Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

[CindyChafe]

"Fedja" -- Instead of feta cheese. Dem stroke-esque word stumbles.

"I see it, it's like 3D effect"

 

[Strong Tomato]

Ahhh, when Amber tries to pronounce "salmonella" in her latest vid:
sam-uh-neel-ee-uh

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

"My tears feel like their 700 degrees hot."

She's a writer, y'all.

 

[melissarendato]

"A dozen of eggs" "six dozen of eggs"

 

[GirlSTFU]

“2 bacons”

 

[CindyChafe]

"She did a wrongdoing" - big AL, about Rafe during the cat gate saga in the deleted video trying to describe why she took Rarity and Wasabi back from Rafes dirty filthy house...

 

[Rebel Scum]

From the new video "weight loss what, like whaaatt?"

 

[liliput]

From the most recent vid "this is bad | weight loss update" - "I come possessed" when losing her motivation for the day.

 

[Yui]

"I don't give a care"

 

[Rebel Scum]

From twitter: “nature is my gym ” . You guys have a lot of cactus in Kentucky gorl?

Sorry it won’t let me edit my post.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Sorry it won’t let me edit my post.

No cacti in KY unless it's in a pot. She's got to be fucking kidding. This is the bitch that went outside and walked for like a second and randomly developed exercise induced asthma. Fucking hell, she's especially on my fucking nerves today. I must be PMSing.

 

[497]

From twitter: “nature is my gym ” . You guys have a lot of cactus in Kentucky gorl?

Maybe at the Texas Roadhouse?

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

From twitter: “nature is my gym ” .

I guess that's why she avoids going outside so fucking much.

 

[meepmapmop]

From today's video: "safeknit community"

.... fucking really?

 

[classtrash]

Also from today's video "I just love it so good" about the bread she purchased.

 

[497]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=44i609ats8o;m=13;s=10
"I don't give a care"

Her arms look so big in that pic. It looks like she has a shrunken head or in fun house mirror.

 

[A Owl]

Oo oo can I add this here please?

"Twenny five, mile, marathons"

I mentioned it on e̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶s̶
"clearing up some things".

 

[BigAmsGams]

From ‘When life gets in the way’ -

“What about nahhh?” - referring to the position of her tripod so she can capture less chins....

*wheezing & outta breath* “Walking the parking lot it was actually incline up.” - Amber explaining the FLAT car park she just walked across.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Joaquin the parkeen lot. I'm in love with Joaquin.

 

[BeebTheMilch]

From "6000 Calories | Day 4"


"I can't just wake up overnight......and be a completely different.....gorl."