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Of course. 𝓐𝓘 𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓵𝓭 𝓽𝓸𝓭𝓪𝔂. Who else? 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕵𝖊𝖜𝖘? Please. 𝕹𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖎𝖊𝖘? They brought enshittification to us all. This will be the age of AI. ＡＩ！
Make a thing that can mirror a website to offline, the full website not just a page, and package it into a non editable format so that it can be read by browsers but also be shared in posts or emails.
This is a USIPS thing. Kevin Crawley did some work into something that could import ghostarchive/preservetube/archivetoday/archiveorg pages into a unified USIPS repository. I think he did actually save terabytes of data this way aeons ago.
Let people vote whether or not a user has white or brown hands. It is displayed as a hue slider style gradient bar somewhere. The left side is brown and the right is white.
Have Claude change the Ignore feature by making posts by ignored users collapsed but not completely hidden from view. That way, thread highlights aren't broken when an ignored user is highlighted, and you can easily tell when someone you ignore is baiting replies.
Not necessarily random, but on PC you can get a similar result by just hovering over the number in the top right of the post and looking at the url that pops up in the bottom left.
Is it possible to use information about "users who like Lolcow X also often like Lolcow Y" as a... classifier? (Sorry, I am a retard) So that then you could ask the AI to guess what other Lolcows you might enjoy?
I feel like there are specific parts of the Farms that completely delight me but they aren't always obvious matches. Like, I LOVE the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch but a lot of other troon content disgusts me almost too much to enjoy. But there is a thread on here about African American foods that sometimes makes me cackle in a very Tranchlike way, where it's also... weirdly... similarly anthropological and interesting? I have learned a TON about agriculture and camelid health problems from the Tranch and a lot about food history and recipes from the AA foods thread. They're both this perfect mix of hilarious and interesting to me.
My idea: an app that records your wife/girlfriend's voice, then when she talks for more than 30 seconds straight, your phone rings.
Possible names: "Husher"; "Interrupther"; "Silenceher".
My wife actually thinks I already have such an app, because my phone so often rings while she's rambling on about some shit I couldn't care less about.
Is it possible to use information about "users who like Lolcow X also often like Lolcow Y" as a... classifier? (Sorry, I am a retard) So that then you could ask the AI to guess what other Lolcows you might enjoy?
Hello Josh. I am a massive newfag so I will apologize in advance for my lack of assimilation in your community culture and possibly context that I'm missing. I have not lurked very much. I would be very thankful if anyone wants to fill me in on things I've missed. I do want to say a few words.
$200 is very little tokens if you're talking about the extra Claude usage credits in an individual Max plan. Even then, I wouldn't suggest you to downgrade to Sonnet to try staying within the small budget. Sonnet 5.5 is purported to be near Opus level but less costly only when given very detailed instructions. With Opus 5.5, you'll probably end up needing to pay extra if you do not allocate tokens from your regular plan.
At the moment, I'm making an archive of Lt Corbis videos. I thought if you could have a function to auto rename files upon upload based on natural language. It could not only make users more anonymous and less pattern-recognizable but also make file names more useful if we prefixed them properly per thread. I haven't thought all of this out, obviously. Sorry!
While I'm writing this, I see that most most fags users either don't have an idea of how big their asks are or shitposting. I don't know if you'll ever read this because we're no longer on the first thread page when I started my slow typing hands. I'm trying not to be another needless noise.
Another idea: some kind of pie chart or other kind of graph that speculates a users interests based on their posts. Like amazons new "about you" section.
Maybe a feature that combs through your post history and makes a report on you like Amazon appparently does?
Your favourite slur:
Your favourite part of the site:
Stuff like that.
Could even be used as a power level indicator to find out just how many personal details you've spilled over the years for potential cleanup.
No idea if this is what you meant but if its not just trash rate it.
AI summary of the hottest latest developments in any given thread so save browsing trough highlights?
Just a small AI summary of the current state of x thread or x lolcow
Have the AI create an in-browser, mainly text-based Game like the old 2005ish era Horse/Dog raising sim Games. The goal is to create the perfect LolCow with stats like: stupidity, outrageousness, filthiness, aggressiveness, arrogance, outspokenness, delusion, etc.; and a training analogue to raise stats. Those old Games used a daily energy system that certain actions drained the Points of. If you were a paid Member that would give you more daily energy/you could own more, better stat increase when training, stuff like that.
Then Members can have a sim LolCow Ranch to raise the greatest imaginary LolCow and compete their carefully cultivated Abominations in Events against other Members such as: Gaining Socialmedia Followers, Getting Banned From Socialmedia, Creating Disturbances in Public, How Fast They Can Turn A New Apartment/Home/Relative's Basement Into A Foul Pit Of Dispair, Nonsensical Lawsuit Filing, etc., all judged based on stats like the old horse racing, show jumping, dog agility, etc., in the old sim Games.
[Maybe there could be basic LolCow types like DeathFat, WokeScold, SchitzoCow, Furry, VTuber, Political Commentator, Former Celebrity, etc., I dunno, some of those, that have different base starting stats? Could even create hybrids, (But avoiding the really horrible, not funny stuff like the animal torturers, and Nonces, as important as that sort of Topic being discussed here and Proofs archived is)]
This is an extraordinarily and stupid Idea, and completely useless in terms of site functionality, but it might be fun.
Can we get a Null Doggie desktop pet but for the kiwifarms.st sphere only? So that when you're browsing you just have the little doggy there and you can click on him and shit and make him do cute things.
like one of 'ese: https://youtube.com/watch?v=S7fPCGh5xxo
This is along the lines of what I was suggesting but even simpler/better/less saturated with Austism: but can you make him so we can level him up, train him, feed him, etc, teach him to do tricks, etc? Sort of like a virtual Pet. Imagine if you could randomly find items for your SlobberMutt while browsing/using Sitefeatures to customise him/dress him up? Have you Mutt show up on your Profile if you'd like it to, True and Honest could even get a special gold or green Collar for their SlobberMutt as a starting accessory. Can AI do cute Pixelart style/animation? I'd volunteer to help with pixelart, and we have many actually talented Kiwis here who might pitch in as well.
If we didn't want SlobberMutts, little cute Kiwibirds like hatch from the donation Eggs could be even better?(and less ,sparkle dog', reeking of Furry)
and stupid Idea, and completely useless in terms of site functionality, but it might be fun.