7/23 Court Date

[Cid Highwind]

Incontinuance

Incontinence!

 

[A Skeleton]

Continuances out the ass until either Chris chimps out again and gets thrown in jail or the GameStop employee gets impatient, says "fuck it", and drops the charges.

I mean, neither of those are going to happen, but it's nice to think about.

 

[Apocalypso]

Spoiler: A new judge

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I beg to differ...

Spoiler

The next Continu..er I mean Court Date is coming. Thoughts, predictions or any of the sort?

Someone should get a Sigh-O-Meter and measure how many times Chris will sigh that day while we all places bets, Banzai style.

Spoiler

Spoiler

A: 0-15 times
B: 16-30 times
C: 31-45 times
D: 46-60 times
E: 61-75 times
Place your bets now!

Betting ends!

 

[timtommy]

This is a bit of a shot in the dark, but I think its got a real shot.

Chris is awarded majority control in Sega and GameStop for the troubles and heartaches they put him through.

The manjerks at the GameStop and the designers of the blarms are charged with their crimes. They quickly roll over and confess that they were put up to it by a cabal of Mary Lee Walsh, Michael Snyder and Megan Schroeder.

Mary, Michael, and Megan immediately go on the run. They first go to Hong Kong. From there Putin offers them asylum in Russia. The three negotiate for a small parcel of land in the Caucasus, which they christen Molvania.

 

[The Man With No Name]

 

[AnOminous]

What is the theme song for this court appearance?

It's hard to come up with a theme song for something that won't last longer than the song.

Continuances out the ass until either Chris chimps out again and gets thrown in jail or the GameStop employee gets impatient, says "fuck it", and drops the charges.

The GameStop employee has nothing to do with the charges. Virginia is bringing the charges.

 

[Meowzers]

i'm looking forward to his court outfit. i hope shows off those swinging d-cup breasts of his

from within the courthouse, we'll hear someone screaming JULAAAY'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE, and a few moments later a teenager wearing a pickle suit will be escorted from the building.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So..... anyone going?

 

[ZehnBoat]

It's hard to come up with a theme song for something that won't last longer than the song.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Sentenced to death by lethal injection, but due to a comical mix-up the vial of execution drugs gets swapped with estrogen.

 

[Blueberry]

The question is what will Christine be wearing?

Inquiring fashionista Spergs must know!

 

[Barack Obama]

I will sentence him to grow a pair.

 

[Anonimo]

*Insert revenge porn fantasy here*

 

[Gothicserpent]

Nothing will happen

 

[TaterBot]

what @lipitor said.

need special ops undercover elite stealth reporter to get a recording of it

 

[Apocalypso]

what @lipitor said.

need special ops undercover elite stealth reporter to get a recording of it

We should get a drone to film everything.

The question is what will Christine be wearing?

Inquiring fashionista Spergs must know!

He'll most likely try to disguise himself under an old lady's hat again. Note well, to anyone attending.

Also, be on the look-out for any nosey reporters. So bring some mace if need be.

 

[Ruin]

Spoiler

 

[Barmy4Blarms]

The question is what will Christine be wearing?

Inquiring fashionista Spergs must know!

Something ridiculous and ill fitting I imagine...

 

[Apocalypso]

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Henry Bemis]

The Commonwealth of Virginia will disappoint.

Again.

Again.