Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

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Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 115 10.6%

  • Fat

    Votes: 886 81.4%

  • Yes

    Votes: 52 4.8%

  • Has potential

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In Eric's newest vlog she calls a wind chime - "A jangly loud thing"

What a stupid bitch
 
PiggyPie said:
In Eric's newest vlog she calls a wind chime - "A jangly loud thing"

What a stupid bitch
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You know, for a normal person, that could be charming. I have friends that forget certain words for a second and come up with something silly and it's cute and makes us giggle. I do it myself. However, the difference is that ol gorl does it all the time. She has the vocabulary of an underdeveloped toddler. Oh, but wait, she's a "writer". My bad. I guess I just don't get it.
 
"Let's start gambling our lives, rolling dice, like knives on a platter" is one of my most favorite things she's ever said, poetry or not, because it's fucking gobbledygook. The same with "penny of a freckle". Exactly how many pennies are in a freckle? Are you trying to frame how minute something is by removing it from something just slightly larger? Because a penny is generally larger than a freckle so I don't get it. Maggots on a train and shimmering cream cheese or whatever. Her way with words is hilarious and if she wasn't such a dong I'd love her for how awful her euphemisms are.

Eks-scape. Currently. Currently I am here, currently I am there. It's not AL certified if she doesn't say currently at least once.
 
Mrs.MichaelRooker said:
From her literary masterpiece "Scottie"...

"It was the most awkwardest thing"

Also, Hamber's description of the "impressive hospital" in her story...

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Must be a huge hospital if there's 5 different emergency wings. But what happens if someone comes in from a car crash with broken bones, glass and shrapnel puncture wounds, an underlying H1N1 infection, and they're also going into labor? How will the hospital know which ER to send them to?
 
Sure Thing Idiot said:
"Let's start gambling our lives, rolling dice, like knives on a platter" is one of my most favorite things she's ever said, poetry or not, because it's fucking gobbledygook. The same with "penny of a freckle". Exactly how many pennies are in a freckle? Are you trying to frame how minute something is by removing it from something just slightly larger? Because a penny is generally larger than a freckle so I don't get it. Maggots on a train and shimmering cream cheese or whatever. Her way with words is hilarious and if she wasn't such a dong I'd love her for how awful her euphemisms are.

Eks-scape. Currently. Currently I am here, currently I am there. It's not AL certified if she doesn't say currently at least once.
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I still don't get maggots on a train. Instead of doing the memes on snapchat she should give us the meanings behind her thinking with some of these writings and poems.
 
Maggots on a train is probably the only one I can kind of vaguely guess what she means. Like everybody is a maggot, everybody is kind of a shitty person, and theyre all on a train together where the train is is like a metaphor for life or something. Basically life sucks and youre going to have to deal with shitty people. Like a "c'est la vie" sort of thing.

I might be taking it out of context since I dont know the context, and making my own meaning because it's such a bizarre thing to write, but, death of the author and all that. That's what you get when you go into art and arent good at it.

Writing c'est la vie has made me kind of want to hear Amber lynn try to speak French. The only French this bitch knows is french fries.
 
Kelly Bundy said:
''I wish people could walk in my shoes for a minute.''
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We could go canoeing in one, they're huge.
 
formerfatcow said:
Must be a huge hospital if there's 5 different emergency wings. But what happens if someone comes in from a car crash with broken bones, glass and shrapnel puncture wounds, an underlying H1N1 infection, and they're also going into labor? How will the hospital know which ER to send them to?
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My favorite part of the multiple emergency room scenario is that there is an Emergency Room named G(lass)N(ails)E(tc.). They definitely name fields of medicine after the stuff that you get lodged in your feet walking around the trailer park without shoes.
 
From today's vid..."Every time I go to the store have to remember myself to get that."

When she's done remembering herself to buy a lint roller, she can learn herself some words.
 
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I was watching an older Younow stream Cxnt recorded, when she was packing (or rather Becky was totally not packing up the old apartment for her guys) and she wanted to...

"Higher her credit score."
 
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I still don't get maggots on a train. Instead of doing the memes on snapchat she should give us the meanings behind her thinking with some of these writings and poems.
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The thing is, most of the idioms and euphamisms which she bastardizes on the regular are pretty straight forward. The cream cheese shimmering as an outlet, or to an outlet, whatever the hell she said was obviously tantamount to saying something like "I seek refuge in the bottom of a bottle"

Or at least to that effect, if I'm not completely off the mark. Same as @DuckSucker talking about maggots up there. Her wattpad is chock full of these little gems.

"Your screams are like a five bladed knife"

"Classy temperatures erode the storm, carefully plastering loves once worn"

"Do I have the power to turn dark into a butterfly?"

Mind you, most of these are old but nonetheless bad and wonderful. If I could write as badly as AL I'd make a career of it.
 
From her spicy ramen mukbang

“Um, yeah, I don’t know....And I do feel like I am good at it [writing] *giggles* Sometimes I have writers block which kind of sucks...but..
Like lately my body is like ‘Amberlynn, write poetry!’, but my mind and my heart is like-I have such a block. It just don’t work out”
 
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Papaya23 said:
I know a few people have picked apart the various ER's but can we just talk about fucking ROSEBUD HOSPITAL

What do they treat? Prolapses? Or the cast of Citizen Kane? :islamic:
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It sounds like the fake name of a town in a CW drama, which I don't doubt she watches.
 
The way she takes 2 seconds to emphasize the "h" at the beginning of words.

Ex: "I choose to be hhhhappy" "that's just hhhhow it is"
 
Sure Thing Idiot said:
The thing is, most of the idioms and euphamisms which she bastardizes on the regular are pretty straight forward. The cream cheese shimmering as an outlet, or to an outlet, whatever the hell she said was obviously tantamount to saying something like "I seek refuge in the bottom of a bottle"

Or at least to that effect, if I'm not completely off the mark. Same as @DuckSucker talking about maggots up there. Her wattpad is chock full of these little gems.

"Your screams are like a five bladed knife"

"Classy temperatures erode the storm, carefully plastering loves once worn"

"Do I have the power to turn dark into a butterfly?"

Mind you, most of these are old but nonetheless bad and wonderful. If I could write as badly as AL I'd make a career of it.
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There is a real tragedy here. Poor circulation, sleep apnea, and a build-up of amyloid-beta on neurons (I doubt if her body's still even making insulin and with all the sugar she consumes I don't doubt she eating herself into early-onset Alzheimer's) are probably a triple-punch to her brain. Imagine how actually creative she could have been if she hadn't given herself brain damage, these metaphors are almost illustrative but it's like she loses her train of thought halfway through writing one sentence and starts writing the second half of a different metaphor at the end.
 
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