Tattoos 12/06/17 - Phil's Phace Tattoo

[Chan the Wizard]

I’m disappointed. I was hoping for an anti-Kiwi forehead tattoo.
One day.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Looks like a cat clawed his nose.

 

[xyrichard]

I'm going to donate $50 or so to Phil (never thought I'd do this) so he can fuck himself up with some more tattoos.

 

[Positron]

I'm going to donate $50 or so to Phil (never thought I'd do this) so he can fuck himself up with some more tattoos.

Why pay ourselves when we can let his asspatters pay him?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

For being a curvy Latina, Phil has the backside of any obese, Italian plumber, who beats his fiance and mother.

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

/autistic tumblrina screeching/ He's culturally approrpiating Bajorans, what a problematic piece of shit!

 

[Twrx]

You know, I'm wondering if he had to pay for these photos too.

 

[MG 192]

Boy, I can't wait for old age to set in and all those tattoos start to distort from his malnourished body failing to support the skin.

Also there's the possibility that he gets a STD from getting tattoos. Lolcows aren't exactly the most self-aware and educated people so Phil likely doesn't realize that tattooing (especially if not done by a machine) can spread STDs if they've been used before.

It would be hilarious if Phil got a STD from one of his attention whoring tattoos and not by fucking.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Face tattoos always say “poor decision maker.”

Or "I am a drug addict felon"

 

[Big Nasty]

Face tattoos always say “poor decision maker.”

I've seen a hard-core bum who had beer brand logos tattooed on his neck.

 

[JSGOTI]

Does Phil just use back-street scratchers? Because there's no way in fucking hell a reputable tattoo artist would do this without extensive questioning. And if they did, I would be seriously questioning their ethics when this guy is clearly mentally exceptional.

The sad reality is that he goes to real tattoo shops. With decent skill to go with most of the artists, even.

But the problem is this, he demands his drawings be copied EXACTLY as he drew them and not fixed or corrected. Hence, looking like a spastic child scribbled all over the place.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

God, those comically small ears.

Also, the fuck is his facial tattoo? Just scratch lines with a drop of blood?

It represents the least money he could spend to collect the street cred

 

[Rupin]

Great now the tard can forever be unemployable.

 

[omori]

Lmao that's not a Russian mafia tattoo. That's a tattoo that's supposed to represent being incarcerated. It's common among Mexican inmates.

 

[Ray Streip]

Remember when tubby swore he was 170? Good times.

I didn't screencap it because it's a pain on mobile, but someone called him out on his youcaring about getting tattoos while begging for rent.

And of course it promptly got deleted, sadly: I almost feel bad for those people, they do mean well.

 

[sbm1990]

You know, now that I think about it, I bet he purposely wears that huge nosering in a lousy attempt to cover up his buckteeth, or at least an attempt to make his teeth look less noticable. Regardless, it makes him look even more retarded.

 

[Apocalypso]

His face looks like something you'd hang on your door to keep away Christmas carolers.

 

[Strelok]

Oh Phills still alive?

Ok.

 

[The Dude]

Well, three lines across the nose isn't exactly "I Make Shitty Life Decisions" tattooed across the forehead, but it's close enough. And I love how that Anti-Fa(ggot) star is all distorted because of Phil's fat ass. The only way it could be more apt is if he'd had "WIDE LOAD" tattooed there instead.

The idiot got a nose ring and he's in the Northwest. It gets cold in those places. That ring is going to get chilled and freeze his nose and he's going to be MISERABLE.

Well, even more than usual.

You would be correct, except for the fact that Phil never goes outside.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

What does this have to do with antifa? It's a red and black nautical star. This was like babbys first tattoo in 2003.