2016 Presidental Debates - Donald J Trump vs Hillary R Clinton

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May as well get this thread out of the way now. Any bets on who screams first (or if Hillary passes out)

First Debate: Monday September 26th, at 9PM at Hofstra University.

It will be streamed on YouTube for free.

Edit: lol fucked up the date
 
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Clinton's advisors already gave away the plan, or at least the one they suggested to her (and she is the Democrat puppet, she'll probably follow). The idea is just letting Trump do the talking because he'll inevitably say something exceptional and he'll do her work for her.

Unfortunately for her, I'm pretty sure he just plans to hammer her on her health, corruption, and her emails/DNCleaks, which is his best strategy to win the election imo.

Source
 
What are the odds she passes the fuck out and does a faceplant on the podium?
 
Beaniebon said:
Clinton's advisors already gave away the plan, or at least the one they suggested to her (and she is the Democrat puppet, she'll probably follow). The idea is just letting Trump do the talking because he'll inevitably say something exceptional and he'll do her work for her.
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This is actually a terrible plan. Trump finally has a campaign manager who can keep him on a little bit of a leash and wrangle him to stay mostly on point.

Ask Jeb Bush how that low energy shit worked. If all Hillary does is sit there with her eyes going in opposite directions while twitching strangely, that is not going to help.
 
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This is actually a terrible plan. Trump finally has a campaign manager who can keep him on a little bit of a leash and wrangle him to stay mostly on point.

Ask Jeb Bush how that low energy shit worked. If all Hillary does is sit there with her eyes going in opposite directions while twitching strangely, that is not going to help.
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Clinton needs to fire these fuckwad advisors because between this, "basket of deplorables", and white supremacist pepe they really have no idea what they're doing
 
DEBATE RULES:

YOU MUST STAND
NO EARPLUGS
NO EARPIECES
NO COUGHING BREAKS
NO COUGH DROPS
YOU WILL BE TESTED FOR DRUGS PRE-DEBATE
YOU MUST FACE THE [FLASHING] CAMERAS AT ALL TIMES
DO NOT MAKE STUPID FACES
DO NOT PISS YOURSELF
DO NOT SHIT YOURSELF
NO FAINTING ALLOWED
NO STANDING-AID DEVICES ALLOWED
YOU CANNOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE TEMPERATURE
IF YOU LEAVE THE STAGE, YOU LOSE
NO DOCTORS POSING AS SECRET SERVICE AGENTS ALLOWED ON STAGE

LET'S ROLOLOLOLOL
 
With how things have gone as of late, I can see Hillary just going off of the deep end about cartoon frogs, and the "Alt-Right". She's pretty much become the typical "progressive" frothing at the mouth about Trump.
 
OP or moderator, fix the OP. The first debate takes place on Monday the 26th of September at 9PM EST (New York time). There's no Monday the 29th of September in 2016.

We are about two days away. I hope people bring small strobe lights and randomly shout alt-right occult memetic phrases.
 
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If anyone mentions the cartoon frog chug whatever you're drinking till you pass out.
 
Expectations: nothing too flashy, Hillary says racist a bunch of times, Trump attacks her on her sketchy past.
Wishes: Hillary goes on a tirade about the Alt-Right and nazi frogs, Trump says something funny and gives her a new nickname.
 
I hope Trump attacks her on Pepe. I want the fucking presidential debate to contain a serious discussion on a meme.
 
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