2016 Presidental Debates - Donald J Trump vs Hillary R Clinton

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May as well get this thread out of the way now. Any bets on who screams first (or if Hillary passes out)

First Debate: Monday September 26th, at 9PM at Hofstra University.

It will be streamed on YouTube for free.

Edit: lol fucked up the date
 
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When Hillary started giving Trump shit about his tax returns, and she was like, "there must be something he's hiding," I was expecting him to bring up how her campaign people deleted the e-mails and smashed their devices with hammers for the same reason.

I was disappointed...
 
Null said:
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If you think this fucking pedophile looking rat looking cuckold is going to be able to stand up to a southern gentleman you're so wrong.
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And Pence looks like this:
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He looks like someone left a Stretch Armstrong doll out in the sun. You think this bigoted vacuum of charisma is going to woo anyone who isn't already chugging down the Trump koolaid?
 
Trump was screaming red-faced at the Republican primary debates continually and it worked because the base right wingers hate their own politicians now due to ideological purity standards that make them useless to begin with as politicians and render them lacking in crossover appeal outside of gerrymandered safe house seats. I suspect Trump's been secretly tranquilized daily unbeknownst to him by his handlers since Conway took over for manager #2 and now is slowly building up immunity to the drug they're using to subdue him because he started to get to that level of pique after about 30 minutes of this debate but lacked the top end of fury he had in the primary events. Unfortunately for him it won't work the same way it did there with Clinton because she gives zero fucks about calling him out as a nut job and she doesn't have to throw meat to the base he screamed to court over the last eight months which neutered all the politicians who tried to do anything approaching that from inside the party paradigm previously.

He still was able to get a few claw marks into her metaphorical hide during this one but she took his balls for the most part here and it was pretty brutal near the end. If she keeps up the nice facade all the way to the last debate and he can't help but go to the petty name-calling in response before then, she'll be able to skin him alive on her closing statement by remixing the 'short fingered vulgarian' Spy magazine jibe for the new millennium as the final say before election day between the two and his public shaming will be complete.
 
Null said:
I said a true southern gentleman, not a gay pedophile who happens to be from the South.

The real question is, are they circumcised?
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Indiana was an abolitionist Union state. Are you trying to imply Mike Pence molested Michael Jackson?

Go get your fucking shinebox, bitch, and don't forget to bring the MANGOSTEEN.

I'm sorry. Was one of those the other hotpocket dispenser?
 
*Asterisk* said:
Indiana was an abolitionist Union state. Are you trying to imply Mike Pence molested Michael Jackson?

Go get your fucking shinebox, bitch, and don't forget to bring the MANGOSTEEN.

I'm sorry. Was one of those the other hotpocket dispenser?
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I'm only quoting this post so you can't edit it later because I haven't a fucking clue what you're trying to say.
 
Null said:
I'm only quoting this post so you can't edit it later because I haven't a fucking clue what you're trying to say.
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You were saying some shit about the pedo-looking one being demolished by a Southern Gentleman. Since only Kaine is even remotely close to being Southern in any sense, the only logical interpretation of what you're saying is that Mike Pence is a pedophile.

As such, I was just speculating which famous Indianans Pence most likely molested.
 
Lester Holt was so clearly against Trump he gave him a shit ton of hard questions but barely pressed Hillary on anything. He was also terrible at moderating.

I think Trump and I had the same problem with this debate: expected too much from trump and too little from Hillary

He thought he was gonna just teabag her straight on the stage while she stayed meek the way he did in the GOP primaries because basically no one put up a fight there. And he probably expected her to be so low energy Jeb would look like a fucking coke head in comparison

So he pulled many punches while she went straight to his balls and had no problem lying and it took him off balance. He landed many good hits but wasn't expecting to get hit as hard

Overall pretty much a stalemate but I hope whoever calibrates the human emotion part of the Hillary not does a better job next time because "trumped out trickle down" and BLEEP BLOOP DONT YOU KNOW I HAVE A HU-MAN GRANDCHILD and LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY HUMBLE GRAND-PAW routines were cringy as fuck
 
I think we can all agree Lester Holt should never moderate a debate again and that Vince McMahon would have done a better job
 
Internet War Criminal said:
He thought he was gonna just teabag her straight on the stage while she stayed meek the way he did in the GOP primaries because basically no one put up a fight there. And he probably expected her to be so low energy Jeb would look like a fucking coke head in comparison
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I have a feeling he is going to go in a lot better next time. This gave him a good idea of what to expect, and even if he doesn't prepare in the traditional sense he is armed with the tools he needs to see this one through. His opponent may as well be a cardboard box with a vaguely womanish face painted on it half the time. In any case, the shilling was strong tonight.
 
Gym Leader Elesa said:
I have a feeling he is going to go in a lot better next time. This gave him a good idea of what to expect, and even if he doesn't prepare in the traditional sense he is armed with the tools he needs to see this one through. His opponent may as well be a cardboard box with a vaguely womanish face painted on it half the time. In any case, the shilling was strong tonight.
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During Reagan's (pbuh) first debate in 1984 he flopped WAY harder than Trump did tonight (who at worst tied and at best slightly had the upper hand by a modicum)

He came back the next debate and reeeeeekt Mondale

Hillary is gonna become overconfident and that first debate is as good as its gonna get for her. It's Trumps game to win
 
Sounds like MSM is calling it for Clinton
 
Yeah, I expect Trump to do better at the next debate. Though I am curious, did anyone else get the impression that Hillary wasn't taking the debate serious from all of her laughing and shit? I know it was just an act to downplay anything Trump said, but I found it incredibly annoying. One of my friends has already said he doesn't think she was taking things serious, and I'm wondering if anyone else got that vibe or was turned off by her attitude?
 
Internet War Criminal said:
Hillary is gonna become overconfident
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More like she's going to become deathly sick. I was surprised by her vigor in this debate. I assume whatever drugs they pumped her full of can't be used often, and she won't have as much energy in her following debates.

Lester is a cuck. Donald said he would release his tax returns after the audit was over, and then Lester continued to ask him the same question.
 
Internet War Criminal said:
During Reagan's (pbuh) first debate in 1984 he flopped WAY harder than Trump did tonight (who at worst tied and at best slightly had the upper hand by a modicum)

He came back the next debate and reeeeeekt Mondale

Hillary is gonna become overconfident and that first debate is as good as its gonna get for her. It's Trumps game to win
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The old Rope-a-dope. Classic.
 
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