03/15 - Phil delves deep - In which we get to hear the backstory

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An Ghost said:
How could you forget? You just joined and had to ask for permission to access the sub.
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I'm an idiot, that's how.

But to get back on topic, Phil's mental gymnastics to avoid being labeled a cis white male (when he so obviously is one) is an exercise in ridiculous futility. I don't understand why he has to bend over backwards to tell himself he's a Latina trans woman (when he's obviously not) just to score non-existent brownie points with the SJW crowd that at best, begrudgingly tolerates him and outright resents and hates him at worst.

As I said in the other thread, he was happier as a clueless autistic bisexual white kid who was obsessed with anime and only a standard liberal rather than some Anarcho-Communist fake Latina trans woman. He was still an idiot and his life wasn't that great, but it was paradise compared to his current life.

Identity politics have made Phil's life a living hell.
 
Syaoran Li said:
I'm an idiot, that's how.

But to get back on topic, Phil's mental gymnastics to avoid being labeled a cis white male (when he so obviously is one) is an exercise in ridiculous futility. I don't understand why he has to bend over backwards to tell himself he's a Latina trans woman (when he's obviously not) just to score non-existent brownie points with the SJW crowd that at best, begrudgingly tolerates him and outright resents and hates him at worst.

As I said in the other thread, he was happier as a clueless autistic bisexual white kid who was obsessed with anime and only a standard liberal rather than some Anarcho-Communist fake Latina trans woman. He was still an idiot and his life wasn't that great, but it was paradise compared to his current life.

Identity politics have made Phil's life a living hell.
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I reckon it's just that he has nothing else in his life. Most people don't feel the need to be special. They have careers, families, friends, hobbies, achievements, things they can be proud of. Phil doesn't. His only friends are SJWs and troons who'll drop him in a heartbeat. He can't maintain relationships and is afraid of sex, so the only romance in his life comes from other fuckups. He's never earned anything in his life, so he doesn't know the satisfaction of gaining something he's worked for. No one likes or respects him. All he has is attention-seeking.

If he'd just tried to be normal, he'd probably be a lot happier. Unfortunately, it's too late now.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
I reckon it's just that he has nothing else in his life. Most people don't feel the need to be special. They have careers, families, friends, hobbies, achievements, things they can be proud of. Phil doesn't. His only friends are SJWs and troons who'll drop him in a heartbeat. He can't maintain relationships and is afraid of sex, so the only romance in his life comes from other fuckups. He's never earned anything in his life, so he doesn't know the satisfaction of gaining something he's worked for. No one likes or respects him. All he has is attention-seeking.

If he'd just tried to be normal, he'd probably be a lot happier. Unfortunately, it's too late now.
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I couldn't have said it better myself.

Also, I did not know Phil was afraid of sex. I always thought he was a total pervert with all that BDSM and fetish shit he's always talking about. Though I suppose that's just one of his attempts to be edgy.
 
Syaoran Li said:
I couldn't have said it better myself.

Also, I did not know Phil was afraid of sex. I always thought he was a total pervert with all that BDSM and fetish shit he's always talking about. Though I suppose that's just one of his attempts to be edgy.
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He likes the hug box effects of bondage. It's a calming thing for him I think. It may also be self stimming in addition to his literal bouncing and squeaking.
 
Syaoran Li said:
Also, I did not know Phil was afraid of sex. I always thought he was a total pervert with all that BDSM and fetish shit he's always talking about. Though I suppose that's just one of his attempts to be edgy.
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He doesn't like the actual physical act of sex. I kind of assumed the BDSM stuff was overcompensating - as a sexy Latinx Tranx Womanx, he thinks he needs to be riding all around him in order to maintain his edge. I suppose the advantage of BDSM is that it's sexual without actual sex.
 
Sperglord Dante said:
His mom being jewish is an old lie. That's a remnant of his ADF/pro-Israel days.
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I find this hilarious because, well, he hates everything Jewish now so you'd think he'd discard it. He probably forgot that it's his own made up lie at this point and thus briefly put his anti-semitism aside to state that supposed Jewishness. His brain is filled with cobwebs.
 
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Twrx said:
He likes the hug box effects of bondage. It's a calming thing for him I think. It may also be self stimming in addition to his literal bouncing and squeaking.
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I thought Phil was some sort of autistic Frankenstein that just absorbed anything and perverted it to create his identity. He's not leaving old facets of his life behind; he's just stapling new shit on top of it to hide the fact that within that shield of stupid weapons, maps, tattoos and grease is a pathetic little shit too scared to admit he's delusional.
 
Aww, he's feeling the heat. Better flail for validation and pull out a classic bit of bullshit. Oh headmates, always there for you right? Because that's how it works apparently.

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But Phil, killing a proud warrior Latinx princess like yourself would be a hate crime and those aren't very cool bro.

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So does anyone else see those random friends who keep posting variations of "it's your choice" or "I respect your agency" as pretty obviously hoping he does it? Fuck dude, get better friends.

Bonus! The "indigenous" fellow who probably does have a solid connection with what Phil is pheeling, given that he too is whiter than... I was going to make a clever comparison to something but let's just say he's whiter than Phil and make it easy.

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My dumb ass fucked up the post somehow, so check out the included caps for an additional Xochi post. Referring to a voice in his head that he made up in the first place as his Latina mother might just be one of my favorite things ever.
 

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Yeah... The "I respect your agency" thing is really robotic and condescending. ADF probably gets the tingles from it tho.
 
Yea he's getting shit for the Latino thing again, mostly from Torren but from others as well.

Protip to anyone that has a sock that they don't mind burning is to say "You don't look very latino" it'll send him off bouncing and squeaking for hours, especially when he's already mopeing about it but try to do it as backhanded compliment the fucker will really rage about it then.
 
auroraboreanaz said:
So does anyone else see those random friends who keep posting variations of "it's your choice" or "I respect your agency" as pretty obviously hoping he does it? Fuck dude, get better friends.
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They're basically saying "lol kill yourself." He'd have better luck fishing for sympathy from /b/
 
It's Friday and thus payday; how long until the 'headmate' pops in and 'suggests' people send Phil money so he can feel better about himself?
 
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Made-up sob story, suicide threats, "dissociation". The next step will involve Phil showing us chicken-scratch cuts on his porky forearm.
Unless, of course, some idiot throw a hundred or two into his e-begging pot.
 
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Phil could've avoided being a greasy, trench-footed, suicidal, and mutilated fuckup if he would've just stuck to watching anime, fapping to yaoi, and staying the fuck away from the SJW bullshit that has ultimately ruined his miserable life.

Identity Politics is a hell of a drug.
 
auroraboreanaz said:
Aww, he's feeling the heat. Better flail for validation and pull out a classic bit of bullshit. Oh headmates, always there for you right? Because that's how it works apparently.

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But Phil, killing a proud warrior Latinx princess like yourself would be a hate crime and those aren't very cool bro.

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So does anyone else see those random friends who keep posting variations of "it's your choice" or "I respect your agency" as pretty obviously hoping he does it? Fuck dude, get better friends.

Bonus! The "indigenous" fellow who probably does have a solid connection with what Phil is pheeling, given that he too is whiter than... I was going to make a clever comparison to something but let's just say he's whiter than Phil and make it easy.

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My dumb ass fucked up the post somehow, so check out the included caps for an additional Xochi post. Referring to a voice in his head that he made up in the first place as his Latina mother might just be one of my favorite things ever.
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Latina mom that's also your headmate and domme? Xochi sounds like something out of a really bad Mexican horror film.

And these posts just feel like a desperate attempt to get Slingblade to reaffirm their relationship and publicly acknowledge that he accepts Phil's Latinx bullshit. :roll:
 
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Oh this is Phil bouncing and squeaking at it's best.

Suicide Threats? - Check
Headmates? - Check
Daddy Rape Day? - Check
False representation of heritage - Check
Appropriation of multiple cultures he doesn't belong to? - Check
Paranoia of being stalked and oppressed? - Check

He's really pulling out all the big guns here.

Phil is not getting better. :c

All we need now is another announcement that a headmate has died and some e-begging thrown in and he'll have run the entire gambit.
 
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