03/15 - Phil delves deep - In which we get to hear the backstory

[auroraboreanaz]

Fuck, this is just a cavalcade of bullshit. It touches on so many subjects that it really seemed like it needs its own thread. Some of the newest evolutions of his bullshit claims are just... wow. This is some shit.

 

[ON 190]

I'm shocked he could type all that while jerking himself off to all the asspats he expects.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Didn't take him long to splooge after the mere crumbs of attention.

 

[seagull]

Father...practically lost his shit when I start teaching myself espanol

I've not been following Phil recently, is this a new claim?

Also, I'm laughing at the fact he needed to put in the fact that he's smarter than his even more autistic brother. When you're Phil, I guess you have to take what you can get (and still somehow turn it into a burden).

 

[admiral]

Phil fails to appreciate that It's not unreasonable for his parents to expect him to be more intelligent and successful than his mentally deficient brother.

 

[Twrx]

I like how he's trying to imply that Angelo came to the US.

 

[auroraboreanaz]

I like how he's trying to imply that Angelo came to the US.

He's practically outright saying it, it's ridiculous. And what's this about his mom being Jewish? Is that an old thing that I'm just somehow not recalling? I know he has claimed Jew for a while but I honestly don't remember him ever mentioning his mother as one.

 

[Twrx]

He's practically outright saying it, it's ridiculous. And what's this about his mom being Jewish? Is that an old thing that I'm just somehow not recalling?

As far as I know, both of his parents come from Italian hertiage. They're both Republicans as well, that's part of why Phil was a die-hard Republican in high school.

 

[Sanshain]

In our own ways, we're all sending Phil love.

After all, we're the only ones who care enough to still criticize him.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Fuck, this is just a cavalcade of bullshit. It touches on so many subjects that it really seemed like it needs its own thread. Some of the newest evolutions of his bullshit claims are just... wow. This is some shit.
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"A Beautiful Wardrobe Filled With Clothes..."

Spoiler: Phil's Idea of a Beautiful Wardrobe

"When I was just a little tard
I asked my mother what I would
Would I be rich
Would I be pretty
Here's What She Said To Me

Pay me back my money and stop hitting me, Phil!"

 

[Positron]

I've not been following Phil recently, is [Phil teaching himself Spanish] a new claim?

Let's say it's a new lie. He doesn't know Spanish up to this date.

Indeed what he says in that message is a mixture of old lies, new lies, and a few trivial facts.

As far as I know, both of his parents come from Italian hertiage. They're both Republicans as well, that's part of why Phil was a die-hard Republican in high school.

His mom is English-German, so there might be a grain of truth in what he says.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Phil: "I am not sane or pleasant. This is deliberate."

 

[Sperglord Dante]

His mom being jewish is an old lie. That's a remnant of his ADF/pro-Israel days.

 

[Here to Lurk]

tl:dr

 

[CWCissey]

You deserve a slap Phil. And that's what actual friends would give you at this point.

 

[Milktheturtle]

Man,does he really believe his lies?That shit is super delusional.And this sounds like a "My lies list so I dont forget about them".

Everybody knows that your dad is Italian Potato boy,that you have balls,that you cant ride a bike and everybody knows you punched your disabled mother.

 

[Twrx]

Man,does he really believe his lies?That shit is super delusional.And this sounds like a "My lies list so I dont forget about them".

Everybody knows that your dad is Italian Potato boy,that you have balls,that you cant ride a bike and everybody knows you punched your disabled mother.

I think he's told the same lies about his hertiage so often, that he actually believes it.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Phil hasn't had a donation to his begging page in weeks. This is deliberate. Toren hasn't paid his share of rent. This is deliberate. Phil will receive very few asspats, even on this desperate post. This is deliber... No SHIT he'sa Potato

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Should have ended with "For only pesos a day you can support this lovely latinx transwoman"

 

[m0rnutz]

"My real name isn't Araujo, and my parents aren't Mexican"

There goes the latino dude in his friends list. Good job, spud!