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Do you remember Ghost of Null?

I want an AI that takes random insults from Null and randomly replies to people with said insult, just for the funny of someone getting randomly bitched out by AI @Null
 
Oh! an AI Youtube Live channel that takes General Chat, censors it based on Neil Mo-ham's rules and makes them 3D models that walk around interacting with each other like Infinite Arlen:


Then users can superchat the AI show to force it to generate micro-scripts off prompts, and users clip it and share the clips on site, it makes money, everybody's happy
 
Make it easier to search for lolcows and content in general. Make it able to search for specific content, such as pictures or videos, based on a simple text prompt.

I was recently searching for a certain lolcow's video where he pisses in a toilet and misses exceptionally. After 10 minutes of searching different combinations of "pissing" "piss" "peeing" "[Lolcow's name]" "toilet" "mess" "messy" I just gave up.
 
Could it make an actual casino with on site Kiwi-Bucks where users can spend real world hours gambling away fictional currency that is only useful for bragging rights? If you want to really encourage degeneracy you could even let users buy stickers normally reserved for gold members.

If it’s good enough maybe Bossmanjack will play it when he gets out of the joint.
 
Add an ability to draw in threads and user profiles.
Not like oekaki with a small viewport, but with a canvas over the whole page. Obviously the OP of the thread/owner of the page should be able to enable/disable this feature or clean the canvas, while regular users would be able to hide/show it.
 
Give us a well deserved ai animated King Cobra jfs anime or adult swim animation but good ending where he outlasts the worst lolcows or others compare him to. Including him slaying sickos and going to the UK with his dad.
Or
Some kind of brand deal that tricks boomers into supporting the kiwifarms through support of Israel or similar.

Idk im just spitballin
 
Fart Finger Joseph said:
Make it easier to search for lolcows and content in general. Make it able to search for specific content, such as pictures or videos, based on a simple text prompt.
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that is in the works.
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BroTeamPill has had the same idea like you, code everything for retard shit, he's had so many projects, it's insane, should get in contact with him to help you get AI voice actors with AI models for donations or a bot that makes every user a vampire who can suck the blood of others, but you can also be a vampire hunter and the fire extinguisher stops them, etc., etc...

Just make MATI better with the agents bro
 
Make a marketing pitch for steam locomotives that is as appealing as the pitch for AI. Some highlights I've imagined:

"Our trains' demand will make coal so expensive that poor families might have to choose between food or heat in the winter."
"Expect mass unemployment among coach riders, mailmen, lorries. We'll make them all obsolete."
"Honestly, we can't even tell how these engines are going to work. One might derail off the tracks and turn you into paste on the pavement, or maybe a boiler will blow up at a crowded station and tear apart dozens, if not hundreds of people with iron shrapnel."
 
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