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Anstiv said:
Use topic modeling to create better, non-obvious categories of how which lolcows are related to each other, so that you can take what kind of lolcows a user posts in and give them a list of conceptually-similar lolcows that they would be interested in. These topics wouldn't just be surface level "oh these lolcows both shit themselves" but would be mathematical representations of their linguistic and conceptual difference to each other, thus helping give users recommendations for lolcows they never would have considered before. You could even give each user for their top 3 most likely to enjoy lolcows a short summary of why it's relevant to their interests.

If you need help I've done something similar before, it's very cool
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That sounds awesome like a pandora of lol cows! I’m voting for this one!
 
Halloween zombie forum game where users collect antidotes scattered around random forum pages to stay human while others become zombies (status indicated by username color or a frame around their pfp). Once you are a zombie you can't go back but you can bite human users and if they don't use an antidote they become a zombie. Biting has a cooldown time or zombies can only bite a user a certain amount of times (dunno how to make them not too powerful). Humans can't read zombie posts (zombie posts get translated to "Grrrr argh"). Game starts Oct 30th and ends Nov 1. Last humans to survive get bragging rights. Totally arbitrary. Just for fun game.
 
make something in which an AI reads an entire thread and then acts like the topic of said thread. so for example. make it read everything about ethan ralph and the bot then becomes ethan ralph do this for multiple lolcows and then isolate them in their own thread for people to watch interact almost like fishtank but with AI lolcows
 
I really like the Lolcow digital collectables and/or fighting characters.
How hard would it be to get a turn based fighting game with lolcows you can level up by making good contributions to threads?
 
Develop and integrate the "Jeralyzer" system into the site as a way that can archive any channels actively aligned to the cow in the title of the thread. Its a tremendous tool that significantly advance the archival and analysis features of the site and its audience's ability to engage with the material.
 
You know what would be handy is a social media bot that can find cows on Mastodon. That probably crosses a line but we could also use it on each other and that would be hilarious! A lot of fuckers here have programmer socks and it's always fun why they get found out.
 
Blackstar said:
Make KF run Doom
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I know this is a shitpost, but forum games that directly integrate with KF accounts could be really fun. This especially goes for turn based strategy style stuff, the sort of thing you'd run a pitboss server for in Civ. There's a lot of open-source stuff you could raid to form the basis of the code logic too
 
Starved Artist said:
Voice clone CWC's parents and have the Ai call him at 3AM.
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That could lead to some horrifying AI version of bob going full jacob marley and calling him to confront him about fucking barb, telling him the act condemned both bob himself and eventually chris when he dies to some hell like afterlife ruled by mary lee walsh and the only way to avoid it is to learn from the three ghosts of sonichu past, present and future and become a less autistic person

That said, seeing as its spooky season, how about an AI thriller video parody with lolcows instead of zombies and chris turning into sonichu instead of michael jackson turning into a werewolf

or failing that, how about an ai video with no dong doing a song and dance number about his consent accident and fair use laws while it rains cat hairs

Null said:
Before: Someone reports 100 things in some shit thread. I don't want to deal with it. I ask trombonista to deal with it, but it's the sabbath, so I gotta deal with it
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That makes it very clear who trombonista actually is:
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The easiest solution is to just tell him you'll quit the kiwi league bowling team if he refuses and to point out he's actually polish catholic
 
Make it so that whenever someone with a pink triangle posts in any thread, the post still goes through, but it automatically unwatches the thread and logs them out so they have to log back in and find the thread again if they want to keep shitting it up.
 
Use the AI to break cows into "types" where you get to the end of a thread, it recommends another based on what you've already engaged with.

Like Youtube Recommendations except with psychopaths instead.
 
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