Tattoos 12/06/17 - Phil's Phace Tattoo

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Miel67 said:
So why claim to be a Latinx Woman then??
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That's... a complicated question. The short answer is probably some combination of autism and wanting to be a special unique snowflake.

The long answer? Autism for one. Phil is extremely white bread. He's like your stereotypical plain, average, middle class suburban kid. Except Phil is also extremely stupid and a bit afraid of things he doesn't understand, which comes out in racism. Now by all accounts his dad Angelo is a pretty chill guy and even re-married a black woman. No idea if his mom is racist, but she sounds kind of neurotic so who knows. The thing is, Phil is stupid, and tends to assume everyone else is as stupid as he is, and has similar views.

There's a very strong contrarian streak in him. He gets off on challenging authority... sort of. He's afraid of being smacked down by someone in power, but he'll talk a big game if nobody is watching him. I'm guessing he wasn't very popular with the teachers at school. A lot of his behaviour is him just acting out for attention. He likes trying to shock people, but his tastes are rather vanilla, so it comes out as play acting. He'll try bondage gear, pop culture witchcraft, whatever HE thinks is shocking.

Now, personally I think he has rather black and white views, perhaps in large part because of his autism. He tends to paint things as all being one extreme or another. In his mind, all white people are cishet, live in suburbs, hold 9-to-5 jobs, vote Republican, etc, whereas all PoCs are happy, urban, homeless, dirty, liberal and trans. Hence he mixes up all of his weird antifa and extreme leftist symbolism with his faux Latina crap, trans crap, and bicycles (because bicycles are lesbian and communist, because China rode them in Hetalia; not even kidding, that's where he got his infatuation with bicycles).

Now deep down he's actually afraid of meeting a real life Latino, or anyone who isn't white, really, because he's a racist and as I said above he has a hard time understanding other cultures. On some level Latino is an abstract label for him. It's like LARPing as an elf; its fun to so, but he can't wrap his head around actual Latinos. It's not even so much that he fears being called out on his fake Spanish, although I'm sure that's part of it.

He wants to think of Latinos as being Taco Bell and Mexicans he saw on TV shows because he can understand that. It's comfortable for him. It's not scary. He also had a hard on for J. Lo. Not sure if he still does. Like many trannies, I don't think Phil fully understands the idea of crushes or sexuality. Somewhere the wires got crossed. Instead of going "oh she's hot," his mind went "she makes me feel funny, maybe I should BE like her!" Same for the whole Naruto thing. Yeah, fapping to a cartoon character is weird, but whatever, it's far from the weirdest thing on the internet, let alone the weirdest thing Phil has done. But somehow he extrapolated that he wanted to dress like the characters and "be totally gay cuz yaoi iz kawaii!"

I think the real tipping point for Phil was attaching himself to the SJW culture. Nothing wrong with leaning liberal but for Phil it's less about politics and more about being an edgy teenager. Being gay was popular, then being trans. Phil found people who (at least at the time) wouldn't kick him out of their circle, because he was clearly a mentally unstable "transwoman of color" or some such crap, and it would look bad. Phil has managed to keep up with the imagery of people half his age, but they tolerate him out of pity, not because he's some bad ass anarchist rebel.

And really that sums Phil up; he's still a teenager. He's in his late 30s and he's acting like he's still a kid. He hasn't really held a job since Wawa, he doesn't have any education or life goals, he just waddles around getting worse, and really life is going to catch up with him sooner rather than later. Just when you think Phil can't go any lower, he manages to get a fucking face tattoo. A fucking face tattoo. I don't see his life ending well...

The sad thing is, he'll probably go out with a whimper rather than a bang. Most likely he'll die an anonymous death in a gutter and we'll never know.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
What does this have to do with antifa? It's a red and black nautical star. This was like babbys first tattoo in 2003.
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Whoever does his tattoos is straight garbage. Stars don't have curves and all the points are different lengths. And no you can't blame that on his fat rolls.
 
MakeItRain said:
I work around a couple of Native American people who have very similar simple facial tattoos (several lines) elsewhere on their face; I wonder if this means he's decided to claim indigenous heritage for extra oppression points or a more specific South American tribal affiliation. Doubt he's done that much research though.
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His Tumblr playlist includes tracks from Mexican Indigenous pride and liberation rap groups like Aztlan Underground. This seems likely and only adds to the hilarity of the situation.
 
MakeItRain said:
I work around a couple of Native American people who have very similar simple facial tattoos (several lines) elsewhere on their face; I wonder if this means he's decided to claim indigenous heritage for extra oppression points or a more specific South American tribal affiliation. Doubt he's done that much research though.
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Seems you’re right, he’s pretending to be an injun now.
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
Whoever does his tattoos is straight garbage. Stars don't have curves and all the points are different lengths. And no you can't blame that on his fat rolls.
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It's not the artists fault. Phil demands his tattoos be copied exactly from his autstic scribbles.
 
Mogambo said:
The sad thing is, he'll probably go out with a whimper rather than a bang. Most likely he'll die an anonymous death in a gutter and we'll never know.
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I'm okay with all that except the not knowing part, because I'd hate to miss a really hilarious, idiotic Phil death.

Note: worst case, he'll eventually show up in the Social Security Death Index.
 
Mogambo said:
That's... a complicated question. The short answer is probably some combination of autism and wanting to be a special unique snowflake.

The long answer? Autism for one. Phil is extremely white bread. He's like your stereotypical plain, average, middle class suburban kid. Except Phil is also extremely stupid and a bit afraid of things he doesn't understand, which comes out in racism. Now by all accounts his dad Angelo is a pretty chill guy and even re-married a black woman. No idea if his mom is racist, but she sounds kind of neurotic so who knows. The thing is, Phil is stupid, and tends to assume everyone else is as stupid as he is, and has similar views.

There's a very strong contrarian streak in him. He gets off on challenging authority... sort of. He's afraid of being smacked down by someone in power, but he'll talk a big game if nobody is watching him. I'm guessing he wasn't very popular with the teachers at school. A lot of his behaviour is him just acting out for attention. He likes trying to shock people, but his tastes are rather vanilla, so it comes out as play acting. He'll try bondage gear, pop culture witchcraft, whatever HE thinks is shocking.

Now, personally I think he has rather black and white views, perhaps in large part because of his autism. He tends to paint things as all being one extreme or another. In his mind, all white people are cishet, live in suburbs, hold 9-to-5 jobs, vote Republican, etc, whereas all PoCs are happy, urban, homeless, dirty, liberal and trans. Hence he mixes up all of his weird antifa and extreme leftist symbolism with his faux Latina crap, trans crap, and bicycles (because bicycles are lesbian and communist, because China rode them in Hetalia; not even kidding, that's where he got his infatuation with bicycles).

Now deep down he's actually afraid of meeting a real life Latino, or anyone who isn't white, really, because he's a racist and as I said above he has a hard time understanding other cultures. On some level Latino is an abstract label for him. It's like LARPing as an elf; its fun to so, but he can't wrap his head around actual Latinos. It's not even so much that he fears being called out on his fake Spanish, although I'm sure that's part of it.

He wants to think of Latinos as being Taco Bell and Mexicans he saw on TV shows because he can understand that. It's comfortable for him. It's not scary. He also had a hard on for J. Lo. Not sure if he still does. Like many trannies, I don't think Phil fully understands the idea of crushes or sexuality. Somewhere the wires got crossed. Instead of going "oh she's hot," his mind went "she makes me feel funny, maybe I should BE like her!" Same for the whole Naruto thing. Yeah, fapping to a cartoon character is weird, but whatever, it's far from the weirdest thing on the internet, let alone the weirdest thing Phil has done. But somehow he extrapolated that he wanted to dress like the characters and "be totally gay cuz yaoi iz kawaii!"

I think the real tipping point for Phil was attaching himself to the SJW culture. Nothing wrong with leaning liberal but for Phil it's less about politics and more about being an edgy teenager. Being gay was popular, then being trans. Phil found people who (at least at the time) wouldn't kick him out of their circle, because he was clearly a mentally unstable "transwoman of color" or some such crap, and it would look bad. Phil has managed to keep up with the imagery of people half his age, but they tolerate him out of pity, not because he's some bad ass anarchist rebel.

And really that sums Phil up; he's still a teenager. He's in his late 30s and he's acting like he's still a kid. He hasn't really held a job since Wawa, he doesn't have any education or life goals, he just waddles around getting worse, and really life is going to catch up with him sooner rather than later. Just when you think Phil can't go any lower, he manages to get a fucking face tattoo. A fucking face tattoo. I don't see his life ending well...

The sad thing is, he'll probably go out with a whimper rather than a bang. Most likely he'll die an anonymous death in a gutter and we'll never know.
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He had his bike riding fetish from his cosplay target...I immediately facepalmed at this faggotry.
About him LARPING as a Hispanic: shouldn't he even try with it instead of dressing like a Chola and tanning to get rid of the pasty dough-like skin tone? Yes, there are light skinned Hispanics but not Albino obese potatoes with kids' drawings all over his arms, muffin top face, and neck!
I truly agree with you that Phil will die an obscure death.
 
Miel67 said:
He had his bike riding fetish from his cosplay target...I immediately facepalmed at this faggotry.
About him LARPING as a Hispanic: shouldn't he even try with it instead of dressing like a Chola and tanning to get rid of the pasty dough-like skin tone? Yes, there are light skinned Hispanics but not Albino obese potatoes with kids' drawings all over his arms, muffin top face, and neck!
I truly agree with you that Phil will die an obscure death.
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He's claimed to be "white-passing." In fact, I recall one of his more militant actual-Hispanic Facebook friends (Gloria?) called him out for whining about racism when he doesn't actually look or sound Hispanic. She did. however, stop short of pointing out that he's not Hispanic. If it weren't for the fact that questioning someone's oppression points is verboten in SJW circles, I suspect she would have done.

He did do the Chola eyebrows thing for a while. It looked about as good as any feminine feature applied to a face like that would do, i.e. fucking absurd. He stopped doing it around the time he was working at FreeGeek, possibly because someone laughed at him.
AnOminous said:
I would bribe a tattooist to tattoo a Pepe on his forehead.
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I'd get them to tattoo "WIDE LOAD" either side of his tramp stamp. It would be the perfect crime. He doesn't have the financial resources to take legal action and he wouldn't complain because that would mean admitting to the world that he's a fatty. And his options for the future either involve not showing his back tattoos off or giving everyone a laugh.
 
Usually we get some status update of “omg I’m getting my new tattoo on Thursday! He’s the concept art.” And a few days after the tattoo we usually get a story about how someone liked it and complimented him or they didn’t like it and Phil had to fight them.

We got neither of those posts. It’s an oddity.
 
4Macie said:
Usually we get some status update of “omg I’m getting my new tattoo on Thursday! He’s the concept art.” And a few days after the tattoo we usually get a story about how someone liked it and complimented him or they didn’t like it and Phil had to fight them.

We got neither of those posts. It’s an oddity.
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He probably didn't want to announce to his ass patters he was spending so much on tattoos after begging.
 
I found what might be a clue behind the nose tattoo. This is Torz Reynolds, chick who cut her boyfriend's name off and mailed it, chopped her finger off, etc.

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Look familiar?
 
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