post-Dusty breakup, I just know she was SEETHING in her mouldy, animal-poop-and-trash-filled shitbox apartment, when Destiny was sending one word replies to her endless whines about wanting to go to Target and Wommart. ‘Kay.’ :story:

As a side note, I doubt we’ll ever get the Jade Francis tell-all, as juicy as it would be, as it’s no secret that some degree of violence happened in The Henry around that time. I remember the dox showed that Jade was a white collar worker so probably has a career to think about. But hey, crazier things have happened in the Amberverse. No wonder people say that fatties have their own gravitational pull.
 
maybe a pigeon said:
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I’ll admit I find this pretty funny.but if Amber ends up getting a Torrid affiliate link, I’m going to be very upset.View attachment 7124981
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“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people”

Disgusting use of one’s income imho but than again I’m not fat enough to take fashion advice from a 600 pound human hippo. Really sticking to Amber there guys by supporting torrid!

As others pointed out, I too will be salty if any sponsorships come out of this development, even it means Amber getting free clothing.

I despise these Americans that can only express themselves through consumption. I already had my qualms about people using Amber as their muse in regards to fan art but this goes well beyond that. Torrid isn’t not some small time bakery having its food literally trashed; it’s fatso story that should not be in business.

Hopefully these are fake but knowing people I’m wouldn’t be surprised if it’s real.

Come on you fucking weirdos — Be Original!
 
Fried Oreos said:
My guess is trichotillomania over female pattern baldness. She seems to have a lot of hair, so she probably just picks one spot a lot.

A nice find. I hope people look out for that on her streams. Maybe we can get some different angles.
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Fat Albert COVETS conditions like she LAHS. Please don't give her another condition to use as a bully cudgel.
 
Shamelessly stealing this random compilation of Hamberlynn social media posts from reddit because they made me laugh, and they might make you laugh too.

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eta: newfag question, how the fuck should i format posts with this many images? doing thumbnails looked distracting, but spoilering it doesn't seem any better when you need to scroll a bunch of full-size images when you open it
 
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pick me gorl said:
Shamelessly stealing this random compilation of Hamberlynn social media posts from reddit because they made me laugh, and they might make you laugh too.

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eta: newfag question, how the fuck should i format posts with this many images? doing thumbnails looked distracting, but spoilering it doesn't seem any better when you need to scroll a bunch of full-size images when you open it
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Man, I really miss her social media thread. So many of these gold posts have been forgotten and that's some bullshit. She is just so retarded and it was nice to have all that retardation in one place.
 
At least the trolls buying it are leaving positive reviews and funny comments. But my view is coming from the Cobraverse where weens will one star review bomb wherever he goes and only a few will be positive and humorous. So I'm probably skewed on this.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
At least the trolls buying it are leaving positive reviews and funny comments.
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The only problem is that it might lead to affiliate links or some sort of collab between Hamhock and Torrid as mentioned previously in this thread, which means more money for the beast. Maybe it's optimistic since she is such a controversial figure, but I won't throw it out of the realm of possibility.
 
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