Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

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Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 115 10.6%
  • Fat

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"I really want to get back to eat-un healthy. What do you think, Becky?" Becky: *shrug* and shuts off the light which I assume is a metaphor for what is going on in her soul.
 
In her latest "GROCERY HAUL" video, she shows us those disgusting cabinets/her pantry in disarray & also shows us a basket of seasonings...said like: "seize-uh-neens".....and I. Was. Not. Okay.

My rage knows no bounds when listening to AL speak.
 
I love how AL has made a few mentions of how they all share the spices in the pantry, but her special Mrs. Dash is far too precious to share with the queens. No, those go in their own special bowl away from those COMMON spices and herbs. Those seas-uh-neens are strictly off limits.
 
I love how AL has made a few mentions of how they all share the spices in the pantry, but her special Mrs. Dash is far too precious to share with the queens. No, those go in their own special bowl away from those COMMON spices and herbs. Those seas-uh-neens are strictly off limits.


I noticed that too. I mean friends, don't get me wrong. I like Mrs Dash. She's a nice lady and she seasons ok, but AL puts that and Season-All Salt on everything. Mrs Dash already has a ton of salt.

I recommend this stuff so much.
 
I noticed that too. I mean friends, don't get me wrong. I like Mrs Dash. She's a nice lady and she seasons ok, but AL puts that and Season-All Salt on everything. Mrs Dash already has a ton of salt.

I recommend this stuff so much.
Ahhhhctually, Mrs. Dash is salt-free.

"The product line was originally developed by Carol Bernick, now Executive Chairwoman of the company. In the 1980s while a marketing executive at the firm, she was frustrated with the products available to flavor the meals she prepared at home for her family. She invented a salt-free blend of her own to fill the need for a convenient way to flavor the food without using salt."

But these days I'm into Braggs Organic Sprinkle (which has no salt or aminos in it)
 
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Ahhhhctually, Mrs. Dash is salt-free.

"The product line was originally developed by Carol Bernick, now Executive Chairwoman of the company. In the 1980s while a marketing executive at the firm, she was frustrated with the products available to flavor the meals she prepared at home for her family. She invented a salt-free blend of her own to fill the need for a convenient way to flavor the food without using salt."

But these days I'm into Braggs Organic Sprinkle (which has no salt or aminos in it)

Oh, I was thinking of that other one damnit, with the uh. Blue cap. I don't actually HAVE any right now and I cannot for the life of me recall the name. :autism::autism:
Edit: Oo! Nature's Seasoning. I don't know why I got them confused!
 
grockbot = crockpot

from her latest weight gain update video

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Like lately my body is like ‘Amberlynn, write poetry!’, but my mind and my heart is like-I have such a block. It just don’t work out”

No, gorl. That blockage you're feeling in your heart is an impending heart attack.
 
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