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Brick breaker game in the style of Touhou 1 Highly Responsive to Prayers but replace Reimu with a kiwi bird and the bricks with Elliot Fong Jones' face. Make the bosses various tranny cows. The game ends with a link to all of their threads. It'd be funny because PC-98 Touhou is very troon infested and I want to spread the Kiwihou to them.
 
As a Christmas present to us make k/place a reality.

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Real-name (aka dead name) database and web-addon that changes all tranny names to their real name when you come across them on the web or in news articles, example, every news puff piece for Ellen Page uses her real name and not "Elliot".
Seconding this, but also make it hide all trans flag emojis. I hate seeing those things. I've gotten ublock to hide them on some sites, but not all of them.
 
Making jannybot determine if some post is a community thread in-joke would have saved ya a lot of trouble last week
if you're still defending falsely accusing people of child rape you can leave. this position has not changed.
 
saar add an automatic translation tool for the non English thread's saar
I don't know if this suggestion fits what you're looking for - but it would be nice for KW to have a built-in translator. I'd really like to browse some international threads like Drachenlord, but I don't speak German.
I actually wouldn't even need something this powerful for that because modern translation models fit on old GPUs.
 
AI that runs new user nicknames/email through search and compiles result in a post at their profile. That will prevent people registering with their clearnet names AND anger retards who spawncamp for fun.
 
Can we get a Null Doggie desktop pet but for the kiwifarms.st sphere only? So that when you're browsing you just have the little doggy there and you can click on him and shit and make him do cute things.
like one of 'ese:
 
Make a website Easter egg where, if a user is on the site for more than four hours, it redirects the user to an animated slobbermutt telling him or her to go do something else. Make it so there is a counter for each time an account gets this Easter egg and, after every third time, the video gets progressively weirder, more fever dreamlike, and slobbermutt is more insistent. At the ten count, temporarily ban the user for 24 hours. If a user is temporarily banned for this reason more than three times, enter them into a list for a new yearly award for "Most Terminally Online Kiwi Farms User."
 
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