FIGGIN 06/01/17 Bouncin' & Squeaking Video

[Ntwadumela]

With that nosering, he'd make a better bull. Somebody send him to Barcelona!

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[Army Burger]

With that nosering, he'd make a better bull. Somebody send him to Barcelona!

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The bulls would turn on him and he'd just end up getting gored, or peeled I should say.

 

[Lysistrata]

With that nosering, he'd make a better bull. Somebody send him to Barcelona!

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A bull with little acorn-sized nubs for horns.

 

[Sanshain]

Maybe it reminds him of how similar he is to chris, yet is worse in every way.

Chris has a weird kind of sincerity about him. He's just on that level of stupid to buy into believing that what he does actually counts as real effort, which is why he gets so hilariously indignant whenever somebody calls him on it. Phil fails at even coming across as convincingly stupid.

 

[MG 620]

Poor thing!

Where can I donate to this precious creature?

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Goddamn it looked like he was rubbing one out.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Attention whoring just got a whole lot more pathetic.

He should just sit in the street with a sign saying 'will act like a tard for $', he'd probably get more cash.

 

[TheScooper]

Was he fucking jerking it to us?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

This has to go on the front page.

New security question

 

[AnOminous]

With that nosering, he'd make a better bull. Somebody send him to Barcelona!

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Nah, more like this.

 

[JSGOTI]

Nah, more like this.

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Maybve more like...

 

[nad7155]

He's still not even as good at autism as Chris

Christine is better at everything than Phil.

Phil wants to be Christine, and no one in their right would want to be CWC.

Phil should die.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This video pretty much sums Phil up in a nutshell.

 

[melty]

I really thought he was jerking it. So disturbing.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris has a weird kind of sincerity about him. He's just on that level of stupid to buy into believing that what he does actually counts as real effort, which is why he gets so hilariously indignant whenever somebody calls him on it. Phil fails at even coming across as convincingly stupid.

It's an impressive feat to be so fucking dumb that even when you deliberately try to act dumb, you fail at it, because you're even dumber in reality than you're pretending to be.

 

[Twrx]

Based on the image in the featured area, Chris even manages to beat out Phil in levels of diversity and hispanicness.

I know it's alogging, but I'd love to see phils reaction to this. The bouncing and squeaking would be off the charts.

 

[Staffy]

I thought that when he does bounce and squeak he does it comically and tries to squeak like a rat poorly but this is just nasty.

Are we sure he's just stimming in this video and this is just a tic or something?

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Yes, someone just asked about it in the random questions thread. And I've been wondering the same thing.

That was me and I apparently have absolutely shit timing. It wasn't even prompted by anything, it was just a term I've seen used on here a lot and I wasn't quite sure what it meant.

After seeing this video, I wish I still didn't.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Why can't he just get a fidget spinner like the rest of the spergs.

 

[Positron]

Why can't he just get a fidget spinner like the rest of the spergs.

Because he spent his tugboat and donation on mall-ninja crap.