FIGGIN 06/01/17 Bouncin' & Squeaking Video

[Goofy Logic]

Has anyone mentioned the bouncing an squeaking lately? Because this seems to be aimed at the farms, and the cynical part of me is wondering if another leak has sprung

 

[Lysistrata]

If ever I needed a video argument for the sterilization of mentally impaired individuals.....

Implying Phil has a chance of impregnating anyone...

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

This is somehow worse than anything CWC has ever done.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Separated at birth?

 

[MMX]

For a moment i thought he was pulling his pud with the way he was moving that camera....

That or parkinsons
Im just not going to think about it

 

[vittek]

Watching this made me physically uncomfortable

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Welp, I don't think we have a good megathread for his instagram videos when they come up, and while I was catching up on this weeks collection of pictures and videos, I came across this beautiful gem and felt that it deserved to be shared with the rest of the outside world as I haven't seen any sign of it yet here on the farms.

Tagging @Ravenor because he'll get a laugh out of it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sDwGMbR7FDY
And really, I think this video perfectly encompasses everything that we've seen in past videos of why he just can't stay still for the life of him. I'm nearly at the point that I would put down money on a bet that he's almost always constantly 'stimming' to some degree of the word.

It's also interesting how hard he's doubling down on the 'I'm autistic' facet of his life all over again.

Also, what is it with that fucking 'smug taters' smirk that shows up a couple times during the video for no discernible reason.

I think that's his Oh Face. The catlike mewing may well be the noise he makes when he slings his muck.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"This is your brain on drugs asspats. Any questions?"

 

[4Macie]

I feel like I was forced to be a part of some weird sex tape. Are we Phil's fetish?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Are we Phil's fetish?

I can't believe someone would suggest we weren't.

 

[A Potato Named Vodka]

At least the nose ring is appropriate for such a bovine as this?

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Based on the image in the featured area, Chris even manages to beat out Phil in levels of diversity and hispanicness.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Based on the image in the featured area, Chris even manages to beat out Phil in levels of diversity and hispanicness.

Chris can actually speak at least some Spanish though. Phil just runs everything through Google Translate.

 

[TiggerNits]

Related Videos with the win

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Has anyone mentioned the bouncing an squeaking lately? Because this seems to be aimed at the farms, and the cynical part of me is wondering if another leak has sprung

Yes, someone just asked about it in the random questions thread. And I've been wondering the same thing.

 

[Darndirty]

He must be desperate. Previously he's denied being autistic and cut out a part of his tard papers when he posted them, presumably because that section referred to his tism. I'm not sure why he's so sensitive about that, because he seems okay with otherwise being a complete and utter tard.

He's still not even as good at autism as Chris, though, just like he fails at being as good at Chris at everything else.

Maybe it reminds him of how similar he is to chris, yet is worse in every way.

 

[Owlflaps]

It'a pretty bad when you look at this video and think "Man, this fat fuck is more pathetic then Chris-chan."

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Also, what is it with that fucking 'smug taters' smirk that shows up a couple times during the video for no discernible reason.

I haven't really seen that many Phil videos (relative to Chris's, say), but I can tell you that he does that a lot. No matter the subject of the video, context, or his attitude, he'll stop and smirk for no discernible reason. It's goofy.

Also, this reminds me of the video Chris made where he was laying in bed and basically groaning "Gimme money." If you want to appeal to our generous nature, maybe not do it while you're lazing around.

 

[Ruin]

Based on the image in the featured area, Chris even manages to beat out Phil in levels of diversity and hispanicness.

This has to go on the front page.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Also, this reminds me of the video Chris made where he was laying in bed and basically groaning "Gimme money." If you want to appeal to our generous nature, maybe not do it while your lazing around.

It's exactly like Chris in that both of them are trying to be as pathetic as they can so you will throw some sympathy money to the poor 'tard.