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It’s sometimes hard to find specific cows. It feels like a game of Akinator, but in reverse. Here’s the reference, https://en.akinator.com/ I would like a bot that can try to narrow down a lolcow.
Example: “Is he black?” Yes “is he fat?” Yes “is he deceased?” I don’t think so. “Is he a pedo?” Yes. “Is it EDP445?” YES! Thank you kiwi bot!
Something like that. We can give him funny names like ACK!-KKKiwinator or just Kiwinator
Program something to send letters to your reps in washington about issues you care about, Josh. So others can mail / email their rep within a minute or two.
Have the ai find, catalog and sort Internet Conspiracies, and most essentially find the most constructive way to map them out logically, a digital red-string board of sorts.
If need be, start with main themes and elements like JFK, 9/11, but if it can go for it, get them all. For example, there used to be tons of wild conspiracies about 9/11, from no planes at all to lasers, and those have all but been lost to time, as mentioned on a recent MATI, but doing due ai diligence they should be found.
At base level there's an archival and practical usefullness to the gathering, but how the machine sorts it all out could get interesting, much like those motor designs that engineers never imagined, something like that could get interesting...
Maybe an actual phenotype guesser? Like you send a picture of a face and it cross-compares it to humanphenotypes.net. If a user uploads a picture on the site maybe a link to the relevant phenotype could be automatically generated.
Have AI analyze the Sharty thread against the site's explicit rules/code of conduct, and the perceived risks of culture clash that are unique to Sharty posters(ironic unironic ponyposting?), and generate a guideline of corrective measures a hypothetical moderator would have to take upon expanding the Sharty thread into an entire sub-forum.
•Top 10 List of problem users
•Top 5 most disturbing trends
•Top 10 most repeated lines and phrases
•Most highly rated Cobson images across the history of the thread
Custom background images for the forum for gold T&H users (would replace the comic book background.) Other users can see it on their profile. This has been requested before I'm pretty sure.
Use topic modeling to create better, non-obvious categories of how which lolcows are related to each other, so that you can take what kind of lolcows a user posts in and give them a list of conceptually-similar lolcows that they would be interested in. These topics wouldn't just be surface level "oh these lolcows both shit themselves" but would be mathematical representations of their linguistic and conceptual difference to each other, thus helping give users recommendations for lolcows they never would have considered before. You could even give each user for their top 3 most likely to enjoy lolcows a short summary of why it's relevant to their interests.
If you need help I've done something similar before, it's very cool
Middle click on an embedded video on KF so it shows up in a new tab to download easier.
Or maybe embedded card game using lolcows as the faces for the various playing cards and you can play it with other kiwis.
