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This is an unedited screen grab of our boy Dave when he was feeding his paypiggies from his trough of lying bullshit about the line app fiasco. I guess this is something he now does when he is lying?
 
Coke Zero said:
We joke about him getting a job but he is actually really limited in what he could realistically do besides streaming. His employment gap and internet history will kill any chances of getting a office/professional job and if he goes for a retail job, that place will get lit up by prank calls and shit like that 24/7 once everyone figures out where he's working. His only option is something like a warehouse or factory where is not dealing with the public face to face. But with any kind of manual labor job, you have the fact that he's a complete pussy and can't do physical activity.

For someone who constantly brings up being an adult and being mature, he severely fucked up at being an adult to get himself into a situation where he is so unemployable.
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Phil will never do any job outside of streaming unless it is the lowest effort, highest paid job he can get. Those jobs do exist, issue is you either need to have: worked really damn hard to get a business off the ground so you can hire people to run the show for you, buy a successful business and keep the staff who make it successful to do the real work for you, or be the son of someone who did one of the two above. Let's assume the faggotry of people like us maxes out at a manageable point for whatever business Phil would wind up working for, enough that the business doesn't need to seriously consider hiring the guy for a position. Phil has assumed that his 12 year legacy of operating a Schrodinger's business (it's only one when he wants to sound cool and mature) will translate to him being hired. Let's just roll with what his experience and skills he has gained running his own business: he hasn't had to pay employees nor has he had to organize timetables and schedules so any sort of HR or management isn't going to be interested in him. He's a finance major who has a bankruptcy on his record, and maybe it's because I'm not in that field but as an outsider looking in I doubt you want someone who can't handle money being in charge of yours. What else does he have going for him? He has little to no experience with video editing so he couldn't freelance doing that, or work with media companies with that. His on-screen presence might be appealing to a media company, if they were so desperate that they'd hire anyone with a pulse and he was the best looking candidate, so that one's out obviously.

I genuinely want to know what he thinks he's qualified for thanks to his 12 years as a content creator. What does he think he would be doing? The only two things that I could think of with his background are talent manager of whatever they call the groups that handle streamers (think Hololive or something like that) or a social media manager. The first one is a bust because the only group he had on good terms for the majority of his time as a streamer was Machinima and even if that company wasn't shut down, he burnt that bridge as he crossed it. As for the social media manager, I'm just basing that off of how much time he's spent on the internet, twitter specifically, that one is probably his best bet. Which is sad because it's not so much a longshot as a 1 in a million chance that there isn't someone who applied to the job with a cleaner background and better people skills.

I agree with him that he's unemployable, but that isn't because of us exclusively, we don't help the matter, but we're like an AIDs complication: you don't get us unless there's something really fucked with your blood.
 
Full Race Replay said:
I would not be surprised if Phil does get a large amount of troll calls. I bet Phil just leaves his phone on silent, doesn’t pick up any call that isn’t a contact, and maybe browses through the voicemail afterwards (or doesn’t, and asks that legit clients contact him through email)
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now that he's read this he's going to bring it up on stream for pity bucks regardless if it's true or not
"DOOD!! trolls keep harassing me!! its been tuff, they keep calling and using up all my minutes, my phone bill is $1200 this month dood! time for a fundraiser, pay up piggies."
 
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
Why is he playing this shitty game? It looks like that godawful Elo Hell, and he's acting like it's a great game (which he did to Elo Hell, so no surprise).
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And he acts like he gets paid by the publisher or developer to play this shit. He lost every ounce of self-respect.

Boegjavel said:
It's Phil we're talking about. Even if it's damn clear what you need to do, he still stops like an idiot. Would be fun to see Phil play a point-and-click á la Lucasarts completely without any kind of support or help. Would be like watching a gorilla try to solve an advanced equation.
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Apropos gorilla...that's his playing style though. Do you remember how he ran in circles vs the two guardian apes in Sekiro? (until his hand hurt...) He knew the only way to inflict damage on the enemy was to actually attack them - he refused to do so for minutes.

tzgnilki said:
"I asked you guys for money and you didn't step up so I asked you for more money and you didn't step up, so the only thing left to do is ask for money cause you guys didn't step up"
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Thank you for translating from Scamish to English!

"It's ain't him he said so himself" 🐑♿

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First image of the new Clerks III movie:

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Dante: Look, I don't want to have to point out the elephant in the roam, but if you like my QuickStop, if you enjoy the produce we're creating then it's appropriate to tip. That's it, that's all I'm saying. Fair enough? Alright
 
But I Digress said:
First image of the new Clerks III movie:

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Dante: Look, I don't want to have to point out the elephant in the roam, but if you like my QuickStop, if you enjoy the produce we're creating then it's appropriate to tip. That's it, that's all I'm saying. Fair enough? Alright
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I can't believe they actually got Rosario Dawson back for that. Kevin Smith's career has been a dumpster fire ever since Clerks 2.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
He did actually address that on yesterday's prestream and admitted that he's unemployable. Of course, he did it in the kahntekst of saying that normal jobs are unstable because of the American capitalist job market SYSTEM, MAAAAN, while his schtreemer job is the most stablest job of all time. He said that in the mahdern American CIStem the employer doesn't care about you and you can be laid off for absolutely no reason at all and there's nothing you can do about it! Which is funny because he still claims that Twitch terminated his partnership for absolutely no reason at all. But then again, expecting consistency from Phil's ginrants is like expecting that a jar of your own piss will eventually turn into gold.
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Mature adult man with a business degree discovers at-will employment at the tender young age of 40.
 
NewNiggerFaggot said:
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This is an unedited screen grab of our boy Dave when he was feeding his paypiggies from his trough of lying bullshit about the line app fiasco. I guess this is something he now does when he is lying?
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Somebody needs to animate the last bit of his goutee falling off, and making one of those Hanna Barbera era cartoon crash noises followed by a cat yowling.
 
Draventren said:
Phil will never do any job outside of streaming unless it is the lowest effort, highest paid job he can get. Those jobs do exist, issue is you either need to have: worked really damn hard to get a business off the ground so you can hire people to run the show for you, buy a successful business and keep the staff who make it successful to do the real work for you, or be the son of someone who did one of the two above. Let's assume the faggotry of people like us maxes out at a manageable point for whatever business Phil would wind up working for, enough that the business doesn't need to seriously consider hiring the guy for a position. Phil has assumed that his 12 year legacy of operating a Schrodinger's business (it's only one when he wants to sound cool and mature) will translate to him being hired. Let's just roll with what his experience and skills he has gained running his own business: he hasn't had to pay employees nor has he had to organize timetables and schedules so any sort of HR or management isn't going to be interested in him. He's a finance major who has a bankruptcy on his record, and maybe it's because I'm not in that field but as an outsider looking in I doubt you want someone who can't handle money being in charge of yours. What else does he have going for him? He has little to no experience with video editing so he couldn't freelance doing that, or work with media companies with that. His on-screen presence might be appealing to a media company, if they were so desperate that they'd hire anyone with a pulse and he was the best looking candidate, so that one's out obviously.

I genuinely want to know what he thinks he's qualified for thanks to his 12 years as a content creator. What does he think he would be doing? The only two things that I could think of with his background are talent manager of whatever they call the groups that handle streamers (think Hololive or something like that) or a social media manager. The first one is a bust because the only group he had on good terms for the majority of his time as a streamer was Machinima and even if that company wasn't shut down, he burnt that bridge as he crossed it. As for the social media manager, I'm just basing that off of how much time he's spent on the internet, twitter specifically, that one is probably his best bet. Which is sad because it's not so much a longshot as a 1 in a million chance that there isn't someone who applied to the job with a cleaner background and better people skills.

I agree with him that he's unemployable, but that isn't because of us exclusively, we don't help the matter, but we're like an AIDs complication: you don't get us unless there's something really fucked with your blood.
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Seeing Phil as a social media manager, LMFAO! I can imagine him bitching about the engagement data stat report in the marketing meetings. "Uh, dood! I did nothing wrong! Look, there's these sick motherfuckers on the internet, one of them by the name of Almighty Tevin, that has been a wart on my ass. I swear! I had to block them."

Phil as mentioned before that he is "unemployable", which is why he sticks to streaming. That 10 year plan went out the window as soon as he got the cash from his mom. The only jobs that Philly boy can get, let's be fair, as manual and/or no skill job: security guard, day laborer - which we know he can't, because of his bad back. However, his back issues have gone away by Seattle air and his new chair - or if it's a manager job, its at a fast food joint somewhere in downtown Seattle. However, he'd bitch about it, as he has to deal with the public and the aggressive homeless people over there wanting free food. Seeing Phil get a piss or shit bomb thrown on him, well, sucks to suck! Welcome to being a mature adult in the service industry, dood!

If Phil gets "cancelled", he'll move somewhere else. Or, he'll go back to Twitch. He'll never really "go away". The only way he'll EVER go away if he's FORCED out or his parents leave him that inheritance he's banking on to clear his money issues. Even then, I'd have to press X to doubt on, as he'll continue beg for money, lie that his parents did leave him a bit of money, but "it wasn't millions of dollars, dood. It was just enough to catch up on his back taxes and bills, genius!" His greed is way over 9000 and it'll never be quenched. Phil's greed reminds of me Marcus Crassius, minus the swindling of Rome's citizens by letting their apartments burn, while the fire department waits, he comes in and buys it at rock bottom prices, repairs the damage done by the fire, but charges them 2 to 3 times more in rent than what they were paying before.
 
hundredthousand said:
That begs the question; if Phil was banned from both YT and Twitch, where would he go? Would he ever quit streaming? Would he just scurry to any shit-tier platform he can find so he can continue shaking pennies from his last 10 viewers?

I feel like the guy is so shell shocked at the thought of leaving his house, talking to people, and getting a real job that he would rather lose his house and everything else, and move back in with his parents to stream from his old childhood bedroom.

In any case, he is fucked in the future. When he was making all this bank he could've been investing it and saving it so he would be setup for life. With the money he made a smarter person could've already retired. But he has nothing saved and unless he thinks he's still gonna be making 6 figure when he's a 50 year old decrepit goblin streamer, he is going to find himself an aging man with no work history, no pension, no savings... and one hell of a wrestling mobile game account.
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Idk if it got deleted, but I put out a full way for Phil to make a resume about something he could have done to make it seem like the past 10+ years on the internet wasn't just a waste of begging people for money. If he had put forward any form of competency towards streaming along with that, his resume could have gotten a few boomers who don't know how to look things up on the internet to consider him for a job. I know he would suck at the interview but that could have been a way to get his foot in the door. But he fucked that up a long time ago
 
Hogan of the South said:
Seriously. Smith needs to stop being allowed to make things. Can we please move on? Who is this for anyway?
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Kevin Smith is the living example of “Talent is less important than who you know”

He was lucky enough to meet a bunch of future stars before they got really big, was nice enough to them that they didn’t mind that he attached himself like a tick.

Also, he’s woke and a good liberal and that counts for something. Along with the fact that he’s got a “cult audience” big enough so some of his movies doesn’t flop completely as long as the budget is low enough.

10-15.000.000 million dollars is chump change in a Hollywood where blockbusters easily cost half a billion dollars with marketing and advertising.

Btw: Ever heard of Yoga Hosers? The Kevin Smith masterpiece that starred his and Bruce Willis daughter.

With a budget of only 5 million dollars, it managed to make a box office of.... Less than 40.000$.

As I said: It’s who you know.
 
Full Race Replay said:
I would not be surprised if Phil does get a large amount of troll calls. I bet Phil just leaves his phone on silent, doesn’t pick up any call that isn’t a contact, and maybe browses through the voicemail afterwards (or doesn’t, and asks that legit clients contact him through email)
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If he did, you would have heard about it by now. He would be looking at his phone and getting worried. He would report that trolls annoy him on his day off (its...wwe champions time). He doesnt. No one thinks to do it either for aome strange reason. All you would have to do is get a burber or private your number.

Any mention of this happening after this post is just proof he reads the farms.
 
DarkSoulsPhil said:
If he did, you would have heard about it by now. He would be looking at his phone and getting worried. He would report that trolls annoy him on his day off (its...wwe champions time). He doesnt. No one thinks to do it either for aome strange reason. All you would have to do is get a burber or private your number.

Any mention of this happening after this post is just proof he reads the farms.
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I hope he does read the farms.

PHIL LET ME HELP YOU FILE YOUR TAXES!!! I WANNA SEE THAT SHIT
 
I assume the reason is because Phil is on camera six days a week, for enough hours of the day that trolls find it way more beneficial to bait him on stream rather than call the house phone he isn't going to answer anyway. He doesn't even like it when someone he actually desires to communicate with calls him, he demands emails be exchanged instead.

Which really goes to bolster my theory that Phil's rocking and swaying is from being observed in any way, even just hearing him talk. I'm actually starting to think it's not from social anxiety, but from issues with his appearance and the sound of his voice. Everything we know about him screams "sheltered", well, I think on top of leaving him unprepared to relate to human beings, Phil was in for quite a shock when people reacted to his weird head, piggish voice, and accent that doesn't even match his home state apparently. I think he got made fun of, and it scarred him for life, to the point where these days, after all that has happened since the FGC and then YouTube, he would rather not people see or hear him. But is stuck with it forever.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I assume the reason is because Phil is on camera six days a week, for enough hours of the day that trolls find it way more beneficial to bait him on stream rather than call the house phone he isn't going to answer anyway. He doesn't even like it when someone he actually desires to communicate with calls him, he demands emails be exchanged instead.

Which really goes to bolster my theory that Phil's rocking and swaying is from being observed in any way, even just hearing him talk. I'm actually starting to think it's not from social anxiety, but from issues with his appearance and the sound of his voice. Everything we know about him screams "sheltered", well, I think on top of leaving him unprepared to relate to human beings, Phil was in for quite a shock when people reacted to his weird head, piggish voice, and accent that doesn't even match his home state apparently. I think he got made fun of, and it scarred him for life, to the point where these days, after all that has happened since the FGC and then YouTube, he would rather not people see or hear him. But is stuck with it forever.
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Didn't people find out how to connect to his wireless printer and print stuff during streams?
 
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