FIGGIN 06/01/17 Bouncin' & Squeaking Video

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Never before have I seen someone claim grunting like they're jerking it on camera is autistic stimming.
Granted, it's more believable than the .gif files of the transtrenders with the fidget spinners dancing like mentally disabled children for autism points, but only barely.
 
That was...something. The cat noises made it really disturbing.
 
This is one of those posts where I'm glad I read through instead of watching the video on the front page.

Even if it's unlikely that he's whacking it hoping the farms will watch, I'm not taking the chance. Just like with some of the recent CWC Sorbet videos, I'll take your word for it that this is horrific.
 
JSGOTI said:
Welp, I don't think we have a good megathread for his instagram videos when they come up, and while I was catching up on this weeks collection of pictures and videos, I came across this beautiful gem and felt that it deserved to be shared with the rest of the outside world as I haven't seen any sign of it yet here on the farms.

Tagging @Ravenor because he'll get a laugh out of it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sDwGMbR7FDY
And really, I think this video perfectly encompasses everything that we've seen in past videos of why he just can't stay still for the life of him. I'm nearly at the point that I would put down money on a bet that he's almost always constantly 'stimming' to some degree of the word.

It's also interesting how hard he's doubling down on the 'I'm autistic' facet of his life all over again.

Also, what is it with that fucking 'smug taters' smirk that shows up a couple times during the video for no discernible reason.
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I just listened to the video through my headphones. I'm pretty sure Phil is playing with his micro dick. You can hear the bed squeeking and hear that "slap slap slap"
 
Count Hoarduon said:
What does that shirt say? Fear this queer trash bag?
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I think it might be "FEAR THIS QUEER - I BASH BACK"? It's a pretty old shirt of his, he had it before all the tattoos anyway.

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I finally gave in and decided to watch the video... he's spanking it. There is zero doubt in my mind.

I need a shower. With bleach.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
I wonder how many Buddhists Phil offended with that.
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Not to a log. But I'm a Buddhist, and one of my closest friends is as well. We both found it pretty offensive. But than I remember, it's Phil, and he doesn't understand Buddhism or it's tenants.
 
Twrx said:
Not to a log. But I'm a Buddhist, and one of my closest friends is as well. We both found it pretty offensive. But than I remember, it's Phil, and he doesn't understand Buddhism or it's tenants.
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Out of curiosity, was it offensive enough to get you so pissed that you'd beat Phil with a crowbar?
 
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