03/15 - Phil delves deep - In which we get to hear the backstory

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Ok so
1) we all know his dad is Italian and
2) Phil didn't start talking about being latinx until a couple years ago... no way he knew when he was 10 and started teaching himself spanish

But, of course, none of Phil's current friends on facebook have been around long enough to see these inconsistencies with his story. They're all relatively new.
 
I like how he claims not to want attention, sure does all he can to draw attention to himself in appearance alone...
 
We're gonna need hip-waders to get through all this bullshit, boys and girls. And since when is a 32 year old considered a Millennial? I'm only a couple years older than Phil and if anyone called me a Millennial I'd tell them to get ass fucked by a running chainsaw. Then again, Phil does have delusions of being a hip youngster instead of the creepy 30-something man he is.

Edit: The only abusive person in Phil's family was Phil himself, beating his wheelchair-bound mother because she wouldn't give him money for his weeaboo bullshit. Expecting your child to earn their own money and be responsible for themselves is NOT abuse. Spanking your child for being a bullying little shit towards small children is NOT abuse, sexual or otherwise. Phil is a massive, lying, self-centred cuntwad.
 
Whenever someone says that they are in the best place they could be but they're still unhappy and depressed, the first question to ask is, "What are you doing wrong then?" If they get mad at that question, then they don't want to be happy.
 
auroraboreanaz said:
Oh my god, I hadn't even noticed that. There's three of them, and he makes such a huge show of warning people because Philadelphia, somehow. What the fuck, what a sad little edgelord.
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Weak, it's not hard to make 40% of a sentence some iteration of fuck without noticing. He's def lost is NE card.
 
So he's claiming not just to be Puerto Rican - but *native* Puerto Rican, and that he "discovered" they were native and his father somehow tried to "hide" this aspect from him? How? Why? Because regular Puerto Ricans are too white and not speshul enough?
 
Is "unpack" yet another buzzword used by tumblrists?

Phil said:
No SHIT I'ma Millennial.
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Phil is everything wrong with the Millennial generation condensed into a single person.

The Dude said:
And since when is a 32 year old considered a Millennial?
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The Millennial generation is considered to start in the early 80s, with Generation X stopping in the early 80s. Phil was born in 1985, so he's definitely a Millennial.

multiverse said:
So he's claiming not just to be Puerto Rican - but *native* Puerto Rican
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The truth of non-Hispanic white Phil's Italian American heritage is really bothering him now.
 
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More cries of attention.
We should expect it now.

Also Phil, you're a fat Italian-American man :P
 
It's nice to see what direction he wants to take the lies in -

1) His Fathers Family have been in America for 3 Generations prior to Angelo.
2) The German Jew thing, He's been doing that since he discovered a weird little bit of the world that was once Germany that's now Russia back during his Soviet obsession an he changed his name for the first time from Philip to Ahuviya and he wanted to legitimise his claims, but she an her family have been living in the US for about the same time as Angelo.
 
A really good baramoter of his mental state is how wordy he is. The bigger the post and the more lies it contains, the more heat he's feeling.

He's low on money, perpetually struggling, no one likes him, and I think even his little rat brain knows slingblade is taking advantage of him. Little dude is trying everything not to freak out hardcore.
 
>continues to slander Angelo with lies about non-existent abuse and an even more non-existent Latino heritage

>meanwhile Angelo is living a happy and peaceful life as an old man with his loving wife and stepchildren and is deliberately staying the fuck away from Phil

Looks like the joke's on you, Potato Man. Your Daddy, who cared for you and you continue to slander and launch false accusations at, has a pretty good life while yours is utter shit both literally and figuratively.

Personally, I'd rather be a gentle old Italian Baby Boomer cis male loved by his wife and stepchildren than a fake Puerto Rican Millennial transwoman living in their own filth and hated by everyone.

Phil should be proud of his Italian heritage. You've got the Roman Empire, the Renaissance, The Godfather, Pizza, and Dean Martin! What's not to love?

All Puerto Ricans have is Jennifer Lopez and the Pina Colada.

Here's a little something in honor of both Phil's weeb past and his Italian heritage.


 
Smutley said:
A really good baramoter of his mental state is how wordy he is. The bigger the post and the more lies it contains, the more heat he's feeling.

He's low on money, perpetually struggling, no one likes him, and I think even his little rat brain knows slingblade is taking advantage of him. Little dude is trying everything not to freak out hardcore.
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As i said in my 5 stages thread when he's under stress he comes out with a few lies to reassure himself and let others know what he wants them to think he is.

I left it out of my thread that the bigger the lies or series of lies is the more stressed he's under at the time so at the moment hes under a crippling amount if stress.

My guess is that soon he'll enter into the introverted phase where he tries to retreat from the source of the stress and draws some maps or art soon.
 
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