Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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I’ll tell you what happens to the car: towed, impound, sold at auction and probably sent to a scrap yard where where people pick it apart to get working parts to fix their own cars. They would try to tell the owner when they do it, but they send letters to the last known address; Chris is in jail and Barb is probably in a nursing home. Chris won’t be getting his car back, but they probably threw his toys from the car in some locker for him, so he could possibly get that back.
Apparently barb is back home, if the guy who reported on it can be trusted. But there are pictures of the van back at branchland court, and the license plates are changed which leads me to believe its true and honest.
 
There's no way Chris will get a job assignment- People in prison usually WANT those jobs, there's no shortage of guys with no outside support, who need even the pittance cash. And many people just want work for something to do, and/or to help keep them out of prison politics. There's no way they'd give even the shittiest job to some incompetent, pouty sperg who doesn't even want to work- CO's want to give themselves LESS work, not waste time tard-wrangling some lazy sped, babbling about magical ponies.

The minute Chris gets to prison, he'll go straight into isolation (he's probably already in isolation/protection in jail) and stay there. The CO's will do their best to keep him away from other inmates, and away from COs (which is probably best for everyone, including Chris- EVERYONE will want to stomp Chris, or fuck him over, if they spend 5 minutes with him, including staff), and just lock him up and forget about him, as much as possible.

He'll whine and cry at first, but in a few weeks I suspect he'll just fully retreat into his fantasy world, and get used to it. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets out even more balls-deep in hedgehog-cartoonland, than when he went it.
 
Chris will make a prison pen pal, & end up marrying them. Chris will move to Pennsylvania to be with his new husband. That husband will be Nick Bate, & they will record amazing music, & become poop sisters in their sex offender community.
 
Chris will make a prison pen pal, & end up marrying them. Chris will move to Pennsylvania to be with his new husband. That husband will be Nick Bate, & they will record amazing music, & become poop sisters in their sex offender community.
That’s kinda the best ending for society at large as well. If we could just pair off rapists like a captive breeding program, kill two pervs with one stone.
 
We'll probably get the Homeless Saga after the Prison Saga, if we even get a Prison Saga. My prediction for a Homeless Saga has always been that Chris will be living out of his car for a while, begging for money. He could use whatever money he gets to get a hotel room until he gets thrown out for being loud/disgusting, a la "Rub a Dub Dub" Ross. Or at some point a wealthy benefactor could appear and get Chris to move in with them, like what happened to Big Lenny of the Delray Misfits. But being homeless would definitely leave him more open to weens and a-logs like Ethan Ralph who patrol Charlottesville looking for him. There are many directions a Homeless Saga could go, but all of them are pretty depressing in their own way.
 
We'll probably get the Homeless Saga after the Prison Saga, if we even get a Prison Saga. My prediction for a Homeless Saga has always been that Chris will be living out of his car for a while, begging for money. He could use whatever money he gets to get a hotel room until he gets thrown out for being loud/disgusting, a la "Rub a Dub Dub" Ross. Or at some point a wealthy benefactor could appear and get Chris to move in with them, like what happened to Big Lenny of the Delray Misfits. But being homeless would definitely leave him more open to weens and a-logs like Ethan Ralph who patrol Charlottesville looking for him. There are many directions a Homeless Saga could go, but all of them are pretty depressing in their own way.
Thing is.. he doesn’t even have the luxury of a car to live in anymore. Going into the homeless saga with at least a functioning car, especially one with the space of a minivan, would’ve been a big advantage. Now he’s got nothing waiting for him on the outside. Supposedly ex-cons get something called “gate money” to give them something to survive on but the highest amount is like $200. Usually more like half that in most states. So he’s either going to be immediately homeless on release or some dipshit will arrive to help him out. I’m sure there’s classes and resources he can use to be better prepared, but Chris ain’t the most motivated student.
 
I'm not sure if he will even survive in prison let alone caring for himself outside..... I mean he even said that he got bad withdraws from not playing on his PS3 back during the classic era and he spent most of his life being sheltered by his parents that he is doesn't even know how to look after himself.

I'm guessing the first few months he'll require therapy because of the mental traumas from prison from being sexually abused or beaten up and for the incest thing. He'd probably beg everyone for money online to get a place to stay and then after that he will probably end up having his homeless saga, but because Chris is marked down as a mentally handicapped individual, he will most likely be put inside some halfway house with caregivers on sight.
 
I guess it will really depend on how prison will affect Chris. This event is the first time since PVCC (not including being in jail for a day or two) where he faced discipline for his actions, will prison finally make him mature and grow up or become worse.
As for a homeless saga, I have a feeling there will be a worse "troll" ready to ruin Chris's life even more.
 
That’s kinda the best ending for society at large as well. If we could just pair off rapists like a captive breeding program, kill two pervs with one stone.
Chris is disgusting and all, but...Sick Nick as a life partner? That might be worse than having Chris as a cellmate. Annoying and body odorous as he may be I believe Nick would be far worse.

Oh I'm looking forward to AfterPrisonShow's take on what jail's going to be like for Chris, he knows Virginia's correctional system fairly well.
 
Why hasn't Null or anyone ever talked Chris into streaming? It seems like that would be an easy way for him to make a living (don't act like you wouldn't watch). He just needs someone who can manage the technical side of things.
 
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Why hasn't Null or anyone ever talked Chris into streaming? It seems like that would be an easy way for him to make a living (don't act like you wouldn't watch). He just needs someone who can manage the technical side of things.
>Implying chris wouldn't be permanently banned for inviting retarded weens during streaming.
He already did streaming and trust me it was fucking awful listening to his voice while he's pretending to be sonichu or whatever the fuck he wants to be. At best he'll be put into a mental ward and gets his delusions crushed or get tossed away on the side of the road homeless while dealing with future wannabe A-logs fucking with him and stealing his trash for clout.
 
>Implying chris wouldn't be permanently banned for inviting retarded weens during streaming.
He already did streaming and trust me it was fucking awful listening to his voice while he's pretending to be sonichu or whatever the fuck he wants to be. At best he'll be put into a mental ward and gets his delusions crushed or get tossed away on the side of the road homeless while dealing with future wannabe A-logs fucking with him and stealing his trash for clout.
Burnout Paradise was literally him just screaming complete nonsense.

For example:
 
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I doubt Chris will kill himself. think about it. do you see Chris somehow making a sturdy enough noose and tying it somewhere robust enough that it won't collapse under his tard weight? if he "attempts" suicide he'd probably poke at his wrists with a fork from lunch and stop at the tiniest hint of pain and it'd be 100% for attention and to get his way.

what I am curious about is, if he's put into isolation like people have speculated, just how more fucked is he going to get by the experience? isolation has been proven to completely fry the shit out of inmates psyche, including prisoners who didn't present psych disturbances before:

Confined inmates experience a multitude of psychological effects, including emotional, cognitive, and psychosis-related symptoms (Smith, 2006; Shalev, 2008). Solitary confinement is considered harmful to the mental health of inmates because it restricts meaningful social contact, a psychological stimulus that humans need in order to remain healthy and functioning (Smith, 2006). Longer stays in solitary confinement are associated with greater mental health symptoms that have serious emotional and behavioral consequences. (Smith, 2006; Shalev, 2008).

Emotional and behavioral effects of solitary confinement. The majority of those held in solitary confinement experience adverse emotional effects that can range from acute to chronic, depending on the individual and the length of stay in isolation (Shalev, 2008). Confined prisoners also report feelings of panic and rage, including irritability, hostility, and poor impulse control. Additionally, they frequently exhibit symptoms of anxiety that vary from low levels of stress to severe panic attacks. Isolated inmates also experience symptoms of depression, such as hopelessness, mood swings, and withdrawal. These depressive symptoms may even escalate to thoughts of self-harm and suicide. As compared to the general prison population, rates of suicide and self-harm, such as cutting and banging one’s head against the cell wall, are particularly high in prisoners assigned to solitary confinement (Haney, 2003; Shalev, 2008; Greist, 2012).

Many of the issues that confined prisoners have during isolation are also prevalent post-isolation. Those who are isolated also exhibit maladjustment disorders and problems with aggression, both during confinement and afterwards (Briggs et al., 2003). Furthermore, inmates often have difficulty adjusting to social contact post-isolation, and may engage in increased prison misconduct and express hostility towards correctional officers. (Weir, 2012; Dingfelder, 2012; Constanzo, Martinez, Klebe, Torrence & Livengood, 2012). While cases in which inmates have exhibited positive behavioral change after isolation have been documented, such a result is rare (Smith, 2006).

source: https://wp.nyu.edu/steinhardt-appsy...finement-on-the-well-being-of-prison-inmates/
 
Every cow has a beginning and a ending.
Cows are form of entertainment like any other
Let's compare Chris to Star Wars
Classic Chris Lucas film Era, once in a era lightning in a bottle lolcow. We saw Chris growing up, internet lumberjack die and multiple enemies stopping his love quest saga
Remasters and prequel
Barely passable trolls and weens galore. Cancerous image boards that tried to be next Clyde Clash or Liquid Chris, boring but tolerable
Disney star wars
Tranny saga, more disgusting crap, Idea Guys and Teen troon saga. Imaginary tulpa sweethearts, Mewtwo, etc. This started rock collecting and tarot reading boring as fuck schizochu saga that pleased no one.

I want all sagas to end either or high or low note. Dragging onto something only produces shit tier lulz and nostalgia does not work in Chris' case

Don't cry when it's over, smile because it happened and remember the good times
 
i mean even if Chris gets away with time served and some massive probation, he still can’t go home can he?

I assume we all still have no idea if Barbs is a “victim” or “co-conspirator“ yet have we?
 
what I am curious about is, if he's put into isolation like people have speculated, just how more fucked is he going to get by the experience? isolation has been proven to completely fry the shit out of inmates psyche, including prisoners who didn't present psych disturbances before
Over 72 hours of complete isolation cause brain damage.
Chris doesn't have much to damage, but yeah, I can see him turning into absolute mess, either completely disconnected from reality or just a husk of a living creature.

I assume we all still have no idea if Barbs is a “victim” or “co-conspirator“ yet have we?
Well, at least three weens went to 14 BC and it seems that she is at home. If she was charged, she would be kept behind bars till the bail hearing.

>Implying chris wouldn't be permanently banned for inviting retarded weens during streaming.
He already did streaming and trust me it was fucking awful listening to his voice while he's pretending to be sonichu or whatever the fuck he wants to be. At best he'll be put into a mental ward and gets his delusions crushed or get tossed away on the side of the road homeless while dealing with future wannabe A-logs fucking with him and stealing his trash for clout.
I am surprised no one told him to start OnlyFans.
 
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