Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

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Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 115 10.6%

  • Fat

    Votes: 886 81.4%

  • Yes

    Votes: 52 4.8%

  • Has potential

    Votes: 35 3.2%
  • Total voters
    1,088
DuckSucker said:
Writing c'est la vie has made me kind of want to hear Amber lynn try to speak French. The only French this bitch knows is french fries.
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or pronounce place names in Ireland, e.g. if she were to try and read out some mail from a fan in Knockloghrim, near Magherafelt
 
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In Amber's latest video, "How things are right now" when she's talking about hanging up her "clean" clothes:

"Next on the angenda..."
 
BeebTheMilch said:
In Amber's latest video, "How things are right now" when she's talking about hanging up her "clean" clothes:

"Next on the angenda..."
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Her clean(:optimistic:??) clothes that have been on the floor for god knows how long, that the cats have lain on. "If you have cats you know" No, Amber. I don't. I put my clothes away within a reasonable time frame. But, then again I also have shit that needs to be hung up like you know, work pants. I guess gorl don't really have that problem.

Imagine just having your only problem with clothing just have to get the majority of cat hair off of it and call it a day.
 
How about some fun old school Amberism tweets? I found some monster trucks.

-"I want to be swept off my feet emotionally and mentally."
Luckily she she knows it's impossible for it to also be psychically.

-"I hate when people tell me I can't lose weight by eating cupcakes and candy. Actually I CAN, I just don't want to. I want to be healthy."
Do it. I dare you.

-"I wish food was free. Like wtf. I didn't choose to have to eat to survive, bitches. That life chose me."

-"I'm such a compassionate person. I care for others more than I care about myself."

-"It's the little things that matter. And the big things too. Everything matters."
Deep.

-"Weighed in. Starting completely fresh. Fresh like deli meat."
Ah yes, the old saying. Fresh like deli meat...

-"Why is everything acid reflux?"
I lost it at this one. No wonder she's batting ladies and dudes off of her. She's so deep and insightful.
 
"Or-Chidd"
Orchid

"Buff- fett"
Buffet

"Pee-onee"
Peony

"Figg-urrr"
Figure

"Yew Der uss"
Uterus

"Lew Sew-di-urm"
Low Sodium

"Whis-chish-sish-shish Shire"
Worcestershire
 
xenomorph said:
"Or-Chidd"
Orchid

"Buff- fett"
Buffet

"Pee-onee"
Peony

"Figg-urrr"
Figure

"Yew Der uss"
Uterus

"Lew Sew-di-urm"
Low Sodium

"Whis-chish-sish-shish Shire"
Worcestershire
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I think "buff-fett, but I know it is boofayy" should be one long A-ism.
 
In her recent video titled "explaining what happened" @ 11:15

"I'm pretty sure that it's Lexapro that highers your serotonin and then Wellbutrin is what highers your dope-luh-meen."
 
It's really concerning that someone born in a modern, first-world country, with access to all the education she could ever want via the internet, is this fucking stupid. Or, should I say, this highly smart.
 
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